Decline Shadowheart

[Tyranicon]

that hunky elf is hung like a horse

Maybe the druid mastered wildshaping only a part of his body. Pretty useful if you ask me.

 

[Shaki]

Shadowheart is a gotcha from the writer cuck squad, she's a classic elf waifu, acting all shy, only companion that you can't actually fuck until act 3, only relatively "normal" looking female in the party. Then once you commit to the romance, last act it's just cuck squad laughing at you for falling for their trap, again and again, as you keep learning that your elf waifu lost her virginity to a tranny, she is into orgies, she likes fucking bears and cucking you, etc.

Larian just took inspiration from Owlcat with their Camellia thing (you want a classic white-looking waifu rather than simping for demons, furries, faggots, niggers or whatever? HAHA WATCH THIS SUCKER), they just were a little more subtle with it and changed murderous degeneracy to sexual degeneracy.

 

[Dadd]

Shart is objectively ugly

 

[Gahbreeil]

Actually, I remember that Shadowheart needs to join a lesbian menage a trois in order to change alignment to good.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

OP is disappointed bc Shaddy lacks a penis

 

[NJClaw]

Ugly? Please share a picture of the last "woman" you fucked

 

[Dadd]

Ugly? Please share a picture of the last "woman" you fucked

Not gonna dox your mother

 

[Bester]

Ugly? Please share a picture of the last "woman" you fucked

BG3 fanboyo apologists: NO IT'S A LIE, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL NPCS!

Meanwhile BG3:

 

[Gahbreeil]

Why does Viconia look like Swen ?

 

[Swen]

Always looked ugly

 

[Lyric Suite]

Never forget the portrait artist was a coomer:

 

[Grampy_Bone]

Any mods that fix this yet or have they been all banned?

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

She's literally made of pixels.

Calm your dicks.

 

[Bester]

She's literally made of pixels.

Calm your dicks.

And books are made of ink and paper. And speeches are made of soundwaves. All are perfect propaganda mediums. Learn to make a point.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

She's literally made of pixels.

Calm your dicks.

And books are made of ink and paper. And speeches are made of soundwaves. Learn to make a point.

Shut the fuck up, Vatnik.

 

[NJClaw]

BG3 fanboyo apologists: NO IT'S A LIE, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL NPCS!

Meanwhile BG3:

Oh no the russian who lives in belgium is retarded who would have thought

 

[9ted6]

Shadowheart is a gotcha from the writer cuck squad, she's a classic elf waifu, acting all shy, only companion that you can't actually fuck until act 3, only relatively "normal" looking female in the party. Then once you commit to the romance, last act it's just cuck squad laughing at you for falling for their trap, again and again, as you keep learning that your elf waifu lost her virginity to a tranny, she is into orgies, she likes fucking bears and cucking you, etc.

Larian just took inspiration from Owlcat with their Camellia thing (you want a classic white-looking waifu rather than simping for demons, furries, faggots, niggers or whatever? HAHA WATCH THIS SUCKER), they just were a little more subtle with it and changed murderous degeneracy to sexual degeneracy.

Is there a romance in the game that isn't literally cucked? That seems like the main writer fetish.

 

[Konjad]

Shadowheart was the only really likeable companion because she was so average and everyone else was trash. And I love BG3, but this is probably the weakest part of the game, I really didn't enjoy companions.

Anyway, the only good romance in RPGs was Risen 2 Patty anyway. Everything else was always too cringe.

 

[just]

Shadowheart is a gotcha from the writer cuck squad, she's a classic elf waifu, acting all shy, only companion that you can't actually fuck until act 3, only relatively "normal" looking female in the party. Then once you commit to the romance, last act it's just cuck squad laughing at you for falling for their trap, again and again, as you keep learning that your elf waifu lost her virginity to a tranny, she is into orgies, she likes fucking bears and cucking you, etc.

Larian just took inspiration from Owlcat with their Camellia thing (you want a classic white-looking waifu rather than simping for demons, furries, faggots, niggers or whatever? HAHA WATCH THIS SUCKER), they just were a little more subtle with it and changed murderous degeneracy to sexual degeneracy.

Is there a romance in the game that isn't literally cucked? That seems like the main writer fetish.

minthara
yeah yeah, b-but shes a drow, drows are whores, orgies, blabla
she settles down with you and when a chick settles down her past ceases to exist

 

[Elttharion]

She is too old

 

[Eisen]

I just like Shart's hair, but that's it

 

[Orwenn]

Shadowheart is so much better without that barcode on her forehead.

 

[MerchantKing]

I blame Belgium.

 

[Lhynn]

Could not touch any of the women in the game. Laez is the only one that was palatable personality wise, but shes so fucking ugly I could not do it bros.
The fucking skeleton would ask why I wasnt with anyone and there was no option to tell him that everyone was a fucking abomination and that no self respecting man could ever love them.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

Wait, so in this game, you get fucked by a bear, or fuck a manctopus, and Shadowheart is the one that gets your goat? Damn vatniks...