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In Progress Darkest Hour Kaiserreich mod, Wrangelist Russia LP (aka retaking the clay from worst kraut)
- Thread starter Corporate_Jew_Master
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And there was much rejoice.
Infantryman
Scholar
Ah, another codexian Paradoxian, excellent.
I've always enjoyed playing as Russia in Kaiserreich - you begin very weakened, but then may reform the country in any way you please, consolidate, and eventually become overwhelmingly powerful. But I see you've gone already through that in your LP. Good luck with your further exploits!
I've always enjoyed playing as Russia in Kaiserreich - you begin very weakened, but then may reform the country in any way you please, consolidate, and eventually become overwhelmingly powerful. But I see you've gone already through that in your LP. Good luck with your further exploits!
Kashmir Slippers
Magister
This LP has piqued my interest. What version of HoI 2 is the best for running Kaiserreich? Doomsday or Darkest Hour?
Infantryman
Scholar
Darkest Hour has been a disappointment for me. The very mechanics of the game were fundamentally flawed and unrealistically imbalanced, rendering all other improvements and additions rather useless. But perhaps the patches have addressed these issues, I haven't played it for quite some time.
From what I understand KaiserReich has been updated more on the Darkest Hour engine.
Kashmir Slippers
Magister
Vaarna_Aarne
Notorious Internet Vandal
Yea, the perk in getting Darkest Hour is that the mods are better due to the engine improvements and additional functions the modders got to toy with.
I'd say I've always been a bit disappointed with the Second Russian Civil War in Kaiserreich. It's a foregone conclusion due to how pathetically weak the Totalists and Siberia are. It's not interesting in the way Second American Civil War, Chinese hijinks, Austro-Hungarian Civil War, the situation in India, or the Spanish Civil War are. And really, Totalist victory should be a very dangerous and very likely event, in order to make things a lot more threatening to Germany in case the AI French fail to do jack (which happens frustratingly often).
I'd say I've always been a bit disappointed with the Second Russian Civil War in Kaiserreich. It's a foregone conclusion due to how pathetically weak the Totalists and Siberia are. It's not interesting in the way Second American Civil War, Chinese hijinks, Austro-Hungarian Civil War, the situation in India, or the Spanish Civil War are. And really, Totalist victory should be a very dangerous and very likely event, in order to make things a lot more threatening to Germany in case the AI French fail to do jack (which happens frustratingly often).
Corporate_Jew_Master
Arcane
Sorry about the lack of updates lately, but these days friends and family kept me occupied.
But the Wrangel Express has no brakes and as long as one Syndie and Kwan draw breath there can be no peace.
KILL MAIM BURN
I won't bore you with the details. Whatever Mongols the chinese didn't get, the glorious Wrangelist War Machines did. Of course, you might say: "Wrangel, my God and Master, why would you take such a worthless piece of clay, when there are delicous cabbage fields in the west and the Great Satan Animu still corrupts the white man's youth?"
And he would reply, dear worthless supplicant, because the KRAUTS make their holes beneath gookturk steppe, planting new cabbages, licking their new wounds and scheming like their zionist masters.
The old homeland of worst turk is annexed and all smelly precursor kebab removed from most premises. A lot of divisions are redeployed to the Kraut border, to finish what the God-King Wrangel started in the western front.
The Russian people rejoiced, with great traditional slavic celebrations held in every corner, every street, every house, every backalley. The railz had been retaken.
(the event is ridiculous)
A secret hole of heresy within our great Imperium. Wrangel would show them the light, but our technosorcery is simply not enough at this point.
Soon.
Bah, gooks. We take their clay and push them to the mountains.
Meanwhile, hordes of tanks, horsemen and trucks burn and pillage in their way, trying to find the Kraut legions and ahnilate them. No such legions are found however, so the rape continues. Feminists were hunted down and shown the error of their ways, Popamoles and casual filth were herded into re-education camps where they are forced to play games on the Infinity Engine until they go into a frenzied state whenever they hear the word "Bhaalspawn" and others such horrors where unleashed on both Kraut and Gook populations.
The survivors of Luang Prabang managed to transmit one word before the Re-Education came.
"ITZ"
A last alliance, of gooks and steppegooks marched against Great Wrangel and in the slopes of Mount Manchuria they fought for the freedom of the Popamoles.
