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Let's play Dungeon Keeper #12 Daemons of Rage.

Hellraiser

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Update 12: Daemons of Rage.

After many weeks of gruesome slaughter, maiming and bloodletting the Keeper's Horde has ravaged much of King Todd's kingdom.
The King is most concerned with these disastrous events. He summons his vassals to DISCUSS this matter.

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Skybird Trill, 14th day of the month of Mounted Swordswinging, 12th year of King Todd's rule

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: Noble Lords of the land! I have summoned you to deliver news of great importance. I have had a vision!

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: A vision my Liege? The gods have truly blessed you with their wisdom Majesty!

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: Indeed they have! In my vision I saw how to defeat the vile forces of evil lead by the so called Keeper.

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: Your Highness how do we defeat this evil?

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: I announce that from this day forth Skybird Trill will be known as Skyrim! A name that will make our mortal enemy tremble and unable to lay siege to this holy fortress!

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: What about defeating the Keeper's armies?

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: The Gods themselves have made it clear that renaming this fortress shall be enough!

Days later the horde approaches its next target.

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: Buffy Oak - A small location, where the people simply sit around and
enjoy each other's company. They talk, laugh, and sing without ever
arguing, drawing daggers, and dying in a gurgling rush of blood. Yuch,
a truly bizarre place.

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: Khorne demands BLOOOODDD! :x

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: Lord Keeper, there are 2 enemy keepers in the area.

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: I will crush their skulls with my bare hands! :x

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A shitty fly joins the Horde.

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As does a CLEVEspawn :incline:

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Dragons are the most sophisticated and educated of evil scholars M:

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Damn this map has more Dragons than Skyrim!

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They may be scaly fire-breathing lizards but as mentioned above they are a most educated bunch making breakthroughs at a faster rate than Bioware can release DLC M:

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Since IT IS TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID COMBAT IN DUNGEON KEEPER the new dragons are sent to learn the sophisticated art of maiming and burning people.

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: Your life is at an end usurper! I WILL CRUSH YOU!

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: Agony is all that awaits you worm! :x

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CLEVE orders the imps to spread :incline: in the form of prisons and torture chambers.

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No dungeons in truly complete without trannies.

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Meanwhile a fly or some other useless minion scouted out the enemy dungeon.

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A temple to the Dark Gods will prove beneficial as you will see later in this update.

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: [booming voice] I Have Ordered The slaves To Construct A Bridge From Which You Shall Be Able To Assault The Enemy Dungeon.

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: Good, I thirst for blood.

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BRIDGES FOR THE BRIDGE GOD!

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Since the concept of doors is alien to the AI their dungeons are easily scouted out.

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: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! :x

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Dungeon Keeper had more dragons than Skyrim 15 years ago.

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: MAGNIFICENT CARNAGE!

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: NEEDS MOAR DRAGONS!

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After almost 3 minutes of glorious slaughter it is over. But Khorne demands more skulls!

Continued in next post...
 

Hellraiser

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: All will be crushed by my horde!

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It will join or die. I need more dragons to make Todd more jealous.

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The rest of the prisoners is sacrificed to the Dark Gods. As always they are not pleased.

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: See that worm? Your fortress falls room by room. Soon you will be acquainted with my torture chamber.

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: I WILL NOT FALL TO A PATHETIC USURPER!

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: :rage: NO! I WILL PREVAIL!

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: Daemon! Have the slaves drag him into my personal torture chamber.

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: [booming voice] As You Wish Keeper...

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Apparently when I wasn't looking the trannies took the initiative to attack the other Keeper. After the imps capture some of his dungeon chambers.

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: NOOOOO!!!!

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: Another fool that stood in my path and got crushed. He will entertain me in the torture chamber. Warlock rename this land as Herelyns Down.

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: Yes Lord Keeper.

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Time to hunt for artifacts.

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Useless.

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Now this is useful :smug:

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As is this.

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: It is time for the sacrifice!

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: ONCE I AM UNBOUND I WILL AID YOU, YOUR ENEMIES WILL BURN AS LONG AS YOU OBEY ME.

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: Lord Keeper we have sacrificed another minion but something is wrong...

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: EXPLAIN WARLOCK! :x

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: The daemon is appearing and we did not sacrifice the last minion yet.

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: :rage: WHAT?!

