Crispy™ The most attractive RPG protagonists/characters

[Cat Headed Eagle]

80s fantasy was built different. And by that I mean it was made by people heterosexual white men who had sex and took tons of drugs.

Clarified.

ymmv on that, because they were almost always hippies.

 

[Arbiter]

Disappointingly new-school tastes ITT.

That's better.

 

[HeroMarine]

 

[Arbiter]

Wait till the illusion spell expires:

 

[Melan]

When the tankard of mead wears off...

 

[catfood]

When the tankard of mead wears off...

...drink another one!

 

[Arbiter]

When the tankard of mead wears off...

...drink another one!

It even stacks with other alcoholic buffs!

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Where is VV

 

[KateMicucci]

He's literally me.

 

[Arbiter]

He's literally me.

Not bad.

 

[KateMicucci]

He's literally me.

Not bad.

 

[Morality Games]

The Infinity Engine/Neverwinter Nights girls/portraits, especially Aribeth.

The Kotor girls (Bastila, Brianna, Visas), especially Visas.

As far contemporary offerings go, I'll actually give a honorable mention to Maia Rua. Don't usually go for shark-themed orcs but she's pretty despite her handicap and in terms of personality may very well be the only RPG woman I might actually want to date IRL (chill, athletic girl who is DTF). Even Aribeth and Visas would either have me bashing my head against the wall or calling the police.

 

[Arbiter]

especially Visas

She is only pretty until she takes her veil off.

 

[Morality Games]

especially Visas

She is only pretty until she takes her veil off.

That's Miralukans (especially ones whose sockets have been seared by exposure to powerful Dark Side anomalies), but there's no special need for her to take off the veil.

 

[Reinhardt]

just merge this thread with "ugliest" one already

 

[Technomancer]

Hell yeah for Xana. Pretty and loyal.

https://i.imgur.com/NEbhBFa.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/6wKjD7f.gifv

Spoiler

 

[Camel]

 

[Serus]

Bookmarked this thread for an occasion where I need to prove someone that codex is gay and full of people pretending to be straight.

hmm...

 

[Serus]

Boob-chainmail instead of the more often seen Boob-plate. Incline or decline? Worse AC but maybe easier to remove?

 

[Lord_Potato]

Boob-chainmail instead of the more often seen Boob-plate. Incline or decline? Worse AC but maybe easier to remove?

The problem is it leaves a wide part of chest open to stabs and thrusts. At least they could have covered the cleavage with magical, transparent layer of mithrill

 

[Arbiter]

Boob-chainmail instead of the more often seen Boob-plate. Incline or decline? Worse AC but maybe easier to remove?

 

[Tavernking]

 

[Kabas]

I am suddenly reminded of that one echii manga, forgot the name, in which author explained the reason for woman adventurers prioritising feminine clothes over practical armor.
It increases their chances of survival when facing orcs and goblins by announcing that they're woman with a womb as early as possible to prevent them from ambushing them with arrows or doing something similar.
Didn't like the art but author has some entertaining opinions about feminism.

 

[Kabas]

I just remembered, it's called Into the Deepest, Most Unknowable Dungeon.
A lot of dumb stuff here and "things you can easily learn yourself by googling" but some of it is entertaining dumb stuff.

Boob armor explanation

 

[KateMicucci]

nerds will seriously complain about cleavage armor and ignore characters running around with no helmets