And so, in their darkest hour
Gaider, son of Richetello
took up his father's sword
But the power of the Infinity Engine could not be undone.
Victory in the East
and Hue removal in the West. The spirit of Rickson Gracie weeps and Wrangel weeps with him. He promised he would set things right.
The Steppegooks were routed and destroyed so totally that they signed the sanctity of their anuses away.
The winds blew ITZ to the far east, where the last of our Holy Clay lay. Vladivostok would be ours.
The thirst for more Clay and more peoples to remove grows only stronger. We shall now look to the east. Time we built a fleet anyway.
All according to Keikaku.
Organised formations of Russian Ubermensch soldiers charged at the border, engaging the traitors and heretics with fire and bayonet, routing them decisevly all across the front.
No victory more total.
No clay left untaken.
This might seem like the worst choice, but the Tech Team you gain can pretty much blitz through all naval combat doctrines within 4 years.
We release the southern clay to a bunch of gook tribes and make peace with the non-Popamole Brits. Canada is devoid of Kwans and nothing but Hockey fields. Worthless clay and nothing to remove.
Why, we shall remove both of course.
And so I leave you with a view at every important front in the glorious Imperium. All is well.
Or not.
OIL THE MACHINES, LOAD UP THE ITZ
But the Wrangel Express has no brakes and as long as one Syndie and Kwan draw breath there can be no peace.
KILL MAIM BURN
I won't bore you with the details. Whatever Mongols the chinese didn't get, the glorious Wrangelist War Machines did. Of course, you might say: "Wrangel, my God and Master, why would you take such a worthless piece of clay, when there are delicous cabbage fields in the west and the Great Satan Animu still corrupts the white man's youth?"
And he would reply, dear worthless supplicant, because the KRAUTS make their holes beneath gookturk steppe, planting new cabbages, licking their new wounds and scheming like their zionist masters.
The old homeland of worst turk is annexed and all smelly precursor kebab removed from most premises. A lot of divisions are redeployed to the Kraut border, to finish what the God-King Wrangel started in the western front.
The Russian people rejoiced, with great traditional slavic celebrations held in every corner, every street, every house, every backalley. The railz had been retaken.
(the event is ridiculous)
A secret hole of heresy within our great Imperium. Wrangel would show them the light, but our technosorcery is simply not enough at this point.
Soon.
Bah, gooks. We take their clay and push them to the mountains.
Meanwhile, hordes of tanks, horsemen and trucks burn and pillage in their way, trying to find the Kraut legions and ahnilate them. No such legions are found however, so the rape continues. Feminists were hunted down and shown the error of their ways, Popamoles and casual filth were herded into re-education camps where they are forced to play games on the Infinity Engine until they go into a frenzied state whenever they hear the word "Bhaalspawn" and others such horrors where unleashed on both Kraut and Gook populations.
The survivors of Luang Prabang managed to transmit one word before the Re-Education came.
"ITZ"
A last alliance, of gooks and steppegooks marched against Great Wrangel and in the slopes of Mount Manchuria they fought for the freedom of the Popamoles.
And so, in their darkest hour
Gaider, son of Richetello
took up his father's sword
But the power of the Infinity Engine could not be undone.
Victory in the East
and Hue removal in the West. The spirit of Rickson Gracie weeps and Wrangel weeps with him. He promised he would set things right.
The Steppegooks were routed and destroyed so totally that they signed the sanctity of their anuses away.
The winds blew ITZ to the far east, where the last of our Holy Clay lay. Vladivostok would be ours.
The thirst for more Clay and more peoples to remove grows only stronger. We shall now look to the east. Time we built a fleet anyway.
All according to Keikaku.
Organised formations of Russian Ubermensch soldiers charged at the border, engaging the traitors and heretics with fire and bayonet, routing them decisevly all across the front.
No victory more total.
No clay left untaken.
This might seem like the worst choice, but the Tech Team you gain can pretty much blitz through all naval combat doctrines within 4 years.
We release the southern clay to a bunch of gook tribes and make peace with the non-Popamole Brits. Canada is devoid of Kwans and nothing but Hockey fields. Worthless clay and nothing to remove.
Why, we shall remove both of course.
And so I leave you with a view at every important front in the glorious Imperium. All is well.
Or not.
OIL THE MACHINES, LOAD UP THE ITZ
GLORIOUS
Bump for Bump god.
