Twinkle
Liturgist
Let's play Dragon Age - Noble Dwarf Origin.
The idea behind this LP is plain, simple and retarded: to behave like a total douchebag. Partly because I wanted to see how well DA handles "dark and gritty" stuff, partly because playing evil dude is always more fun. Dwarven Noble Origin seemed like an obvious choice for an arrogant, selfish asshole who doesn't give a shit about anything except his own fun and well-being.
This LP is going to have lots of pics. Remember: NPC lines are always on top, PC ones at the bottom. As a general rule of thumb dialog lines that belong to an NPC shown at the center of the screen.
Let's go.
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
CHAPTER 1 - DWARVEN NOBLE.
1.1. Intro and character creation - this post.
1.2. Orzammar - Royal Palace.
1.3. Orzammar - Diamond Quarter
1.4. Orzammar - Proving Grounds
1.5. Orzammar - Meeting Duncan
1.6. Orzammar - Trian's Death
1.7. Orzammar - The Exile
CHAPTER 2 - BATTLE AT OSTAGAR
2.1. Ostagar - The Camp
2.2. Korcari Wilds - Hello, Morrigan
2.3. Ostagar - The Joining
2.4. Ostagar - Tower of Ishal
CHAPTER 3 - LOTHERING
3.1. Lothering, Part 1 - On the road
3.2. Lothering, Part 2 - Meet Sten
CHAPTER 4 - REDCLIFFE
4.1. Redcliffe - Left 4 Dead
4.2. Stone Prisoner - Recruiting Shale
4.3. Back to Redcliffe - Zombies ate my neighbours
4.4. Redcliffe Castle - Beat the demon
CHAPTER 5 - URN OF SACRED ASHES
5.1. Denerim Market District - Find Genetivi's trace
5.2. Denerim - The Whorehouse
5.3. Various locations - Minor sidequests
5.4. Party camp - Glorious buttseks
5.5. Party camp - Warming the cold bitch
5.6. The Village of Haven - Evil cultists
5.7. Ruined temple - Blue ice, part 1
5.8. Caverns - Blue ice, part 2
5.9. The Gauntlet - There are puzzles in this game!
5.10. Redcliffe - Cure for Arl Eamon
CHAPTER 6 - TOWER OF MAGI
6.1. Tower of Magi - Introduction
6.2. Tower of Magi - Senior Mage Quarters
6.3. Tower of Magi - Great Hall
6.4. Tower of Magi - The Fade, part 1
6.5. Tower of Magi - The Fade, part 2
6.6. Tower of Magi - The Fade, part 3
6.7. Tower of Magi - The Fade, part 4
6.8. Tower of Magi - The Fade, part 5
6.9. Tower of Magi - End the nightmare
6.10. Tower of Magi - No mercy
CHAPTER 7 - BRECILIAN FOREST
7.1. Brecilian Forest - Home of the Talking Tree
7.2. Brecilian Forest - Mad Hermit
7.3. Brecilian Forest - Werewolf Ruins
7.4. Breciilan Forest - Furries FTW
CHAPTER 8 - WARDEN'S KEEP
8.1. Warden's Keep - Cleaning job
CHAPTER 9 - RETURN TO ORZAMMAR
9.1. Orzammar - Witness the decline
9.2. Orzammar - Proving Grounds
9.3. Orzammar - Jarvia sucks lizard eggs
9.4. Orzammar - Oghren
9.5. Deep Roads - Caridin's Cross
9.6. Deep Roads - Ortan Thaig
9.7. Deep Roads - Giant titty monster
9.8. Deep Roads - Anvil of the Void
9.9. Orzammar - Hail to the King!
CHAPTER 10 - THE LANDSMEET
10.1. Various locations - Preparations
10.2. Denerim - Random encounters
10.3. Denerim - The deserted building
10.4. Denerim - Howe's Estate
10.5. Denerim - Unrest in Alienage
10.6. Denerim - Haunted Orphanage
10.7. Denerim - The Landsmeet
CHAPTER 11 - THE FINAL BATTLE
11.1. Redcliffe - Back to Redcliffe
11.2. Redcliffe Castle - Choose your own ending
11.3. Denerim - Filler all the way
11.4. Denerim - Fort Drakon
11.5. Denerim - Kill the dragon!
EPILOGUE
INTRO
--Insert mediocre hack'n'slash with evil monsterz--
Character Creation
Picking Dwarven Noble
Making him uber-awesum
Boring last-gen shit like stats
The idea behind this LP is plain, simple and retarded: to behave like a total douchebag. Partly because I wanted to see how well DA handles "dark and gritty" stuff, partly because playing evil dude is always more fun. Dwarven Noble Origin seemed like an obvious choice for an arrogant, selfish asshole who doesn't give a shit about anything except his own fun and well-being.
