In Progress Darkest Hour Kaiserreich mod, Wrangelist Russia LP (aka retaking the clay from worst kraut)

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Despite the loads of Paradox LPs on the Playground there isn't a single one in Darkest Hour or the Hearts of Iron series in general.

About time we fixed that.

Kaiserreich is an alternate history mod setting off at 1936, dealing with a "what if Germany won the First World War" scenario. The worst Krauts enforced their own version of the Versailes treaty, demanding large reperations from France and Britain as well as installing a puppet regime of their own in Belgium. (now renamed Flanders-Wallonia). With their economies now in shambles, both countries succumbed to Syndicalist (a somewhat less hardcore version of communism) revolutions, their former governments now fleeing in exile to French Africa and Canada respectively. Italy is also torn in two, the southern part joining the Syndicalist Internationale (with the Commune of France being the leader) and the northern part becoming dominated by the Papacy, which hopes to align itself to Germany and retaking the southern clay from the red scum.

Russia however received the hardest dicking of them all. Mauled by the Brest-Litovsk treaty, it had to abandon Finland, the Baltic area as well as Belarus and the Urkraine. Although the White Armies loyal to Kerensky came atop of the Bolsheviks during the civil war, they also lost the area around Vladivostok to Japan.

Pyotr Wrangel. A militariy genius, true potato, hardline ultranationalist and possesing legendary penile fortitude will help Mother Russia take back her rightful clay and remove the pig disgusting communist race traitors within our midst.

Russia has the arguably the most diverse event chains in all of KR. Since I don't want to stop the LP at every decision event and have a vote, we are gonna have those few first imporant events voted right now.

1.Military Organisation
Choices are:
A german-style blitzkrieg doctrine based around armoured and mechanised divisions
The american-style doctrine which focuses on developing superior firepower.
Trench-Warfare
Human-Wave and deep operations, as used by the Soviets during WW2

2.Naval Re-organisation
Choices are:
Focus on submarine warfare
A large open-seas fleet with battleships as the centerpieces of our fleets
Carrier-based fleets

3.Our Head of State
Wrangel as both Head of State and Government
One of Wrangels dick lickers as head of state
The head of the Orthodox Russian church as head of state (to remove kebabs and give the light of Orthodoxy to the heathens, aka nukes)

4.Declare Wrangel as the new Tsar:
Yes
No
Maybe
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyotr_Wrangel his swag cannot be denied)

5. Ideological Direction:
Russian Master Race, remove kraut
Fascism with a sense of fashion
Autocracy

Anything more liberal is denied, we aren't pussies.

Cast it in.

 

[JarlFrank]

1. German-style Blitzkrieg doctrine based on armoured warfare. Bring on those tanks!

2. Large open-seas fleet based on large battleships. Make Admiral Kolchak proud!

3. The head of the Orthodox Russian Church, of course.

4. YES

5. Master Race, obviously.

FOR TRUE MONOCLE RUSSIA

 

[Monty]

1 A german-style blitzkrieg doctrine based around armoured and mechanised divisions
2 Carrier-based fleets
3 The head of the Orthodox Russian church
4 Yes
5 Russian Master Race, remove kraut

 

[Hellraiser]

Actually there's a ton of HoI and DH LPs, just all of them are finished/abandoned.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Apparently there's been a fuckup with the game files and the AI can spam IC at much faster rates than normal-wise. (a bad on my part, raised resources for the AI and lowered ic construction time)

No matter, we will carry on.

Actually there's a ton of HoI and DH LPs, just all of them are finished/abandoned.

Strange, I've been through 5 pages and I've only seen one HOI2 LP.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

SLAVA SLAVA

I bet it's worst kraut using syndicalist wizard to hurt mother Russia.

Yep, confirmed for worst kraut.

I spit in the eye of your Internationale and Communes. Syndie and Feminist removal kicks off.

Clearly, no one gives a shit about sports. Everyone is too busy loading the guns with ITZ and drawing new borders on the world map.

Really, as if my dissent could get any worse.

OK, fuck it. It puts it's ass in the factory or it gets the bayonet again.

With greats guns we shall remove kraut from ocean.

Back to Muskovia. That filthy kraut-lover Peter can choke the Kaiser's dick.

This might seem like the worst choice, but it lowers my dissent to a more logical level and gives me the blueprints to two very far away techs that increase both industry and resources. Getting 4 IC or 3 infantry divisions isn't as worth it as -20% dissent.