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
Hilarious LP.
Infantryman
Scholar
Map painting continues. Green is best!
Cassidy
Arcane
At this point, even if you raised an army of only militias you'd still conquer the entire Europe with the legions of gooks providing extra manpower.
Corporate_Jew_Master
Arcane
Truth be told the only challenge is MegaFrance with the Ruhr areas under their control.
I am gonna do something else however. I will restore the national borders of every nation to their proper size and strive for both righteous clay and pleasing map aesthetics.
Many years later, in this alternate universe, children will look at the global political map and wonder: "Who was this God-King among our ancestors who managed such a thing?"
Then they shall look upon the portrait of Wrangel, which will be in every classroom in the world, stare into his warm, wise eyes and understand.
I am gonna do something else however. I will restore the national borders of every nation to their proper size and strive for both righteous clay and pleasing map aesthetics.
Many years later, in this alternate universe, children will look at the global political map and wonder: "Who was this God-King among our ancestors who managed such a thing?"
Then they shall look upon the portrait of Wrangel, which will be in every classroom in the world, stare into his warm, wise eyes and understand.
Infantryman
Scholar
Corporate_Jew_Master
Arcane
And so we start again. This update will be the biggest one yet, around 120 images, so I will have to divide it into chapters and spoiler it.
THE CLAY RESTORATION CRUSADE.
It all starts with an investment scheme in Siberia. Although previously inhabited by gookturks and other RFAs (removal farm animals) it is rich in many resources, such as oil and MINERALS. While mining a rich deposit of MINERALS, their jew overseers dug too deep and too greedily and what they found was fire and shad-a PYLON. Upon that edifice a plethora of runes was inscribed that even the localanime moonrune expert was unable to decipher. The jew held counsel among themselves and after sacrifising a virgin to YAHWEH consulting Jew's Handbook 4th Edition (the infamous edition that even the most hardline jews found extremely disgraceful) they decided to call upon the great Wrangel himself. He, in his wisdom, decided to put aside his current task and look into the matter.
Whatever he saw in that PYLON it satisfied him immensely. "We shall need more of these" he said and dispatched his jew minions across the land to hunt down such locations.
Meanwhile, the Russian Navy was about to be expanded in such a grand scale that it would be allowed to project ITZ all across the globe. Wrangel managed to put rape on wheels, now he would put it on the high seas as well.
Nowhere is safe.
But there were more important matters at hand. For the Clay Restoration Wars would soon begin.
7th Clay Offensive
Romania would be the first.
Infantry divisions, reinforced by artillery brigades pounded the Romanian positions into dust then advanced with the bayonet, overrunning the shellshocked defenders.There will be no dawn for men
The subsequent offensives completely destroyed the romanian army and successfully took their clay. However gypsies were sighted near forests and mountains, dancing naked and flashing their genitals at russian troops. One particular gypo managed to sicken the 702nd "Gook Removers" regiment into delaying it's offensive.
But even with gypo psychological warfare the outcome was never in doubt.
The hammer would fall into Hungary next. 420000 thousand men supported by thousands of tanks and tens of thousands of artillery pieces charged into Hungary.
All hope was lost.
A brave Hungrian commander managed to stem the tide, but the rest of their thinned-out forces was being overwhelmed all across the front.
Mechanised ITZ proved essential in the conquest of the Hungarian plains.
As clay was slowly taken, pockets of Hungry resistance still remained, some of them successful, most however not.
The offensives continued, crushing all in their path. Piling up shells and shooting them en masse on the Hungarians proved to be an efficient strategy, on par with the greatest russian military traditions, such as the human waveshooting your own officers before the war
The final offensive completely broke the enemy com-
MAXIMUM CASUALTIES
THE POINTLESS SLAUGHTER
WIPED OUT GENERATIONS
MAN EN MASSE DESTROYER
And so, with the wisdom of Bolt Thrower, the Russian conquered.
As promised not so long ago, the Slovaks were given their independence, and granted a significant part of clay.
And thus ends the two first Clay Restoration Wars.
Clay Restoration Wars round 2
Dedicated to the SRB and HELEN enemy.
War was declared on SRBJA and rightful SRBJAN clay. The Greeks also joined, honoring their alliance with the serbs and sending troops to the northern front.
Russian troops slowly advancedto the opening riff of Valour and stormed enemy positions.