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: FOOL YOU HAVE SACRIFICED A WEAK ENEMY MINION EARLIER TODAY! NOW A LESSER DAEMON WILL TAKE MY PLACE. PREPARE ANOTHER SACRIFICE OR FACE MY WRATH!

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: Lord Keeper the lesser daemon is appearing...

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: I AM A DAEMON OF RAGE. MORTALS KNOW ME AS SKYWAY.

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: His power is rather weak keeper.

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: YOU WILL SHOW ME RESPECT MORTAL. :x

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: Summon the Greater Daemon of Rage! Quickly!

Remember the enemy minions I sacrificed in the temple earlier? One of them was a low level troll. So he trolled me. :rage: Since the Reaper's level is an average of the level of the minions you sacrifice instead of getting a level 9 or 10 reaper as I planned I got a level 3 one.
The thing about the Reaper is that it's a lot faster not to mention cheaper to train the 3 minions needed to summon him to level 10 than to level him. Seriously compared to his leveling speed the leveling speed in Asian MMOs seems fast.

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: FINALLY AFTER MANY EONS I AM FREE. NOW I CAN TAKE MY REVENGE!

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: Great Daemon! How may I serve you in your quest for revenge?

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: KNOW THIS MORTAL! EONS AGO A MORTAL AND HIS WIZARDS SEALED ME IN THE WARP. THAT MORTAL IS NOW LONG DEAD...

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: ...BUT HIS SPAWN LIVES AND RULES A PATHETIC FECAL KINGDOM.

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: THIS KINGDOM, ITS CAPITAL SKYBIRD TRILL AND THE FOOL THAT RULES IT MUST BE TURNED INTO ASHES AFTER DROWNING IN A SEA OF BLOOD AND DISMEMBERED BODY PARTS! :x

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: Yes Great Daemon! I will aid you in this task!

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: Great Daemon may we know what is your name?

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: I AM THE GREAT RAGING ONE BORN OF PURE HATRED. I AM ROSHAMBO! :x

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I can't leave Rosh behind now can I?

Days later:

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: Herelyns Down - The people enjoyed each other's company so much. that
they'll be together forever now. We've thrown them all into a big pit
and piled tons of rocks on top of them. A fitting end, We'll trust
you'll agree.

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: FAR TOO MERCIFUL MORTALS! YOU SHOULD HAVE GOUGED OUT THEIR EYEBALLS AND CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS! :x

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: Yes Great Daemon, I will show no mercy in the future.

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: DO NOT FAIL ME KEEPER! YOU WILL REGRET IT IF YOU DO! :x

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: I did finish torturing the last two "lords" we captured.

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: THEY PAIN YOU HAVE BROUGHT THEM IS MOST SATISFYING.

Keeper tongues ripped out: 8

Haven't seen any Lords of the land in a while. Guess the pathetic cowards are shitting their pants after hearing what the Keeper did to their fellow Lords.

SCORES:

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Too tough for you Molyneux? :smug:

Sorry for the lack of updates but delivering them as often as you and I would like is harder than one might expect. I will finish this eventually so do not fear, but do expect
this to be in cryogenic suspension for long periods of time. This LP will live even when it looks dead. In the meantime I invite you to follow my other LP which should be up at
the same time as this update. That one will be shorter and require a lot more hivemind input (votes) and a lot less time to update.

:bro: for all those raging at me not updating this. The Dark Gods are pleased with your support.
 

spekkio

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Esquilax said:
Radisshu said:
spekkio said:
  • best combat in RTS

..Really?

I love DK and DKII but man... that's just totally untrue. It's a totally innovative game with a TON of charm, but you win combat just by throwing your dudes into the fray while maybe throwing in a few spells here and there.
All I can say is:

;)

But being serious - I meant the "fun" factor of total bloody mess + great audio and not the "tactical depth" factor.

An example

:love:

Also: what took you so long, Hellraiser?

:rpgcodex:
 

DwarvenFood

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Thank you for another update, and many lolz provided again.

Looks like your underlings are not yet aware of the name-change of the final keep. It will truly be horrifying when they find out.

I will endure the long wait for the next update.

:salute:
 

Hellraiser

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Update 13: Roaring Rampage of Rage.

There is an unusual amount of anxiety in the King's War Room. The Horde of Evil that was slowly consuming the land has been dormant for a long time. Too long in fact. The wizards of Bethesda are concerned as are the various minor and major nobles and the king's advisor himself. Surprisingly only King Todd remains calm about the whole affair.