This LP is going to have lots of pics. Remember: NPC lines are always on top, PC ones at the bottom. As a general rule of thumb dialog lines that belong to an NPC shown at the center of the screen.
Let's go.
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
CHAPTER 1 - DWARVEN NOBLE.
1.1. Intro and character creation - this post.
1.2. Orzammar - Royal Palace.
1.3. Orzammar - Diamond Quarter
1.4. Orzammar - Proving Grounds
1.5. Orzammar - Meeting Duncan
1.6. Orzammar - Trian's Death
1.7. Orzammar - The Exile
CHAPTER 2 - BATTLE AT OSTAGAR
2.1. Ostagar - The Camp
2.2. Korcari Wilds - Hello, Morrigan
2.3. Ostagar - The Joining
2.4. Ostagar - Tower of Ishal
CHAPTER 3 - LOTHERING
3.1. Lothering, Part 1 - On the road
3.2. Lothering, Part 2 - Meet Sten
CHAPTER 4 - REDCLIFFE
4.1. Redcliffe - Left 4 Dead
4.2. Stone Prisoner - Recruiting Shale
4.3. Back to Redcliffe - Zombies ate my neighbours
4.4. Redcliffe Castle - Beat the demon
CHAPTER 5 - URN OF SACRED ASHES
5.1. Denerim Market District - Find Genetivi's trace
5.2. Denerim - The Whorehouse
5.3. Various locations - Minor sidequests
5.4. Party camp - Glorious buttseks
5.5. Party camp - Warming the cold bitch
5.6. The Village of Haven - Evil cultists
5.7. Ruined temple - Blue ice, part 1
5.8. Caverns - Blue ice, part 2
5.9. The Gauntlet - There are puzzles in this game!
5.10. Redcliffe - Cure for Arl Eamon
CHAPTER 6 - TOWER OF MAGI
6.1. Tower of Magi - Introduction
6.2. Tower of Magi - Senior Mage Quarters
6.3. Tower of Magi - Great Hall
6.4. Tower of Magi - The Fade, part 1
6.5. Tower of Magi - The Fade, part 2
6.6. Tower of Magi - The Fade, part 3
6.7. Tower of Magi - The Fade, part 4
6.8. Tower of Magi - The Fade, part 5
6.9. Tower of Magi - End the nightmare
6.10. Tower of Magi - No mercy
CHAPTER 7 - BRECILIAN FOREST
7.1. Brecilian Forest - Home of the Talking Tree
7.2. Brecilian Forest - Mad Hermit
7.3. Brecilian Forest - Werewolf Ruins
7.4. Breciilan Forest - Furries FTW
CHAPTER 8 - WARDEN'S KEEP
8.1. Warden's Keep - Cleaning job
CHAPTER 9 - RETURN TO ORZAMMAR
9.1. Orzammar - Witness the decline
9.2. Orzammar - Proving Grounds
9.3. Orzammar - Jarvia sucks lizard eggs
9.4. Orzammar - Oghren
9.5. Deep Roads - Caridin's Cross
9.6. Deep Roads - Ortan Thaig
9.7. Deep Roads - Giant titty monster
9.8. Deep Roads - Anvil of the Void
9.9. Orzammar - Hail to the King!
CHAPTER 10 - THE LANDSMEET
10.1. Various locations - Preparations
10.2. Denerim - Random encounters
10.3. Denerim - The deserted building
10.4. Denerim - Howe's Estate
10.5. Denerim - Unrest in Alienage
10.6. Denerim - Haunted Orphanage
10.7. Denerim - The Landsmeet
CHAPTER 11 - THE FINAL BATTLE
11.1. Redcliffe - Back to Redcliffe
11.2. Redcliffe Castle - Choose your own ending
11.3. Denerim - Filler all the way
11.4. Denerim - Fort Drakon
11.5. Denerim - Kill the dragon!
EPILOGUE
INTRO
--Insert mediocre hack'n'slash with evil monsterz--
Character Creation
Picking Dwarven Noble
Making him uber-awesum
Boring last-gen shit like stats