The Croatioans and Cetnik rascals were the first to give way, throwing down their weapons and retreating, while theGrecoserbs Serbogreeks held the line.
Total victory was imminent on the western front, but the Serbogreeks could not be broken. A legendary hero was said to lead them, one who could read and turn the tide of battle.
Cetnik rascals were crushed like skull of pig.
Such glory.
So manydebts heroes
We are spitting in the eye and flags of their countries.
Mechanised ITZ will have to be used to crush serb resistance.
Croatioa can go live in the zoo
The Greek Expeditionary Forces, aided by SRB generals who posess the Wisdom of the Falcon manage to break through the Russian forces, their mountain divisions followed by columns of serb warriors, ahnilating 2 russian divisions in the process. Only the combined glory of the Kebab Removers could achieve such a glorious, momentous act. The flacons sang in the air and accordeons played well into the night.
But the power of the ITZ was too much.
With most of the Greek army crushed during the battle of SRBJA the greek campaign would be fast.
(there is a bug where expeditionary forces given to a nation are destroyed when said nation is annexed, which is retarded)
Next up was Bulgaria. They had joined the worst kraut during the last war and betrayed Russia and Serbia. No mercy would be shown.
Their clay would be distributed between the rest of the balkan nations. No longer would their treachery benefit worst Kraut.
To the east, the Kebab Overwatch was established, which would pave the way for the Great Crusade.
With his personal regiments retrained and crewed by hardened veterans, Wrangel's Own Black Rollahz would soon take part in the fighting.
Bulgaria was divided between Romania, Yugoslavia and Greece, the later taken the largest slice to somewhat even out the IC between the balkan nations.
And thus the second round of Clay Restoration was finished.
Now for an Interlude.
Worrying developments in Africa. The Popamoles have started to take parts of Africa, such as French colonies and Kraut lands which can only lead to bad things. The prospect of communist machete rape gangs is truly something out of a Lovecraft story. Even South Africa turned Popamole, forsaking Infinity for the simple pleasures of Awesome Buttons.
Rest of the Update will be coming up shortly.
THE CLAY RESTORATION CRUSADE.
It all starts with an investment scheme in Siberia. Although previously inhabited by gookturks and other RFAs (removal farm animals) it is rich in many resources, such as oil and MINERALS. While mining a rich deposit of MINERALS, their jew overseers dug too deep and too greedily and what they found was fire and shad-a PYLON. Upon that edifice a plethora of runes was inscribed that even the local
Whatever he saw in that PYLON it satisfied him immensely. "We shall need more of these" he said and dispatched his jew minions across the land to hunt down such locations.
Meanwhile, the Russian Navy was about to be expanded in such a grand scale that it would be allowed to project ITZ all across the globe. Wrangel managed to put rape on wheels, now he would put it on the high seas as well.
Nowhere is safe.
But there were more important matters at hand. For the Clay Restoration Wars would soon begin.
7th Clay Offensive
Romania would be the first.
Infantry divisions, reinforced by artillery brigades pounded the Romanian positions into dust then advanced with the bayonet, overrunning the shellshocked defenders.
The subsequent offensives completely destroyed the romanian army and successfully took their clay. However gypsies were sighted near forests and mountains, dancing naked and flashing their genitals at russian troops. One particular gypo managed to sicken the 702nd "Gook Removers" regiment into delaying it's offensive.
But even with gypo psychological warfare the outcome was never in doubt.
The hammer would fall into Hungary next. 420000 thousand men supported by thousands of tanks and tens of thousands of artillery pieces charged into Hungary.
All hope was lost.
A brave Hungrian commander managed to stem the tide, but the rest of their thinned-out forces was being overwhelmed all across the front.
Mechanised ITZ proved essential in the conquest of the Hungarian plains.
As clay was slowly taken, pockets of Hungry resistance still remained, some of them successful, most however not.
The offensives continued, crushing all in their path. Piling up shells and shooting them en masse on the Hungarians proved to be an efficient strategy, on par with the greatest russian military traditions, such as the human wave
The final offensive completely broke the enemy com-
MAXIMUM CASUALTIES
THE POINTLESS SLAUGHTER
WIPED OUT GENERATIONS
MAN EN MASSE DESTROYER
And so, with the wisdom of Bolt Thrower, the Russian conquered.
