Let's Dance with Rogues - 47 - Divided We Stand (Finished)

[spekkio]

Ehhh... Dragons? Really?

 

[Mrowak]

Ehhh... Dragons? Really?

That Valine must be a woman... or a tranny.

Anyway, how many classes can you have in NWN. I'm considering adding 1 level of Wizard (to be able to use scrolls, wands and identify myself shit) to my Warrior/Rogue Aisha, but I would like to give her some levels as a assassin later on...

Also when can you take on lesson 7? The teacher keeps telling me I'm still inexpereinced (lvl 4)?

 

[Lindblum]

I feel confused even though I understand everything thats going on.

You choose not to tell the king of your "Undead wand" but use it in front of him to revive Dragon lady.

 

[Serious_Business]

Ehhh... Dragons? Really?

That Valine must be a woman... or a tranny.

Anyway, how many classes can you have in NWN. I'm considering adding 1 level of Wizard (to be able to use scrolls, wands and identify myself shit) to my Warrior/Rogue Aisha, but I would like to give her some levels as a assassin later on...

3. Bad idea to take wizard levels, no synergy to it. Wizards should stay pure wizards most of the time. You can get the use magic items skill anyway so there's no point to it. Yeah I know too much about this shit

This lp has been going on at a furious pace. This kind of bothers me, there's a lot of better (and more decent) NWN modules out there. This was supposed to be a joke and now viewers are playing this nonsense. Should have done Honour among rogues instead. Altho to be fair I never played this mod, but I don't know man. Penis, I guess

 

[RK47]

I feel confused even though I understand everything thats going on.

You choose not to tell the king of your "Undead wand" but use it in front of him to revive Dragon lady.

And we're going to use it again to bring the dead Baron up after the epic final fight too.

Holy shit. Plot Device for the win!

 

[RK47]

I feel confused even though I understand everything thats going on.

You choose not to tell the king of your "Undead wand" but use it in front of him to revive Dragon lady.

And we're going to use it again to bring the dead Baron up after the epic final fight too. And there's no other way around it. Because it's a plot necessity to have the baron alive. There's a big problem with this section of the module to be honest. Too much reliance on one goddamn rod.

Anyway, how many classes can you have in NWN. I'm considering adding 1 level of Wizard (to be able to use scrolls, wands and identify myself shit) to my Warrior/Rogue Aisha, but I would like to give her some levels as a assassin later on...

Also when can you take on lesson 7? The teacher keeps telling me I'm still inexpereinced (lvl 4)?

Level 5 I think. Because in that lesson, combat is almost mandatory so Valine would like to protect the starter characters from over-extending themselves.

Your Fighter/Rogue is a little bit tight on options to be honest. Like Serious Biz said, Use Magic Device is your only hope. Don't waste your third class slot on throw away classes. Save it for a Prestige Class. To be honest, Assassins aren't that great while Shadowdancers are overpowered. I'd say a Fighter/Rogue in this module would definitely fit Blackguard's Prestige Class like a glove, assuming you have at least 13 basc Strength to grab the Cleave feat.

A level 2 Blackguard can use her Charisma Bonus as saving throw and buff herself with Bull Strength for additional damage, which is pretty decent.

 

[RK47]

Should have done Honour among rogues instead.

*Adds it to the playlist*

 

[lightbane]

Uhh, well, I guess Valine wanted to include some classical Dnd elements, such as dragons, resurrection magic and so on, but still, the outcome is very

Of course, compared with Dragon Derp this module is awesome.

This lp has been going on at a furious pace. This kind of bothers me, there's a lot of better (and more decent) NWN modules out there. This was supposed to be a joke and now viewers are playing this nonsense. Should have done Honour among rogues instead. Altho to be fair I never played this mod, but I don't know man. Penis, I guess

That's because gaming nowadays is so bad that even hentai/rape games have much better gameplay than the NEW SHIT.

 

[Drakron]

Too much reliance on ... rod.

You only realized that now after all those sex scenes?

This module relies on rods.