Keeping it Russian.

What is this damned sorcery? Why does it make the Ruskies so mad? I thought only Kwans were against science.

Worst Italy and best Italy had a small war going on before France ordered worst Italy to stop being a dick. Pussies.



The choice is obvious. Even though those metal monsters (aka tanks) are made by some sort of dark sorcery (armored warfare path gives you 15% dissent) those ruski peasants are gonna have to deal with it.

Both Kwans and Krauts will be blitzed and krieged until they submit to the teachings of Vodka and Squating.

In other words, Clay.jpg

Keeping it Slava, keeping it Russia. Let the haters hate.

Protectors of the clay. Remove kraut and latvian.

We shall take their clay and push them to the mountains.


COMING SOON:
Kwans at war
Clay and removal of worst turk commences
The Kraut shows his true face

 

[Cassidy]

Despite the loads of Paradox LPs on the Playground there isn't a single finished one in Darkest Hour or the Hearts of Iron series in general.

Fixed. Oh...

Joined: Yesterday

In the case of the latest I stopped it to start a Victoria II AAR involving a new, historically short-lived secessionist country in HUEHUEHUE(Riograndense Republic) added in the POP Demand mod that arguably starts at a worse situation than Krakow, being at war with a much bigger country from day one . May revive the last one though(because no matter how STRONG Greattst Serbia and the New Macedonian Empire are, REMOVE BOLSHEVIK from Kwanzania will be one hell of a challenge), but not before I finish one of the ones I'm already running.

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/lets-play-kaiserreich-tonight-we-dine-kebab.75290/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...kest-hour-arms-armistice-and-red-alert.71404/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/lets-play-kaiserreich-new-mongol-empire.70962/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...he-night-2-a-kaiserreich-georgian-tale.64208/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...ut-hoi-2-the-true-brotherhood-of-steel.52806/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...ch-legacy-of-the-weltkrieg-free-france.60180/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...uer-earth-in-modern-day-scenario-2-1-6.57268/

And my longest-running LP thread:

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...-of-iron-2-preparing-for-d-day-in-asia.28577/

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Save the Kwans

Kwanzanistan is torn apart in bloody civil war as worst communist and Pacific Kwans secede at the same time.

More Kwannies decide to secede, this time reactonaries led by Huey "The Dick" Long. Incidentaly, their commander-in-chief is Patton.

Kwanzania proper will be led by Douglas Mac-Arthur, who hates every other Kwanzanian equally. If he wins the war there's no telling if he will usurp power and end the freedumz or continue down the Kwan path of decadence.

Meanwhile, at Holy Russia Wrangel is beginning preparations and moving troops towards the kebab border for the inevitable crusade to remove kebab and take their clay. It might be nothing but steppe and worst turk, but clay is clay.

It begins.

It seems like Mc-Arthur Kwanzania has removed surfer from premises. Whether that is good or not only time will tell.

We will have to remove horsenigger soon.

And, of course, take their clay as well.

Hehehehe

The plan is a simple one. Most of our divisions aren't upgraded to modern standards and equipped with ITZ cannons (that are currenctly being produces) but they pack a far bigger punch than whatever worse turk has.

Worst turk once again proves that stereotypes are true and that he can't fight for shit. He shall have to be slavified to produce glorious warriors for the Motherland.

Nips have almost finished removing gooks. The outcome was never in doubt, Korea doesn't have the industry to produce peanuts, much less guns.

Blueturk is removed, greenturk is next.

No brakes.

Remove whitey.

Cossacks are being removed and we claim all of it. ALL. OF. IT.

And on that day no one gave a fuck.

WE COME, KRAUT. WE COME FOR YOUR CLAY.

YOUR CLAAAAAY

The clay crusade continues. Georgia was part of the Empire before and so it shall be again.

It doesn't require a tactical genius to see this business through.

The Azeris are next. They are part-kebab and so have to be removed.

Total kebab removal is a very long-term goal, the grecobulgarserbs might take care of that anyway.

They have suffered removal once, we might as well be merciful.

Fuck you too then.

A new wave of ITZ guns is put into production and we decide to annoy the fuck out of everyone. Neo-Byzantinism will usher in a new era of prosperity and cultural stagnation throughout Europe.