As promised not so long ago, the Slovaks were given their independence, and granted a significant part of clay.
And thus ends the two first Clay Restoration Wars.
Clay Restoration Wars round 2
Dedicated to the SRB and HELEN enemy.
War was declared on SRBJA and rightful SRBJAN clay. The Greeks also joined, honoring their alliance with the serbs and sending troops to the northern front.
Russian troops slowly advanced
The Croatioans and Cetnik rascals were the first to give way, throwing down their weapons and retreating, while the
Total victory was imminent on the western front, but the Serbogreeks could not be broken. A legendary hero was said to lead them, one who could read and turn the tide of battle.
Cetnik rascals were crushed like skull of pig.
Such glory.
So many
We are spitting in the eye and flags of their countries.
Mechanised ITZ will have to be used to crush serb resistance.
Croatioa can go live in the zoo
The Greek Expeditionary Forces, aided by SRB generals who posess the Wisdom of the Falcon manage to break through the Russian forces, their mountain divisions followed by columns of serb warriors, ahnilating 2 russian divisions in the process. Only the combined glory of the Kebab Removers could achieve such a glorious, momentous act. The flacons sang in the air and accordeons played well into the night.
But the power of the ITZ was too much.
With most of the Greek army crushed during the battle of SRBJA the greek campaign would be fast.
(there is a bug where expeditionary forces given to a nation are destroyed when said nation is annexed, which is retarded)
Next up was Bulgaria. They had joined the worst kraut during the last war and betrayed Russia and Serbia. No mercy would be shown.
Their clay would be distributed between the rest of the balkan nations. No longer would their treachery benefit worst Kraut.
To the east, the Kebab Overwatch was established, which would pave the way for the Great Crusade.
With his personal regiments retrained and crewed by hardened veterans, Wrangel's Own Black Rollahz would soon take part in the fighting.
Bulgaria was divided between Romania, Yugoslavia and Greece, the later taken the largest slice to somewhat even out the IC between the balkan nations.
And thus the second round of Clay Restoration was finished.
Now for an Interlude.
Worrying developments in Africa. The Popamoles have started to take parts of Africa, such as French colonies and Kraut lands which can only lead to bad things. The prospect of communist machete rape gangs is truly something out of a Lovecraft story. Even South Africa turned Popamole, forsaking Infinity for the simple pleasures of Awesome Buttons.
Rest of the Update will be coming up shortly.
Corporate_Jew_Master
Arcane
THE GREAT CRUSADE
The last Offensive, all resistance cease.
And thus it begins. Great machines of war can be heard along the border and the faint sound of accordeons being played in the distance, heralds of the ITZ that is marching towards the Kebab lands. Hard faced Serbs are the first to go in, ready to show the world they will not afraid the turk wizard. Wrangel awoke in cold sweat as Tupac visited him in his dreams, whispering "SLAVA" to him. Never had a purpose been more holy. The earth itself seemed to shake with expectation, every heart beating to a single rythm. Mighty cries were raised in Serbian from all across the world, as if the spirit of Arkan had visited every single one of them, from the Kwan rape gang and the scheming Jew to the Popamole Frenchman and the butthurt Kraut, all crying one thing with all their breath:
remove kebab REMOVE KEBAB
Galipoli was the first kebab stronghold to fall, the farm animal shown no mercy as they were cut down beneath the treads of mighty Wrangelist tanks.
The aging russian Black Sea Fleet, with the modernisation process not finished and outnumbered managed to destroy the Kebab Navy, losing only one old destroyer division for two farm animal BATTLESHIPS, one of them named after the Grand Doner who had cowardly seized Konstantinopel from the brave byzantine defenders. A single flower was planted in Tupac's gold trove in the Romanian mountains in honor of the fallen destroyer.
And it finally started. The final siege of Istanbul. Elite Serbogreeks Kebab Droppers were mobilised and sent to undermine the defences of the city, each of them swearing to the image of Wrangel "I will not afraid the turk wizard".
On the Caucasus front the worst turk was also overrun, fleeing en masse towards the Kurd mountains.
A wise Falcon was seen shedding a single tear near Petrovica.
The farm animal was surrounded and shown no mercy. 23rd of October would be a global holiday.