 

[Erebus]

That Valine must be a woman...

I had my doubts, but after witnessing the 10-minutes-long dance scene, I'm fairly convinced.

 

[Ulminati]

Anyway, how many classes can you have in NWN. I'm considering adding 1 level of Wizard (to be able to use scrolls, wands and identify myself shit) to my Warrior/Rogue Aisha, but I would like to give her some levels as a assassin later on...

Lore for identifying shit, although it becomes a skill point sink.

For scrolls and wands, just take ranks in Use Magic Device.

Just utility/buff scrolls, mind you. Combat spells cast by anyone but a full caster tend to have abysmally low save DCs

 

[RK47]

The castle hall is quiet...only the moans and groans of injured guard remains, as well as the smell of acid and melted irons. I scan the hall for the Baron's body, aware that our return to Betancuria is greatly dependent on it.

See to it that Baron Ravenstower is back amongst the living, then we may speak.

Finally, I found the baron's corpse and sit him upright. I hold the rod of resurrection close to him and invoke the power. His eyes slowly open.

Ugh....these traitors got what they deserved.

He spits in the direction of Terek's corpse.

Will you help us get home now?

One moment. I need to speak with Lady Dana.

He rises and exchange a few words with the dragon. Then, the giant white dragon glances at me with eyes blue like a glacier.

You have done the Barony a great service. Both of you.

You're actually a dragon?

I am. Dragons have served this Barony for as long as it exists, both as guardians and as advisors.

Pleasure to help.

I'll have the heads of Terek and Claire adorning the walls!

I always suspected Claire wasn't true to her husband. Poor Timin.

He made his choice and paid the price. Though I grant him that he did not do what he did out of malevolence but out of loyalty to his wife. He'll be buried in the Ravenstower crypt.

Yes, that would be good.

What about Castias' corpse? I assume you will want to take it up into the mountains?

I shall place his remains next to Mother, yes. *She sadly shakes her head* I still cannot believe he would take part in this conspiracy.

The baron nods in agreement.

It has not been a good day. For all of us.

Yet we live. We are fortunate that these girls were sent to us.

Maybe there's some sense in this, after all.

LP Comment: Right, random teleportation. Exploration to the mountain to recover a rod we never thought we needed and nobody actually mentioned, and discovered by COMPLETE accident, mind you.

I think it would be fair reward if we return them safely to their homes, M'lord.

You would take them across the mountains? You know there's no other way at the moment.

Yes. *I* would.

Fine with me. I'm not too eager to have them around until spring. Tlak about inviting trouble to your house.

The feeling is mutual.

Dana will take you home, that should be reward enough for your assistance. Take care of it, Dana. I need to see the steward.

He walks off without another word.

Alright. Just let me know when you are ready.

We spend some time poking through the corpses, picking at any valuables. There's really a lot to be had. In the end we settled for some magical items and inform Lady Dana that we are ready to leave.

We're ready. Take us to Betancuria.

That is quite the journey. But although I am loath to be in that warm climate of yours, I will take you there. All the way.

Thank you, Lady Dana.

Come. *She bends down her neck* Find a safe spot to sit. I will fly at great height.

I climb onto the dragon's back. Pia gulps and follows me. And shortly later, we are off.

Days later...

Even though Lady Dana travels at great speed, it takes over two days until we leave the icy areas of the north, and yet another day and a half to reach my father's kingdom. I feel very uncomfortable at first, the height making me shiver, and the motions of the dragon under me add to the feeling of being very, very small and helpless should anything go wrong.

We only stop every few hour for breaks. Lady Dana is careful to avoid any signs of human life and we did not encounter anyone throughout our journey. At the end of the fourth day, when our supplies are beginning to run low, we finally reach Betancuria. From above it looks different, and for a while I forget about being afraid and watch the landscape below me curiously. It all looks so familiar, yet so...small.

Lady Dana circles above the city for a few moments. No one notices us, the mighty white shape invisible in the cloudy sky. Then she turns south and swoops down to drop us off. She gives me a final pondering look, then she's back in the air, gaining height rapidly. We watch the dragon disappear. Then we start our way back to the city...