It's time. We shall expand our industrial base and gear up for the ultimate objective: the complete and utter destruction of the smelly kraut farm animal. No Fritzl will be spared.

It is our rightfull clay. Anyone who disagrees can return to Bavaroia.

Oh wow, check this shit out. Urkraine has abandoned the Kaiserfag and is in the process of joining the Syndicalists. That faggot Kruschev cannot be allowed to corrupt our pure russian subjects.

The one and only choice.

We begin a limited offensive in the northern front, where we have more-or-less numerical and qualitative superiority. Our ITZ shall shatter their dreams and haunt their nightmares.

The reds are overrun and flee in terror. But the Wrangel Express has only just begun.

Anything to annoy worst kraut.

Notice in the background that even more commie-lovers are surfacing, intent on sabotaging our glorious factories. A few ITZ rounds later they go back to work.

The Austrians are krauts too. Fuck them.

Kiev is taken and loads of Urkranian divisions are surrounded and destroyed in the Crimea.

The Slovaks will be the dildo with which we will smash the Southkraut.

Urkraine is annexed and the clay restored to it's rightful owners. Our clay, our battleships.

A view of the future northern front. More, loadsa more divisions will be needed, especially armored and mechanized ones. Blitz4lyfe

Overall, a large and significant part of our clay has been retaken, especially the resource-rich Urkraine and the industrial fields of Baku and Georgia. A large upgrade and expansion of the industry program is set into motion that will allows us to field loads and loads of tanks and APCs.

Wrangel is coming and he carries a dildo made of steel and cannon.

In the next episode:
Fate of Kwanzania, Freedum or the Islamic Communism of Obongo.

Of Krauts and Baugette: The Second Weltkrieg

Remove Yurt from the Railway

Protecting our youth from the chinese cartoon conspiracy.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Despite the loads of Paradox LPs on the Playground there isn't a single finished one in Darkest Hour or the Hearts of Iron series in general.

Fixed. Oh...

Joined: Yesterday

In the case of the latest I stopped it to start a Victoria II AAR involving a new, historically short-lived secessionist country in HUEHUEHUE(Riograndense Republic) added in the POP Demand mod that arguably starts at a worse situation than Krakow, being at war with a much bigger country from day one . May revive the last one though(because no matter how STRONG Greattst Serbia and the New Macedonian Empire are, REMOVE BOLSHEVIK from Kwanzania will be one hell of a challenge), but not before I finish one of the ones I'm already running.

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/lets-play-kaiserreich-tonight-we-dine-kebab.75290/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...kest-hour-arms-armistice-and-red-alert.71404/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/lets-play-kaiserreich-new-mongol-empire.70962/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...he-night-2-a-kaiserreich-georgian-tale.64208/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...ut-hoi-2-the-true-brotherhood-of-steel.52806/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...ch-legacy-of-the-weltkrieg-free-france.60180/

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...uer-earth-in-modern-day-scenario-2-1-6.57268/

And my longest-running LP thread:

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...-of-iron-2-preparing-for-d-day-in-asia.28577/

Holy shit dude. I'm enjoying the STRONK of the Serbian people and I'm planning to do an LP with KR greece using some ridiculous mod an insane greek nationalist made in the Paradox Forums. (it's so bad it's funny)

Either way, this one is turning out to be easier, especially since the AI territories I annexed have been spamming IC. But Germany and France will be a problem in the future, especially with their loads and loads of IC.

 

[Kipeci]

Good job. Whenever I attempted to go for Wrangel, I failed to reduce dissent sufficiently so that a large commie rebellion would flare up as Siberia broke away and my other neighbors declared war on me... not fun times.

Serbia appears to have a pretty easy game in this mod. Whenever another Balkan War with Bulgaria starts up, all you have to do is mass your troops and have them make a blitz for their capitol, and then it's over. Sometimes the events for carving up Bulgaria get a bit buggy, though. So long as you don't annoy the Germans too much (or annoy them while they're distracted by the Syndicalists) it's easy enough to start beating up on Austria and 'friends' to form Yugoslavia after you've built up a smidge.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Good job. Whenever I attempted to go for Wrangel, I failed to reduce dissent sufficiently so that a large commie rebellion would flare up as Siberia broke away and my other neighbors declared war on me... not fun times.