The Great Kebab Blitzkrieg as it would be later called would be the final nail in the coffin, the Kebab Legions surrounded and destroyed, the rest having their organisation levels so damaged that they would easily dissolve under continued artillery barrages and glorious bayonet charges.
In a vain attempt to stabilise the Anatolian front, the kebab removed most of their forces from the Caucasus front, allowing for a renewed offensives against their positions, one that would succeed decisevely. Slava!
Yet more farm animals tricked and surrounded within the same pockets.
With many Kebabies now trapped within the Aegean Islands, the Black Sea Fleet is ordered into the Aegean to trap them and shell them to death.
With the front stabilised new offensives are launched and encirclements completed, with thousands of Kebabs perishing in the process. Russia is the greatest country on earth.
The Middle East is soon brought to heel and Kebab is extinguished.
The last significant concentration of Kebab forces in the Aegean are removed as well. All the premises are now safe.
A lightning offensive against the Egyptian Kebabs and the Falaffels is launched.
With the later soon completely crushed and driven into the sea.
A truly massive invasion is launched from across the Suez, with thousands of men and tanks assaulting African kebab positions.
The great battles culminating in the destruction of Egypt were nothing less than epic, with hundreds of thousands of men and war machines doing battle beneath the harsh southern sun. Apocalyptic charges of ruski tanks against entrenched egyptian infantry, thousands of artillery pieces firing in unison and huge waves of infantry advancing behind smoke screens and armor cover, all these scenes could not begin to describe the final phases of the Great Crusade. At March 30 the Great Crusade had come to a finish. The Kebab had been removed.
The conquest of Libya was nothing but a holiday drive across the beach.
We have arrived and it is time we performed out charge. In fealty of Pyotr Wrangel, our Kebab-Removing Lord and by the Grace of Sobieski Vodka, I declare Exterminatus upon the Terran nation of Kwanzania. I hearby sign the death warrant of an entire manboon world and consign the Popamoles to oblivion. May Russian justice account in all balance. Wrangel Protects.
The Crusade is over.
An Arab Superstate is released, to spite the Jews and most of Kebabland is given to the Greeks. Knowing that the only way to truly defeat them is to put them into debt and consign them to the hands of the Juden, it seems like the best course of action.
THE HORROR
The amount of horror this sight caused sent tremors throughout the world. The Machete Rape Gangs, under the tutelage of Popamole Frenchmen, adopted communism and formed huge rape conglomerates, purging whitey and now looking to the north. The state of South Africa, also falling to the shackles of socialism, was forced to pay them tribute in white women. Not satisfied, machete-weilding men started descending on south african border towns and kidnapping more white women, dragging them deep inside their jungle temples.
One of the machete-wielding men was captured and interrogated. From the intelligence gathered they concluded that the danger these new states poised was far too great for them to ignore.
The rape gangs were busy consolidating. In a few years however the Butt Apocalypse could be upon us, as written in the Chronicles of BBC and the Book of Interracial, written by the prophetic madman Blanda of Upp.
And in Kwanzania, the Obongo Prophecy still loomed overhead. The Removal of the Kebab only revealed an even greater and much more dangerous foe.
The last Offensive, all resistance cease.
And thus it begins. Great machines of war can be heard along the border and the faint sound of accordeons being played in the distance, heralds of the ITZ that is marching towards the Kebab lands. Hard faced Serbs are the first to go in, ready to show the world they will not afraid the turk wizard. Wrangel awoke in cold sweat as Tupac visited him in his dreams, whispering "SLAVA" to him. Never had a purpose been more holy. The earth itself seemed to shake with expectation, every heart beating to a single rythm. Mighty cries were raised in Serbian from all across the world, as if the spirit of Arkan had visited every single one of them, from the Kwan rape gang and the scheming Jew to the Popamole Frenchman and the butthurt Kraut, all crying one thing with all their breath:
remove kebab REMOVE KEBAB
Galipoli was the first kebab stronghold to fall, the farm animal shown no mercy as they were cut down beneath the treads of mighty Wrangelist tanks.
The aging russian Black Sea Fleet, with the modernisation process not finished and outnumbered managed to destroy the Kebab Navy, losing only one old destroyer division for two farm animal BATTLESHIPS, one of them named after the Grand Doner who had cowardly seized Konstantinopel from the brave byzantine defenders. A single flower was planted in Tupac's gold trove in the Romanian mountains in honor of the fallen destroyer.