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: My King I have came to bring you the weekly report.

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: How are things going in the land? Are the forces of evil still trembling in fear afraid to strike at our holiest of lands?

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: Our scouts have not yet reported back, even the wizards linked by powerful magic bonds. It is rather mysterious.

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: How so?

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: You see my Liege the magical bonds in question would have informed the other wizards if the wizard doing the scouting died or got otherwise incapacitated. They were also ordered to contact the other wizards every day. So far none have responded.

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: By the gods what does this all mean?

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: The united guild of wizards, clerics and spellcasters has came up with an interesting theory.

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: Go on...

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: It appears that a dark shroud of nefarious energy has covered the lands conquered by evil. The guild thinks that energy comes from another dimension and slows down time itself. For us months have passed but for those affected by the dark energies it could have been hours or even minutes!

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: Truly a work of the forces of evil! Get me my stead! I will slay the evildoers with my sword myself!

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: Wait my sovereign! There is more to this!

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: More you say?

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: Yes the wizards have been investigating a most dark and eldritch event. During what appeared to be the last known battle between the forces of evil all those months ago something happened. A sudden surge of powerful sorcery and twisted magic covered the entire globe. Even in the far lands of Emperor Gaider wizards have felt it.

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: What caused this foul shriek of evil?

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: The wizards interviewed a few wizards closest to the point of origin of the surge or rather tried to interview them. To their surprise most died in what appeared to be the same exact time.

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: By the Gods!

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: An eyewitness, one called Philip the Dungmaster had this to say about what he witnessed.

Testimony of "Philip the Dungmaster" of the northern Dungfields, written down by Pete Hines magister of the guild of wizards, clerics and assorted spellcasters. Warning contains expletives and other foul language commonly associated with Daemons.

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: I wash collectin' dung insh the neighborhoodsh when I shaw the local wishard I shaw. He wash behaving oddly he wash. Rambling about shuch things like "THE ETERNAL TORMENT OF WITNESSING DECLINE" and "THAT MOTHERFORNICATOR TODD WHO IS UNWORTHY OF POSSESSING THE FALLOUT, WHO FORNICATED THE FALLOUT BY TURNING IT INTO A PILE OF DUNG FOR RETARDS, THE FECES COVERED BASTARD". He then shtarted to cut himself with the sharp edge of me dung shovel. Ish think he wrote shomething with it but Ish cannot read sho I do not know what it wash.

Additional notes: we have exhumed the corpse of the wizard in question. As foul smelling and rotten it was after the use of arcane magics we have indeed discovered a word carved in the body of the wizard. It was written in a dead tongue unspoken in millenia it said "ROSHAMBO WILL RECLAIM THE FALLOUT FROM THOSE UNWORTHY OF ITS SPLENDOR AND RESTORE IT TO ITS FORMED GLORY". We may need to search the great archive for more on this Roshambo.

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: The Fallout? Surely this evil cannot be after that most powerful of artifacts crafted long ago by the artificers of the Black Isle!

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: The wizards seem to think that it is.

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: Ever since it was given to me by King Herve Caen when the greedy merchants came demanding his heirlooms as payment for his debts I have did my best to preserve it.

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: Indeed you have my king, the modifications you made to The Fallout are most splendid.

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: Well if the evil wants The Fallout we must strike before it strikes! Send Sir Pennysworth to strike down the foul Keeper!

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: As you wish my King!

Meanwhile in the twisted citadel of the Keeper where the eldritch energies of the Warp slow down time itself the Daemon Roshambo is becoming angry.

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: THE DECLINE CANNOT CONTINUE, YOU MUST LIBERATE THE FALLOUT FOR ME OR FACE EONS OF ENDLESS SUFFERING UNIMAGINABLE FOR A MORTAL LIKE YOU!

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: Of course Great Daemon! We shall move out and burn the nearest province of the kingdom of Bethesda! The warlock is about to report on its contents.

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: Sleepibrugh - A settlement in the fertile farmland near the mountains.
Nothing ever happens here, apart from some good deeds and the odd
exchange of kind-hearted greetings. A disgusting pit of Hades in
other words.