Oh, it's so good to be back home!

Yes, I thought that flight would never end.

Me too. Ahh...My butt hurts from all the sitting! This is worse than a night with...uh...Never mind.

Pia!

But..seriously. I am very, very grateful for what you've done for me, Aisha.

Of course, Pia.

She smiles.

Well. Let's go and visit Alfons. I'm sure he's been missing us.

The familiar sight and sounds...the stench...the sewers. It's been so long.

Aisha! I've been worried! Where have you been?! And Pia! Gods, it's so good to see you!

He hugs her tightly. Pia smiles and hugs him too.

Where have you been all this time?

It's quite a story. I have to thank Aisha, I owe her my life.

She's exaggerating..

Tell me already!

Pia tells him what happened at the Academy, Ravenstower, and the conspiracy we helped to foil.

Holy smoke, now that is what I call an adventure! I cannot say how good it is to have you two back! And you even killed the bastard Andrik at the academy! You two are really something!

It's good to be back, yes.

You must be dead tired! Well, take some time off and rest. Both of you! Oh Aisha, Nathan wants to see you. He's been worried as well.

I'll go and tell him I'm fine..

No need, he already knows. But still, he probably wants to see you.

Okay I will.

I leave Alfons office and head towards the sewer entrance.

Seems like our adventure's over, for now anyway. How about we got to the Bear's Pit and have a nice meal and some good wine? Oh, and I'll pay, of course.

Sounds like a nice idea!

Her gaze meets mine.

But before we go, I've got something for you.

She produces a small ring from one of her pockets and gently places it on my finger.

A gift, for rescuing me.

Thank you, Pia.

Let's be off, I'm hungry!

This isn't a bad ring, it's very attractive and has magical traits to it. But my new found wealth allows me to procure even more premium goods in the jeweler....like this one!

I smile as the jeweler's eyes glow at the gold I paid him and slip the trinket into my finger.

Outside the Bear's Pit, we run into a familiar face...

Lady Aisha! Finally, I've found you! Remember me? The castle in the woods? You freed me from those bandits!

Hello, Anden.

What a pleasant surprise.

You know him, Aisha?

I explain to her how I met him in the wilderness. Pia listens attentively. When I have finished, she giggles.

Sounds like you rescued a real damsel in distress, my sweet.

She gives Anden a dismissive look.

And who would you be, Miss Pompous?

Pompous?

Pia raises her eyebrows at Anden.

This is Pia. She's a friend of mine.

Pia curtsies overly deep before Anden. It's a wonder her breasts are not falling out from her top. Anden blushes and averts his gaze from Pia.

I've been looking for you Anden, but you were nowhere to be found.

Really? That is most strange, M'lady. I have been looking for you as well...Truth be told, I wanted to see you again. You're pretty hard to find, you know that?

Seems like you've found me now.

You work here?

He points at the Bear's Pit.

Yes, I do.

Well, I..I've been thinking. After all you've done for me, I could at least buy you a nice meal. *He looks at Pia* Both of you, of course.

Pfft...Pompous!

Sure, that'd be nice.

I'm very glad. Come. Let's go inside!

Anden is all smiles as he escorted us inside. I'm all smiles as well, knowing that I'm finally back and among friends. Wait till I meet Master Nathan again!

One of the waitresses walks up to Anden.

Greetings, good sir. May I offer you a table?

That would be most kind.

The waitress leads us to a free table where we are seated.

I hope this table is to your liking. May I brin you the menu? Or would prefer to have some wine only? Oh...what?

Suddenly, the front door burst open. The restaurant patrons stop and stare.

I nervously glance behind me...a squad of Dhorn rushes into the restaurant. One two, no ...four..eight...dozens...they're rushing upstairs! Pia's face grew concerned as well. Anden mood turned sour as he gaze at the Dhorn.

Finally, a Dhorn Commander moves in and orders the whole restaurant not to move.

I wish to speak to an employee of this place!

