Update 11: Between the Hammer and the Anvil.
After the fortunately long and bloody siege of his Dark Citadel in Hearth The Kepeer has gathered his forces and is preparing to defile yet another land forsaken by the Dark Gods.
: Warlock! I have heard things most disturbing about my next target. Are they true?
: You mean Elf's Dance Lord Keeper? A village set inside a giant fairy ring. A weak kind of
magic provides the dwellers with all their hearts could desire.
Embarrassingly, most simply wish for peace, happiness, and a long
untroubled life.
:
ELVESSS!!!!!!
: I WILL SLAY EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE TRANNY ABOMINATIONS!
A few days later upon arriving near the elf infested village...
: Lord Keeper it seems that you are not the only champion of Evil hellbent on crushing this pathetic settlement...
: Get to the point Warlock!
: It seems that not one but two misguided fools calling themselves champions of Chaos have entrenched themselves beneath the earth.
: [booming voice] Keeper I Sense A Powerful Undead Presence Nearby. It Is Located Far To The South Past The Enemy Citadels And An Outpost Of "Heroes".
: Those weak-minded fools that oppose me will be crushed, as if they were
between the hammer and the anvil!
guess who followed us to this mission.
Bleh spiders, unless the enemy minions have arachnophobia these will be mostly useless.
Demon Spawn, not really intimidating but hopefully past level 10
will hit in and the Keeper will find himself with another mighty fire-breathing lizard.
Hopefully the spider will eat this piece of shit creature thus preventing it from taking up useful living space.
The new Warlock is ordered to research shit for us, as is the transfered Dragon.
After a grand total of 14 seconds their work bears fruit.
: It is too quiet! I demand blood! DAEMON! ORDER THE MINIONS TO DIG SOUTH SO THAT I MAY SLAY MY ENEMIES!!!
: [booming voice] As You Wish... Keeper.
Obviously enough the Workshop has been built ASAP so that the Keeper may make good use of traps against the fools opposing him.
: TRAIN HARDER YOU WORTHLESS WORMS!!!!
As expected a corridor is discovered.
: Lord Keeper, it's payday.
:
: [booming voice] The Outpost Has Been Erected Just As You Ordered Keeper.
: Good, at least you Daemon don't bother me with pointless nonsense...
Dungeon
Mining gold for the worthless lazyfucks known as my creatures.
Jackpot
: [booming voice] The Traps Have Been Set Keeper.
: Excellent, now this should get entertaining.
It is obvious who is the superior Lord of Chaos here. Soon these fools will be punished
More traps are set...
: It is time to crush the tranny elves. I shall direct this personally.
: BURN WORMS!!!!
: YOUR ATTEMPTS AT FIGHTING ME ARE PATHETIC!
Yes all of those were level 1 "heroes". The forces of decline have truly declined the power of the champions of "good".
Oh I don't remember why I pulled back the dragon but I guess I must have thought I purged the underground of those pathetic worms.
My favorite minion
: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Hmm... I wonder if the torture chamber is ready...
: JUST TRY TO JOIN THEM SORCEROR! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT MISTAKE I PROMISE YOU!
Made a separate living chamber for the vampires. Warlocks have their uses so I rather not see them raped by my undead.
As you can see the assholes that dare to oppose our dishonorable champion of the damned are mostly isolated from his dungeon by layers of rock. There is a possible back-door path in the west but flanking is for cowards unworthy of the title of berserker.
Running low on gold
It looks like an imp stepped on a gas trap...
...as did another one
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Surely they must be related with lemmings?
Speaking of suicidal tendencies one of my imps scouts some do-gooder scum.
: Ah yes more skulls for the skull throne!
Continued in next post...
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