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: SUCH FILTH AND MOTHERFUCKING DECLINE! YOU SHALL WIPE THAT PIECE OF SHIT OF A REGION FROM THE FACE OF THIS WORLD! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME KEEPER?!

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: As you wish Great Daemon.

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I was wondering where all those cunts were. About time we add more skulls to the keeper's collection.

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Directly to the north we have the Lord of the land's chamber of not really giving a fuck until those evil assholes kill themselves.

To the west and to the east there are two usurpers thinking they are worthy of serving the Dark Gods. The Keeper will have to prove them wrong so they will be crushed before the forces of Chaos sodomize the Lord of the land.

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A jewgold chamber is erected.

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As is a lair. Ruz Roshambo has already claimed a place for his skull throne :incline:

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Roshambo is pissed off, more so than usual. Surprisingly one can appease him with jewgold. :decline: of Rosh?

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A portal is claimed, hopefully some decent minions of doom will join the keeper's horde soon.

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Stop being so butthurt faggot.

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: [booming voice] The Slaves Have Located A Deposit Of Gems. I Have Ordered Them To Break Their Backs By Mining And Hauling Them Back To Your Treasury.

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: Very well although I have no need for trinkets.

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: I ON THE OTHER HAND DEMAND TRIBUTE! BRING ME MORE PRECIOUS TREASURE!

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Rosh needs to receive tribute regularly or he gets really butthurt and kills everything in sight. Killing makes him happier though.

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: I WILL GUARD THIS PLACE! NONE SHALL PASS! ALL WILL DIE!

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: My Lord Keeper! Usurper slaves have been spotted!

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: THE SHALL SUFFER FOR DEFYING MY UNHOLY AUTHORITY! :x

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: PIECE OF SHIT IMPS I SHALL END YOUR FUCKING PATHETIC EXISTENCE!

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: MORE BLOOD MORE CORPSES MORE CARNAGE! YOU SHALL ALL DIE! :x

Being a level 9 horned reaper doesn't mean he can just kill shit fast and easily it also means he can cast "haste" on himself.

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One pissed of reaper versus a horde of low level minions. The AI cannot into odds although Rosh is in their dungeon after all. It would be silly not to defend it.

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: FUS ROH DERP!

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: YEAH FUCK YOU TO YOU SHITTY LIZARD!

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: I WILL BE BACK DO NOT THINK YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE MIGHT ROSHAMBO!

Rosh isn't however immune to being swarmed by too much shit. It is as if a thousand chefe alts descended upon him. Even he is fazed by such a horde.

Also yeah just because you can keep transferring a level 9 reaper between every mission does not mean shit is getting easy. Bullfrog knew how to adjust the difficulty to compensate for that.

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While Rosh is sleeping away the butthurt inflicted upon him by the tide of cannon fodder warlocks are sent to act as meatshields stalling the enemy until rosh comes maim, burn and kill.

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: [booming voice] You Are Inferior My Brothers. It Is A Pity You Shall Not Live Long Enough To Witness The Power Of The Grimoire Once It Is Complete.

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: ALL ARE INFERIOR TO MY MIGHT LESSER DAEMON! ALL SHALL END IN CARNAGE AND AN ENDLESS SEA OF BLOOD! :x

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All this bloodletting has left the wizards craving for some chicken. They immediately head for the hatchery to consume some.

:kfc:

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Meanwhile Rosh is already near another dungeon heart engulfed by a different swarm of minions.

At any rate the Daemon uses any chance he gets to maim, burn and kill. Truly a creature worthy of serving the Ruinous Powers :salute:

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So a tranny and a dragon walk into a roshambo...

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:hmmm:

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Ah my favorite part of any dungeon has been built! :incline:

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Make no mistake, the prison is merely a temporary holding area. The prisoners will as always spend most of their time in the torture chamber :smug:

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:rage:

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: Lord Keeper! The enemy has claimed your guard post!

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A cemetery and a nearby lair for the vampires that will come to unlife is created. Hopefully these vampires will do more than stalk teen girls or other do :decline:.

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More minion wave tactics.

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: NO SHITTY DAEMONS SHALL STAND BETWEEN ME AND THE FALLOUT!

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Trannies join the unholy crusade.

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Where the hell are all these warlocks coming from? Is it some kind of new hipster fad to study dark magics? :rpgcodex:

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Also apparently there are 2 roshambos. Is there a cloning spell or something that warlocks can use? Or is it just one of Molyneux's legendary bugs features?

