Crispy™ The most attractive RPG protagonists/characters

[Harthwain]

80s fantasy was built different. And by that I mean it was made by people who had sex and took tons of drugs men for men.

Fixed.

There is really no need to add more variables than that. Unless, of course, you don't know that because you're not a man to begin with.

 

[NecroLord]

 

[Zobor]

Daily reminder that Triss and Yennefer are both witches using magic to rejuvenate. Under the coat of paint magic, they remain not only old hags, but worse: Polish.

Neither Yennefer nor Triss comes from Redania. In fact, Triss is a citizen of Temeria, which might be seen as an analogue of France in witcher universe (some people might argue that Toussaint is France).

Speaking of old hags, how is your first lady doing?

Toussaint is southern France. Provence most likely. If Temeria is seen as France, then it would be northern France.

 

[Arbiter]

nerds will seriously complain about cleavage armor and ignore characters running around with no helmets

Of course it happened. Some warriors fought without armor or (half) naked: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudity_in_combat

 

[Arbiter]

Toussaint is southern France. Provence most likely. If Temeria is seen as France, then it would be northern France.

I'm glad to know that I encouraged you to post your first message after 3 years on the Codex.

 

[NecroLord]

nerds will seriously complain about cleavage armor and ignore characters running around with no helmets

Of course it happened. Some warriors fought without armor or (half) naked: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudity_in_combat

Berserkers.
Really, what are the odds of those blood crazed maniacs fighting in chainmail or some shit?
Some fighters favor mobility and killing power over protection.

 

[KateMicucci]

nerds will seriously complain about cleavage armor and ignore characters running around with no helmets

Of course it happened. Some warriors fought without armor or (half) naked: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudity_in_combat

No armor- this is fine
Bikini armor- now wait just a minute bucko

 

[Arbiter]

nerds will seriously complain about cleavage armor and ignore characters running around with no helmets

Of course it happened. Some warriors fought without armor or (half) naked: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudity_in_combat

No armor- this is fine
Bikini armor- now wait just a minute bucko

What I meant is that fighting without a helmet is not unheard of.

 

[Justinian]

 

[NecroLord]

nerds will seriously complain about cleavage armor and ignore characters running around with no helmets

Of course it happened. Some warriors fought without armor or (half) naked: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudity_in_combat

No armor- this is fine
Bikini armor- now wait just a minute bucko

Ah, Red Sonja.
The chainmail bikini babe extraordinaire.

 

[Paul_cz]

Esme

Panam

Triss

Ciri

Yennefer

 

[Ryzer]

wew, too much polishness at once, my eyes.

 

[abnaxus]

Vivien from Gods: Lands of Infinitron

 

[Arbiter]

wew, too much polishness at once, my eyes.

Why not watch true French women instead?
https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/esg-vs-consoles-which-caused-more-decline.147046/post-8475112

 

[Modron]

wut game?

 

[vazha]

Triss

The thread can be safely closed now. Nothing's gonna top this.

 

[NecroLord]

Vivien from Gods: Lands of Infinitron

What's the name of that model? Can't really remember.

 

[Justinian]

wut game?

I don't know if it's from a game, I don't even remember how I found the pic.

 

[Melan]

wut game?

Presumably one that comes on 36 floppy disks.

 

[Technomancer]

Jack from Mass Effect has the prettiest face among all females in the series thanks to her gorgeous IRL model. Even though she is tragically brought down by tattoos, bald head and lack of tits. Still, Miranda with her ugly ass square jaw can fuck right off.

 

[Volourn]

Miranda is H0TTER. Fukk off Gaylord.

 

[Aarwolf]

Esme

What game she is from?

 

[quixotic]

Esme

What game she is from?

That’s Enderal.

 

[Aarwolf]

Thanks!

 

[HeroMarine]

Jack from Mass Effect has the prettiest face among all females in the series thanks to her gorgeous IRL model. Even though she is tragically brought down by tattoos, bald head and lack of tits. Still, Miranda with her ugly ass square jaw can fuck right off.