The best way to save yourself from Siberian and Soviet buttsex is to choose the "Return to fields" option in economic focus, which lowers your dissent by 20%. I did some retarded stuff as well, like shooting the rioters and had to divert IC to consumer goods to calm down the population. (because producing Ipods and shit helps calm down rebellious anarchists apparently)

And yeah, I was lucky enough to have Japan derp itself trying to subdue it's rebellious puppets. Korea took them a year to conquer and they are still dealing with Manchuria.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

This Saturday is uneventful, might as well keep playing.


THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS STILL MY ENEMY, BUT FOR ANOTHER TIME.

Seems like the Nazis forgot what happened last time they demanded anything.
DENIED

Beta as fuck. Good thing too, because they'd have crushed us otherwise

Anything to steal worst Kraut's clay. They will remove Kraut from Baltic for us then we will backst-liberate them and take their clay.

Hehehehe, good goyim. Prepare to be annexed in the near future.

Oh boy, Guidos seem deadset on causing the 2nd World War. We shall monitor the goyim and twist them to our Zionist agenda.
But it looks like the Germans are being bitches again and won't be joining. Worst Krauts are leaving ibest taly to be gangbanged by France and worst Italy.

Looks like Bela Ciao is removing Pope. The outcome was never really in doubt.

Now that our upgrades are done, the mighty Steel Penis Of Wrangel (SPOW) is being manufactured. These will be our elite formations, led by the man himself. They'll take some time to complete, but the Blitz shall be unleashed sooner or later.

In the distant lands of Kwan, The Dick has crushed both Syndies and the legitimate Kwanzani Gubbarment, triggering the Obongo Prophecy.

It is said, that in the not-so distant future there will come a man born of Anal Sex and the Machete, who shall bring Socialism to the Land of Kwan, unleashing terrible horrors such as a mythical beast known as "Free Healthcare". All of Kwan shall bow to him and become his slaves. Whether it's divine retribution for the decadent ways of the Kwanzani or a jew mason plot no one really knows, but every day the doom is coming closer and closer.

Huey demands back his clay from Hockey-King and the later, fearing the might of the Kwan BBC Regiments bows to his will.

And thus Best Italy comes to an end. It is said that the red scum took the Popamole hat from the leader of Best-Italy, thus disabling his special powers and sending him into exile. Men from all across the world wept for fury.

Strangely enough, Surfer Kwan somehow emerged again, but they would not fair any better than last time. Huey has unwittingly chained another people to the unstoppable chariot of doom that is the Obongo Prophecy. The horrors of Socialism would reach the Nigga Paradise of Los Angeles.

Where to begin? Cyprus humiliated and removed kebab from their premises and joined with their Greco brothers from across the smelly sea. However Kebab remains a potent force in the region and is now fortifying itself for the Great Removal Expedition that will soon be arriving. Column of Grecoserb forces are already reported massing near the border, singing the infamous Pork Anthems that are anathemo to the Kebab.

Meanwhile, Albanian Rebel forces are being financed by the Kebab Government and have been sighted massing near the greek-serb border in Albania. Their elite tractor divisions will soon be ready for a retaliatory strike against their orthodox opressors.

India does not escape the flame of war. Disgusting Indian commies have launched an invasion against their capitalist brothers. Hundreds of thousands of ragheads are crossing the border at this hour, raping and stealing togas as they go.

Thankfuly, royalist Indians of the south have pledged their support to their capitalist brothers, forced by their jewish masters to war against the communist foe. Things are looking bad for the Bha Commune.

In eastern Asia, the Chinese Emperor Pu Yi has conquered the southern warlords and the german colonies, reuniting a large part of his realm, as well as taking the island of Macao from the Porthues. The Gooks and the Nips have set themselves on a course for mutual destruction, making sure that, in the end, it shall be the je-goy-I mean white man that profits.

Better sooner than later. We settle for nothing but the complete clay.

A limited offensive is launched as a start. The Finn is a mediocre warrior at best, sure to win only when most of the enemy is dead to frostbite, without boots and wearing brown fatigues on a snowy field.

Mannerheim is really curious as to why the Russians didn't decide to throw themselves at his fortifications. His soldiers are equally confused, not knowing what to do with their molotov cocktails now that the enemy has no immobilised tanks without frozen fuel.

To the north the Finns are promptly routed. Several divisions are diverted to the south, to help outfland the Mannerheim Line.

Largest battle of the war. Massive casualties on both sides. The Finns eventually break and retreat.