I...I'm working here...

Take her to the cells!

A Dhorn wizard grabs hold of the waitress and teleports out of the restaurant.

I grit my teeth, unsure what to do next when suddenly the commander shouted an order to clear the place. I turn around and witness him stabbing a patron on the back.

What the fuck? That does it. Pia!

I put on my thief outfit, weapons at the ready. Pia nods grimly and does the same. Anden's eyes grew wide, but he too reaches for his weapons. I give them a three second signal as I rummage through my pack for something to even the odds...hmm...magical scrolls...ah. This will do. I lower my left arm and raise my short sword to signal the attack!

Hey, why don't you pick on someone your own size, bastards!

I break the seal off the magical scroll and concentrate! The guards advance on us as Anden blocks one charging at me. Pia meets another in battle.

The temperature rose several degrees as an Elder Fire Elemental appear. It roars in rage, awaiting my command.

Take them out!

Two Dhorns surround me, and I felt the room grew cold. What could be causing it?

Shit! There's a mage! Ice storm! I roll out of the way, past the two guards and charge at the robed caster. Who is busy focusing on his spell on two helpless patrons...if I'm fast enough...

I might be able to...

No! Damn you!

I plunge my sword and dagger deep on his back, instantly killing him. I turn around and find the elemental roasting another Dhorn to death. Looks like we've done it...

How could this have happened? I stop to catch my breath and scan my surroundings...

There's no other survivors. Only us.

 

[Breaking Axe]

A level 2 Blackguard can use her Charisma Bonus as saving throw and buff herself with Bull Strength for additional damage, which is pretty decent.

Not only that, but it stacks with regular bull's strength, potentially giving you +10 strength

 

[Lindblum]

Do you still have the "Revival Staff"?

 

[Erebus]

I'm guessing the Dhorns finally clued up to the fact that there was something fishy about this inn. Might be a good idea not to leave by the front door.

 

[anus_pounder]

Oh shit. I'm guessing its time for Nathan to die/get captured ?

 

[Thor Kaufman]

When is the first possible level to gain a prestige class? I have all the prerequisites for both shadowdancer and assassin but am only level 3.
Also took weapon finesse, that works regardless of strength and improves to hit percentage according to dexterity level, right?

 

[RK47]

If you read the Finesse description carefully, it only works on certain weapons: dagger, handaxe, kama, kukri, light hammer, mace, rapier, shortsword, sickle, whip, and unarmed strike.

Your skill display is based on modified value. If you actually view the basic value, you can't possibly hit the assassin nor shadowdancer requirements at level 3.

 

[RK47]

Oh shit. I'm guessing its time for Nathan to die/get captured ?

It means time to finish this module and take a winter long break and play Battlefield 3 in my new Win7 machine.

 

[kazgar]

Oh shit. I'm guessing its time for Nathan to die/get captured ?

It means time to finish this module and take a winter long break and play Battlefield 3 in my new Win7 machine.

 

[Breaking Axe]

When is the first possible level to gain a prestige class? I have all the prerequisites for both shadowdancer and assassin but am only level 3.
Also took weapon finesse, that works regardless of strength and improves to hit percentage according to dexterity level, right?

Most prestige classes are minimum level 5-7

 

[Brother None]

Man, look at Aisha go. She done grown up, slaughtering Dhorns left and right.

I did lol at that cabin bit a few updates back. The girls break into some dude's cabin and are insulted he doesn't offer them a place to sleep? True hero attitude.

 

[DwarvenFood]

Man, look at Aisha go. She done grown up, slaughtering Dhorns left and right.

I did lol at that cabin bit a few updates back. The girls break into some dude's cabin and are insulted he doesn't offer them a place to sleep? True hero attitude.

haha yes that was pretty lolzy. also the first dude that just sent them away instead of locking them up or something. must be gay

also, rk47.. do not.. do this.. to us!!! battlefield3 ? come on...

 

[RK47]

Music: The Imperial March

I feel stronger. Determination courses through me. I won't let them win. Never. But how...how do we recover from this? The restaurant lies in ruins, and the sounds of battle can be heard from the upper floors. Master Nathan!

