Hellraiser
Arcane
Update 12: Daemons of Rage.
After many weeks of gruesome slaughter, maiming and bloodletting the Keeper's Horde has ravaged much of King Todd's kingdom.
The King is most concerned with these disastrous events. He summons his vassals to DISCUSS this matter.
Skybird Trill, 14th day of the month of Mounted Swordswinging, 12th year of King Todd's rule
: Noble Lords of the land! I have summoned you to deliver news of great importance. I have had a vision!
: A vision my Liege? The gods have truly blessed you with their wisdom Majesty!
: Indeed they have! In my vision I saw how to defeat the vile forces of evil lead by the so called Keeper.
: Your Highness how do we defeat this evil?
: I announce that from this day forth Skybird Trill will be known as Skyrim! A name that will make our mortal enemy tremble and unable to lay siege to this holy fortress!
: What about defeating the Keeper's armies?
: The Gods themselves have made it clear that renaming this fortress shall be enough!
Days later the horde approaches its next target.
: Buffy Oak - A small location, where the people simply sit around and
enjoy each other's company. They talk, laugh, and sing without ever
arguing, drawing daggers, and dying in a gurgling rush of blood. Yuch,
a truly bizarre place.
: Khorne demands BLOOOODDD!
: Lord Keeper, there are 2 enemy keepers in the area.
: I will crush their skulls with my bare hands!
A shitty fly joins the Horde.
As does a CLEVEspawn
Dragons are the most sophisticated and educated of evil scholars M:
Damn this map has more Dragons than Skyrim!
They may be scaly fire-breathing lizards but as mentioned above they are a most educated bunch making breakthroughs at a faster rate than Bioware can release DLC M:
Since IT IS TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID COMBAT IN DUNGEON KEEPER the new dragons are sent to learn the sophisticated art of maiming and burning people.
: Your life is at an end usurper! I WILL CRUSH YOU!
: Agony is all that awaits you worm!
CLEVE orders the imps to spread in the form of prisons and torture chambers.
No dungeons in truly complete without trannies.
Meanwhile a fly or some other useless minion scouted out the enemy dungeon.
A temple to the Dark Gods will prove beneficial as you will see later in this update.
: [booming voice] I Have Ordered The slaves To Construct A Bridge From Which You Shall Be Able To Assault The Enemy Dungeon.
: Good, I thirst for blood.
BRIDGES FOR THE BRIDGE GOD!
Since the concept of doors is alien to the AI their dungeons are easily scouted out.
: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Dungeon Keeper had more dragons than Skyrim 15 years ago.
: MAGNIFICENT CARNAGE!
: NEEDS MOAR DRAGONS!
After almost 3 minutes of glorious slaughter it is over. But Khorne demands more skulls!
Continued in next post...
After many weeks of gruesome slaughter, maiming and bloodletting the Keeper's Horde has ravaged much of King Todd's kingdom.
The King is most concerned with these disastrous events. He summons his vassals to DISCUSS this matter.
Skybird Trill, 14th day of the month of Mounted Swordswinging, 12th year of King Todd's rule
Days later the horde approaches its next target.
enjoy each other's company. They talk, laugh, and sing without ever
arguing, drawing daggers, and dying in a gurgling rush of blood. Yuch,
a truly bizarre place.
A shitty fly joins the Horde.
As does a CLEVEspawn
Dragons are the most sophisticated and educated of evil scholars M:
Damn this map has more Dragons than Skyrim!
They may be scaly fire-breathing lizards but as mentioned above they are a most educated bunch making breakthroughs at a faster rate than Bioware can release DLC M:
Since IT IS TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID COMBAT IN DUNGEON KEEPER the new dragons are sent to learn the sophisticated art of maiming and burning people.
CLEVE orders the imps to spread in the form of prisons and torture chambers.
No dungeons in truly complete without trannies.
Meanwhile a fly or some other useless minion scouted out the enemy dungeon.
A temple to the Dark Gods will prove beneficial as you will see later in this update.
BRIDGES FOR THE BRIDGE GOD!
Since the concept of doors is alien to the AI their dungeons are easily scouted out.
Dungeon Keeper had more dragons than Skyrim 15 years ago.
After almost 3 minutes of glorious slaughter it is over. But Khorne demands more skulls!
Continued in next post...