The Finnish northern armies are finnished off. Mannerheim cannot help but wonder why the Russians didn't attack in the heart of winter.

Mopping-up southern Finland. Once the Mannerheim Line fell they didn't stand a chance.

The clay is taken and all armies are ordered south to reinforce the Belorrusian front. The hammer shall strike there the hardest. Miliions of women will be impregnated.

It cums.

Our plans are set in motion. Once the armored armies are completed, then-

Oh.

And so we arrive at a crossroads. The war that will decide the combatants of the 3rd World War.

Our choices are as follows:

1. Sit it out and see who wins. Chances are it will be the Krauts, because the French have less IC than them and the Brits usually sit and wank themselves to death on their gay little island. Italy however might prove to be that little extra force the Baguettes need to destroy the Kaiserscum.

2. Help worst Kraut in return for our clay.

3. Join hands with pig disgusting communist and sandwiich little Willie between us, raping his women and looting his cabbages.

Either way, we will fight the other survivor in a final battle for world domination. Start voting.

 

[Kipeci]

3 for reverse WWII

 

[thesoup]

3

 

[Commissar Draco]

Hmm...

3 as well; Wrangel despite being ethnicly German from pribaltica approves more X-treme curse.

 

[Cassidy]

4. Declare war on Germany separatedly for taking back their clay instead of joining the reds. No deals with bolsheviks!

 

[JarlFrank]

2. Help Germans if they give back land, and crush the red plague. Destroying worst communist is the most important thing.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

1 A german-style blitzkrieg doctrine based around armoured and mechanised divisions
2 Carrier-based fleets
3 The head of the Orthodox Russian church
4 Yes
5 Russian Master Race, remove kraut

Late to the party but this.

4. Declare war on Germany separatedly for taking back their clay instead of joining the reds. No deals with bolsheviks!

And this.

 

[Kashmir Slippers]

2, then possibly backstabbing the Krauts after the war is over.

 

[eklektyk]

bump .. er ... i mean 4 - inquisitor Cassidy cannot be wrong....

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Posting the update now, photobucket is clearly being sabotaged by neonazis to hurt the children of Israel, oh vey.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

And so it begins.

The Great Storm of our time.

Now, then

Before we begin, let's take a look at Kwanzania the Beautiful. Even as Long's rape gangs and BBC Regiments advance deep into the womb(s) of Pacific America, Hawai becomes the protectorate of the doomed state.
They shall know the BBC. It is inevitable.

Back to the business at hand. There was a lot of debate within the High Potato Halls of the Empire which soon became heated and words such as 'Popamole scum' and 'Race Traitor' were thrown around and each of the great lords summoned his machete gangs to their side. The only thing that saved the Imperium from a renewed era of bloodbath and anus crucification was the intervention of the great Jew master, who urged the assembled goyim to seek an agreement with the MultiKulti states.

A masonjew plot if I ever saw one. There are always alternatives.

The High Jew Popamole has anticipated our every move. There is only one choice of action if we are to take back the Holy Clay.

The armies are ready. Every division has been supplied with enough vodka rations to last them a year, although Wrangel knows they shall be exhausted within weeks.

Taking their clay will not be enough. We have to deny the Popamoles as many Kraut cabbage fields as possible to have a favourable balance of power after the war is over.

The Hammer of the Vozhd shall strike in Belarus first, Russian clay since the days of Sviatoslav.

Hard-faced men with accordeons have began touring the Russian countryside, spreading the Removal Movement far and wide. Young men who desire to remove sauerkraut from all premises are flocking to the standards.

Due to the Removal Movement most of the betas and social outcasts have made a turn-around in their personal lives, choosing to forsake the heathen propaganda known as Animu, which happens to be the main export of Tentacle Island. In a shameful display, the Squids have declared war, deadset on enforcing Animu and emasculating the white population of Asia.

Belarus was like a walk in the park. The Kraut sympathisers were anally pilfered then exterminated.

Turkgooks and Gooks are now at war. Their mutual removal would be the best outcome.

These Battolkroosers shall be the spine of our future fleets. If we are to invade Kwanzania we shall need complete naval superiority.

Preparations to invade Lithuania and the rest of the Baltic snowniggers have begun. A massive holiday plan for their population to siberian summer camps is also drawn.

THIS CLAY IS OURS, WITCH.

Long decided to pull the BBC Regiments out of Portland before they enriched the culture and geneseed of the local population and industrial equipment.