My heart sank as the stairs up collapses. There's no way up...

Dear Gods! I can't believe this! They've killed everyone without mercy!

They almost got us, too...

Anden shakes his head.

How can they be so cruel? How can they kill those patrons without the slightest hint of mercy?

They don't care more for a life than for the dirt under their boots.

Pia clenches her fist, anger burning in her eyes. I stare at the collapses stairway and grit my teeth.

Oh, Aisha....

She hugs me tightly. I hug her back. How did this happen? Who betrayed us?

Okay, we have to tell Alfons immediately.

What about Master Nathan?

We won't be able to get up there at this state. Even if we manage to dig out the rubble, more Dhorn would've arrived and arrest us. We have to go and tell Alfons. he'll know what to do. Trust me.

I nod and turn away from the collapsed stairway. I'll be back. I promise, Master Nathan.

It might be dangerous to leave the building through the front. There might be more soldiers outside. Maybe there's another way out?

The window behind is large enough for us to wiggle out. I held my breath and slip out.

LP Comment: There's three options: Front door, and fight a dozen Dhorn archers. The sewers and risk detection by the gelatinous cube...or the window at the back of the restaurant.

We slip out undetected and make a dash for the sewer entrance.

The guards at the hideout are still unaware of what had happened.

Master Alfons is none too pleased with Anden's presence.

God dammit, Aisha! Do you think you can bring any of your friends in as you please? Who is this man?!

My name is Anden. I'm a ranger.

A ranger! Aisha, you do know that these rangers uphold the law and all?!

Please, calm down, Master Alfons.

You obviously do not understand the concept of keeping something secret, Aisha. Secret. That means, not for everyone to know. As in, not bring any of your friends in just because you god damn feel like it!

He shakes his fist.

Let's kill him and be done with it.

Hm.

We can't risk him turning us over to the Dhorn!

I will do no such thing! Lady Aisha saved me life when bandits captured me in the forest. I have sworn to accompany her for as long as she wishes in return. I will defend her with my life. That, I swear.

You don't believe all that swear-by-my-honor bullshit, do you, Alfons?!

Woman, you may not have honor, but I do. And I will defend Lady Aisha until my dying breath.

LP Comment: SHOW ME YOUR HONOR!

I think I'm going to throw up.

Could we stop this? PLEASE!

He turns to Anden.

Do you swear by your honor that you won't betray us, ranger?

That, I do.

Anden raises one hand and swears.

Then I believe you. But if I ever learn that you've talked to the Dhorn, I'll ask Cat to have her way with you.

LP Comment: This is pretty good scripting. Anden and Pia's survival is not set in stone, it is completely possible to have Anden and Pia not surviving the Bear's Pit encounter and you won't even be having all these extra conversation nor their appearance in the next parts...

That won't be necessary. I am a man of honor.

So, what is it, Aisha?

LP Comment: I have to laugh a bit here, come on, the fucking Dhorn is slaughtering the Bear's Pit and you still argue about trust and vows... Bad piece of dialogue, Valine.

The Bear Pit...

They've killed everyone, Alfons! They butchered all the guests and the waitresses, too! Oh my god, I still cannot believe it! Alfons, they may all be dead!

You're kidding!

I wish that's the case...

This can't be true! I'm going to check it my-

No. Stay, Cat. I trust her.

But what if they-

We need to abandon this place immediately. The Dhorn will have taken captives. They'll learn of us. Meet me at the Barich's tavern at the harbor. I'll tell you more when we're out safely.

He and Cata quickly leave the room.

Your...friend seems to be a most interesting person, Lady Aisha.

Alfons? He's a little grumpy, but all in all a good-hearted person.

He's a criminal, methinks.

Took you a while to figure it out.

Does that bother you, Anden?

I would have to report him under normal circumstances.

To the Dhorn? You saw yourself how evil they are!