And it finally started. The final siege of Istanbul. Elite Serbogreeks Kebab Droppers were mobilised and sent to undermine the defences of the city, each of them swearing to the image of Wrangel "I will not afraid the turk wizard".
On the Caucasus front the worst turk was also overrun, fleeing en masse towards the Kurd mountains.
A wise Falcon was seen shedding a single tear near Petrovica.
The farm animal was surrounded and shown no mercy. 23rd of October would be a global holiday.
The Great Kebab Blitzkrieg as it would be later called would be the final nail in the coffin, the Kebab Legions surrounded and destroyed, the rest having their organisation levels so damaged that they would easily dissolve under continued artillery barrages and glorious bayonet charges.
In a vain attempt to stabilise the Anatolian front, the kebab removed most of their forces from the Caucasus front, allowing for a renewed offensives against their positions, one that would succeed decisevely. Slava!
Yet more farm animals tricked and surrounded within the same pockets.
With many Kebabies now trapped within the Aegean Islands, the Black Sea Fleet is ordered into the Aegean to trap them and shell them to death.
With the front stabilised new offensives are launched and encirclements completed, with thousands of Kebabs perishing in the process. Russia is the greatest country on earth.
The Middle East is soon brought to heel and Kebab is extinguished.
The last significant concentration of Kebab forces in the Aegean are removed as well. All the premises are now safe.
A lightning offensive against the Egyptian Kebabs and the Falaffels is launched.
With the later soon completely crushed and driven into the sea.
A truly massive invasion is launched from across the Suez, with thousands of men and tanks assaulting African kebab positions.
The great battles culminating in the destruction of Egypt were nothing less than epic, with hundreds of thousands of men and war machines doing battle beneath the harsh southern sun. Apocalyptic charges of ruski tanks against entrenched egyptian infantry, thousands of artillery pieces firing in unison and huge waves of infantry advancing behind smoke screens and armor cover, all these scenes could not begin to describe the final phases of the Great Crusade. At March 30 the Great Crusade had come to a finish. The Kebab had been removed.
The conquest of Libya was nothing but a holiday drive across the beach.
We have arrived and it is time we performed out charge. In fealty of Pyotr Wrangel, our Kebab-Removing Lord and by the Grace of Sobieski Vodka, I declare Exterminatus upon the Terran nation of Kwanzania. I hearby sign the death warrant of an entire manboon world and consign the Popamoles to oblivion. May Russian justice account in all balance. Wrangel Protects.
The Crusade is over.
An Arab Superstate is released, to spite the Jews and most of Kebabland is given to the Greeks. Knowing that the only way to truly defeat them is to put them into debt and consign them to the hands of the Juden, it seems like the best course of action.
THE HORROR
The amount of horror this sight caused sent tremors throughout the world. The Machete Rape Gangs, under the tutelage of Popamole Frenchmen, adopted communism and formed huge rape conglomerates, purging whitey and now looking to the north. The state of South Africa, also falling to the shackles of socialism, was forced to pay them tribute in white women. Not satisfied, machete-weilding men started descending on south african border towns and kidnapping more white women, dragging them deep inside their jungle temples.
One of the machete-wielding men was captured and interrogated. From the intelligence gathered they concluded that the danger these new states poised was far too great for them to ignore.
The rape gangs were busy consolidating. In a few years however the Butt Apocalypse could be upon us, as written in the Chronicles of BBC and the Book of Interracial, written by the prophetic madman Blanda of Upp.
And in Kwanzania, the Obongo Prophecy still loomed overhead. The Removal of the Kebab only revealed an even greater and much more dangerous foe.
CaptainAwesome
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So much 
in this thread, Vodka for Vodka god Potatoes for His throne!
in this thread, Vodka for Vodka god Potatoes for His throne!
Corporate_Jew_Master
Arcane
Because grand things are coming in the next updates, such as hundreds of divisions doing combat and massive airforces striking down popamole heresy from the sky, my povertry laptop will not be able to handle it while running fraps in the background.
This will be put on hold until wednesday, when I return back home and continue this on my supercomputer.
To give you a taste of things to come:
This will be put on hold until wednesday, when I return back home and continue this on my supercomputer.
To give you a taste of things to come:
Luzur
Good Sir
a situation/political overlook of Europe would be nice
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
What's the name of the Arab Superstate?
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