We shall take potato.

Over the fences and far away, a Popamole breed of Mexicans have set their sights on Kwan clay. The battle between BBC and Taco shall be legendary indeed.

A milestone in reached. For the first time since 1914 Russian feet are marching on Kraut clay. The manboon rape gangs of Kwan will recognise a new rival force.

Clay secured. The Krauts, in a frantic effort to save their cabbages, have pulled troops from the western front to hold vodka at bay.

CHOO-CHOO, WRANGEL TRAIN COMIN THROUGH

OnlywayToDoit.jpg

The trains have been loaded and began the long road to the hospitable Siberian plains. Ruski legions are moving south to secure the cabbages.

The battle was hard but in the end the Kraut was decisevely routed and surrounded. The wrangelist Legions were drunk on stolen clay and nothing could stop them

Squidgooks attempted a landing but managed to get slaughtered and the survivors sent to join the snowniggers in picturesque Siberia.

After long hours of slave labour work hours in the Siberian factories, the first armored forces of the Reich were ready. The most veteran and bloodthirsty of them all were lead by the man himself, who personally took charge of the Kraut front.

A cunning strategy by an equally cunning foe. Only problem was their supply lines stretched from Animuland, through totally white south american country Argentina and all along the Atlantic.

ACHTUNG PANZER

Wrangel has coaxed the Kaiser into a snafu. Attempts by the later to contain the raged proved to be unsuccesful.

Like a two-headed penis, the circle around Kraut City is slowly closed. Millions of women raped

No one escaped the dick, not even the children
In a show of magnanimous and pure hearted intention, Wrangel ordered that only the feminists should be raped. The codexians populace applauded the decision with much gusto.

Poor Finns just can't catch a break. First the Russians, then the Nipps and now the Russians were coming again, this time with ACHTUNG PANZER on their side.

ITZ had come to Finland.

Due to superior speed the Animu-lovers were encircled and routed, their supply lines cut off and their precious cartoons burned in huge bonefires.

More Krauts arrived and clay was masterfuly abandoned. Drunk on clay, the worst Krauts would commit stupid mistakes and skewer themselves on the ITZ that would soon be arriving.

They would escape fondling. For now.

Seeing the Popamoles striking at the cabbage fields from the west, all Snafus were abandoned and a furious offensive was launched.

Popamoles and Wrangel raced each other for the rest of the cabbages. Kraut was all but removed.

The final Kraut stronghold in Yurop.

Commander Gay Shepardcommanded the assault, the Krauts removed by the millions. The accordeons echoed across the valleys, filling the air with their happy sounds.

The Kraut fled to Afriku, intent on breeding an army of BBCs centered around the Long doctrine. The Kaiser hoped there would come a time when he would reclaim his stolen clay by machete and cock.

A new puppet government was established to keep watch over our newly-aquired clay while we busied ourselves with conquest elsewhere.

Oh-oh.

Worst thing is that Popamoles have seized the clay for their own, gaining precious cabbages, wurst and industrial machines. The Popamole RPG Manufactoria at Saarland would rise to become the greatest fortress of cancer the world had ever seen. The Third World War would be far more brutal than the second.

The Krauts also joined hands with the Monarchists of the West, namely non-Popamole France and Britain. The next war would be fought on a truly global scale,

A day of mourning is declared for all their lost clay, slipping like water between their hands. A day that would live in infamy.
The Kaiser himself was seen weeping and crying:

"POPAMOLES, WHERE IS MY CLAY? GIVE ME BACK MY CLAY"

Much of the female population is also transfered inland, towards the Wrangel residence, to be more precise.

You didn't think I forgot Poland, did you?

Wrangel has proved to be a master of Blitz style. The Krieg he unleashed frightened the Popamoles and gave pause to the Jews, who began to re-acess this new threat.

Operation BestClay is of completed. Everything went better than expectation.

In both important theaters there began a massive re-deployment of all available forces as well the production of even more quantities of war machinery.

Gookturks and race traitors still held small parts of our clay in the east. That would have to be rectified.

 

[Kipeci]

... was that really a Japanese invasion of Finland?

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

AI in Darkest Hour really likes to mis-abuse their naval superiority. They got slaughtered when they tried to land in Siberia, so I'm guessing Finland had the only unguarded beaches.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I think you should really think about using spoiler tags because the amount of loading is getting a bit large, that or a new page.