*He nods* Truth be told, what's happened is most disturbing. We rangers are sworn to uphold the law, but how can I do that after what I've seen at the Bear's Pit?

We're the good guys, Anden.

Things are seldom that easy, Lady Aisha. But I shall accompany you and protect you from harm.

I smile at him and make my way out of the hideout.

The Dhorn have discovered our hideout! We have to fight!

A casting of sonic blast should catch them off guard.

Yeah! Let's go!

More bastards blocking our escape! We slaughter them and make our way out of the sewer.

You there! Sheathe your weapons at once!!

No.

Dozens of Dhorns set upon us as we kill them one after another. More of reinforcement arrives from the nearby district. We flee for the tavern...hoping none of them followed us.

One did, and was silenced immediately upon entering the tavern.

It's good that you are here, Aisha. A lot of us have managed to escape, but still, this was a heavy blow.

There were some Dhorn in the sewers near the hideout when we were making our way out.

I hope they didn't see you?

We killed the bastards.

Okay. The good news is that we have reason to believe that Nathan and some of the Family in the Bear's Pit are still alive. The Dhorn have taken them out of the city, to a ruined hunting lodge in the King's Forest, where they are held for questioning. Timmy overheard a conversation between two high-ranking officers who claimed as much, anyway.

Uh, held for questioning? *She shivers*

I know, Pia. *He looks at Pia with a grim look on his face* We have to free them. And soon, that is.

Yes, we have to.

And for that reason, you and I are going to seek out that hunting lodge, birdie.

Oh, no. Not him!

Oh, great.

I want you and Vico to do this, Aisha. Together. The hunting lodge will probably be heavily guarded. This is NOT a mission for a lone man. or woman.

I've broken into Dhorn mansions and castles before.

Stop acting like a spoiled little girl. You know you're not match for a Dhorn.

Times have changed.

We can't take any risks, Aisha. Too much depends on you, please.

Alright, but it may well be that Vico finds a dagger in his back during the course of this mission.

It may also be that you find my dick in your ass during the course of this mission, birdie.

You wish.

*She frowns at Vico* Where were you when the Dhorn attacked the Bear's Pit?

Vico glances at Pia, his eyes narrow dangerously.

He just came back from Sargoza an hour ago, Pia. together with Wally and Frank.

Do you really think I'd stay away from a fight like that, Pia darling?

Well..No. I was just wondering, that's all. *She shrugs*

Speaking of. *He regards Anden* Who's this?

Anden. I'm a ranger.

A ranger?

He contemptuously looks Anden up and down.

He's a friend of Aisha.

Okay, but don't let me catch you with you dick in birdie's cunt. You got that? *He glares at Anden*

LP comment: Chaotic Evil, meet Lawful good.

Shut up, Vico!

I would never!

I really mean it, ranger.

Don't listen to him, Anden. He's just being an idiot, as usual.

Vico shrugs and turns away. Alfons pulls me aside.

Aisha..I know Vico's...difficult to deal with at times. But we need to work together if we want to have a chance to free Nathan and the others.

He takes me by the shoulders and looks straight into my eyes.

We're counting on your two.

I'll do my best, I promise. I owe Master Nathan that much.

I know. *He smiles, and turns to Anden* Would you help Aisha track down the Dhorn, ranger?

Of course. It should not be too difficult to find them.

I'll accompany Aisha, just in case.

Fine with me.

*He nods* Alright. As far as I know, the Dhorn haven't detected our tunnel below the north wall yet. You know where it starts?

Hm, no.

There's a ruined house next to the city gates in the western part of the city, right next to Tald's Tavern. Go there, the tunnel starts behind the fireplace. It's not difficult to find if you know where to look. And please be very careful. There's only a few of us left. If you get caught, we may not be able to help you.

I will be, yes.

Good luck.

Alfons briefly touches my shoulder. I gave his palm a reassuring smile and nod. It's time to make our move. Vico casually walks over, joining our ranks.

It's time to rescue Master Nathan. We're down, but not out.

 

[Lindblum]

SO VICO! The time has come for Justice!!!!