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Trannies are engaged in glorious carnage while the enemy daemons fill the place with deadly potato gas miasma. It is a delightfully disgusting sight.

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That dragon may be a problem, a cowardly retreat tactical regroup order is issued.

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To bad the fuckers are kind of not attacking each other but focusing on me :rpgcodex:

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: Your work is a true masterpiece of slaughter Great Daemon!

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: IT IS MERELY A SHITTY PORTENT OF THE CARNAGE THAT AWAITS THIS WORLD. AN OCEAN OF BLOOD WILL FORM AS NATIONS ARE ENGULFED IN THE UPCOMING CARNAGE!

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Rosh is not finished yet.

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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Holy pixelated trannies batman!

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Blood and fire everywhere. True :incline:

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More fus roh derp. At least it seems that they can't keep up with recruiting meatshields as fast as my minions and rosh are killing them.

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The reaper will kill you in your sleep :smug:

Meanwhile...

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:rage:

Never underestimate the AI's manpower reserves.

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Fortunately the vampires and warlocks sodomized them most tastefully.

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Do these cunts ever run out of meatshields?

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I guess not. :decline:

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Once again rosh manages to split into two somehow. I'm too lazy to check in the walkthrough what unit has a spell that can do that.

Continued in next post...
 

Hellraiser

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: MAGNIFICENT CARNAGE! AN ENDLESS KILLING SPREE WORTHY OF KHORNE'S ATTENTION!

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As always the warlocks are craving for some chicken after killing shit with fireballs. Must be the smell of burning corpses.

:kfc:

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: Ah another worm crushed beneath my feet. Bring him to me.

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: Lord Keeper there seems to be a problem. The enemy keeper obfuscated his presence and escaped.

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: WHAT?! :x

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As you can see the enemy forces are mostly defeated so my imps can claim corridors and chambers with impunity. Time to mop up.

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Rosh and a Clevespawn proceed to rape the enemy dungeon heart.

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They are joined by all those hipster newfag warlocks.

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: MORE BLOOD! :x

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: Now this one will feel double the pain since the other one got away.

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: Lord Keeper it seems that... He has disappeared.

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: HOW?!

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: I am Chefe, master of deception and loyal servant of Tzeentch. You see what I want you to see Keeper. Your minor victory here is unimportant, Tzeentch willed it. In the end you are merely a pawn.

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: I also do the bidding of the Ruinous Powers, you will not stand in my way. Nor will your cowardly ally!

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: Do you honestly believe that you were facing two enemy champions of Chaos here? As a matter of fact I was both!

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: It is irrelevant worm! You will be slaughtered like countless who stood before me and my unholy crusade. In the end your tricks will not save you.

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The local Lord of the Derp is sitting comfortably behind that door no doubt sipping wine and engaging in sodomy. We can't let him have all the fun now can we?

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This will be useful but at a later time.

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A quick glance at the horde of evil under my command. Outside of Roshambo the Horned Reaper I had the hipster warlocks, vampires (from all those decomposed corpses the imps gathered) and a few trannies. All clevespawn died which is unsurprising since they lacked Cleve's titanium bones and 170+ IQ.

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Rosh is sent into positions so that he may break the door open and interrupt the local Lord's wine and sodomy party.

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: NO! NOT MY SHPLEEN!

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: FUCKING PATHETIC MORTALS! THE TERROR THAT IS OBLIVION IS ALL THAT AWAITS YOU!

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So far it has been cakewalk.

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:rage:

Fucking wizards and their freeze spell.

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:rage: :rage: :rage:

Time to bail, too much icy butthurt has been inflicted upon rosh.

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Quite a few of those magic-wielding assholes in there. Have to be careful.

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At any rate I use the traditional cheap trick tactical maneuver of selling a piece of the bridge so they can't walk across and just rape my dungeon.

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Time for round 2.

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Ok that didn't end well.

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After healing up rosh I let a few wizards walks across the bridge. Now they should be easy to kill.

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When in doubt throw more meatshields at them.

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: Foul Keeper! You shall be slain in the name of all that is holy and in the name of his royal highness King Todd.

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: YOUR ARROGANCE SHALL BE YOUR UNDOING MORTAL!

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: You speak in tongues but my resolve shall guide me through this horror for I serve the land of Bethesda and good will prevail!

