Crispy said:BTW, just like with DA:O, I went ahead and lowered the difficulty in DA2 to Normal, and I'm considering Casual, because there's just no fucking point in even spending more than 20 seconds or so on each fight.
Some of the "boss" fights are rather amusing, but as everyone here already knows, they still most commonly boil down to running Hawke around in circles while your stupid party members pepper whatever it is that's stupid enough to chase you with spells and missiles.
Now, on Normal, my rogue Hawke can just bouncy-bounce around, with his SUPER MAGIC TELEPORTING, while I LARP ninja killing like in an MMO. I wish BioWare would've written in some dialogue that included the dorf or that red-headed bitch getting mad at you for doing that. I'd have laughed.
Crispy said:Some of the "boss" fights are rather amusing, but as everyone here already knows, they still most commonly boil down to running Hawke around in circles while your stupid party members pepper whatever it is that's stupid enough to chase you with spells and missiles.
Bahamut said:Sure, DA2 had bit better story but still its much worse from its predecessor (that was really medicore and boring in a long run), its just fucking Deep Roads The Game
Xor said:I was so relieved that the DA2 trolling had finally died down.
And then Alexandros had to ruin that.
Crispy said:If Dragon Age 2:
- Did not force the portrayal of homosexuality on its players
- Did not blatantly copy-pasta environments all over the place
- Featured turn-based combat
- Presented Hawke in a less totally-faggotty way
- Didn't have ENCHANTMENT but rather had crafting
- Featured some significant C&C
- Featured skills useful in roleplaying and out of combat
- Had an open world design instead of that stupid city map
- Again, had less homo's
- Either cut out the sex completely or went ahead and subcontracted to the developers of 3D Sex Villa 2 for its sex simulation scenes
...it would STILL suck.
After suing BioWare for sexual harrassment I'm suing them again for damaging my brian.
At least the game runs smoother with Forceware 270.51.
So now when I play DA2 I can just go, "HA HA HA HAAA! Look at all the blood! Ooh! Tits! HA HA HA HAAA! Ooh, a shiney! MOAR BLOOD! HA HAAAA!!" All locked at 60fps with 4X antialiasing and all details maxed.
1451 said:Dragon Age 2 was a satisfying experience. Why deny it?
Black said:So why did you buy it?
So why even consider buying da2?Crispy said:Yup. I'm crazy for them RPG's. Sad, inn't it?
Black said:So why even consider buying da2?Crispy said:Yup. I'm crazy for them RPG's. Sad, inn't it?
ghostdog said:Alex, sorry , you had it coming.
Gosling said:Alexandros said:I'm not trying to troll or anything.
You sure?
Bahamut said:Sure, DA2 had bit better story but still its much worse from its predecessor
Jaesun said:Alexandros said:- .... DA2's story seemed more personal and I quite enjoyed Hawke's evolution from a lowly immigrant to Kirkwall's champion.
- ... Towards the end of the game I did feel as though my character was fighting for his town.
Can you give us some examples of how they did this in the game?
Crispy said:Because, I've already admitted, I'm a sucker. I'm also an eternal optimist. I got SOME enjoyment out of DA:O, for a little while, and I had hoped DA2 might be a little better if different. Its demo left me with a somewhat positive attitude about it, but the actual game has descended into derp depths so far sometimes I don't think I'll ever make it back out.Black said:So why did you buy it?
You know I'm really looking forward to Skyrim, right?