CHRIST ALMIGHTY BUMP FROM HELL
Got it on the weekend from Gamers Gate for $15.00 USD. Thought it would be worth a shot at bargain bin prices.
Wow is this game shit. I've played it for all of maybe 3 hours? I thought I'd unlock the weapons first so I did a few of the missions from the weapon dealers. I've done all of three missions, three missions which were exactly the same, from three different weapons dealers and that's about all I can take.
The shooting mechanics just don't feel satisfactory. You ignore weapons on enemies because they're crap so there's no point actually taking them out to gain anything. You can also carry fuck all ammunition where-as the gun on the back of the Jeep you're always driving has unlimited ammo... So that becomes the default weapon.
Combat consists of you sitting outside camp in the back of a Jeep offloading into the bushes whenever you see the flash of someone firing at you. Extra points for randomly hitting a barrel and starting a fire.
... and Africans must have bullet resistant skin. I don't know what's going on there but you pop a guy fifteen times in the chest and he's still walking. So you offload an entire clip of ammo (thus exacerbating the ammo problem) to put them down. AND THEN THEY RESPAWN. OH GOD THEY RESPAWN.
You drive back through the checkpoint you cleared earlier just to find yet more enemies driving after you in Jeeps. And by the way, what happened to stealth?
They must have bought the reviewers as per usual. Average review score = 85. Gamer reviews = 5.5.