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: Your skull will be a magnificent addition to my majestic skull collection worm.

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At any rate despite not abusing the bridge selling cheap trick technique the lord of the land is kind of chilling in the orgy chamber instead of attacking. Speaking of attacking...

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Go kill the lord of the land you greedy lazyfuck. :rpgcodex:

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All the available trannies and vampires are gathered in preparation for the final offensive.

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MAIM BURN KILL!

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: Evil shall not triumph this day for it is the will of the Gods that good triumphs over evil.

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: THE ONLY THING THE GODS WILL IS TO ENGULF THIS WORLD IN A MILLENIA LONG SLAUGHTER!

Direct intervention is necessary.

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FUCK. All the fireballs and crap are flying right in my face. Too much immersion for me.

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At any rate the :decline: in screenshot caused the epic hand to hand combat between the reaper and the lord to not be captured. But you can look at all these unconscious giants and the lord lying there awaiting imprisonment and torture.

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Yeah this was before I realized you can feed them chicken to heal them to full. :kfc:

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The Dark Gods are most pleased.

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: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! :x

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: Now that you accepted the ruinous powers you may die.

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: Wha...

SKULL COUNT:
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= 8


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I can't leave the reaper behind now can I?

Days later after much incline has been inflicted upon the newly conquered lands.

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: Mormonflack - We've developed this area; it is now a breeding ground
for our legions of Beetles and Flies. To think that it was once
pointless farmland providing food for the weak population that lived
there in so-called peace.

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: Lord Nurgle will be pleased, the servants of disease and decay now rule this land. Such magnificent filth.


SCORES:



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Who is boss now molyneux?

The next update will come when it will come. Hopefully after less than 6 months.
 

Saark

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A Beautifully Desolate Campaign
This is, by far, the greatest thing to be found in the codex for a long long time.
 

lightbane

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ITZ LIVES!! :love:
Roshambo is pissed off, more so than usual. Surprisingly one can appease him with jewgold. :decline: of Rosh?


Cool, I didn't know that.




Yeah this was before I realized you can feed them chicken to heal them to full.

Yes, I think I told you that.


Now that you accepted the ruinous powers you may die.

Too bad, taking the Corrupted Inclined Lord of the Land with you for the next mission would be ironic and hilarious.
 

Hellraiser

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Yeah I might do that in the future if I ever manage to acquire 2 transfer creature items and capture a lord of the land. Another thing I might do is edit the name of Ruz to Roshambo if it is possible. But even when I do that it will be at least 3 updates before you see that. Got a stockpile of screenshots to sort through. The same applies to feeding prisoners with
:kfc:
 

CappenVarra

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:incline:

Rosh needs to receive tribute regularly or he gets really butthurt and kills everything in sight. Killing makes him happier though.

It is as if a thousand chefe alts descended upon him. Even he is fazed by such a horde.

Chefe: Do you honestly believe that you were facing two enemy champions of Chaos here? As a matter of fact I was both!
:lol: :thumbsup:

The dark gods are pleased that you managed to get yourself out of timewarp and back to updatan. Now stick to it! :salute:
 

SerratedBiz

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Messages
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I missed this LP during its apex but its present existence is more than welcome. Rushed through the updates like crazy.

Now bump and moar!
 

TNO

Augur
Joined
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Moar.

BTW. There is a very easy way of beating the map in the previous update. IIRC there are only gems in the bottom left of the map, and there are lots of choke points thanks to the impenetrable rocks. So if you rush and cannily dig you can block off the two enemy keepers with the gold in the middle whilst you get the gems at the bottom right. I think the 'destroy fortified walls' spell was available, but it is very unlikely the AI will amass enough gold and have the intelligence to use it. Anyway, once you've managed that, you can build your dungeon, go do something else for a few hours, and when you come back the AI dungeons will have mined and spent all the gold and so have no creatures, whilst you have some hoarde of L 10 critters. Pretty cheap and unbefitting of Khorne, but I thought it was pretty cool.
 

Hellraiser

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The bandwidth resets within a week, you will be able to read them again then. I'll have to set up a 3rd account for future image-based LPs, the AoD demo one drained some of the bandwidth this month. And I will need that bandwidth for my turn as the dwarf manager of Virgintraded, the arctic volcano dwarven fortress of Codexia. Would have been easier if imgur didn't rename your files. :x
 

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