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Inactive Ninjas, Samurai, Rock & Roll! [Yo Jin Bo LP]
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Mrowak
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lightbane said:I say to get up and go check on the lookout, with a bit of luck the princess will be killed... Again
Not a bloody chance. My bet this this choice has something to do with who she is going to romance. As we know the Homogay Squad are already on it, so chances of meeting them are quite high.
Crooked Bee said:Pretty princesses don't help no one. Their only goal is world domination. In other words, screw everyone; we should rest while we can.
BC said:
And the joke was...? Like, that was a special attack animation or something?
He got punched out of the orbit and become a shining star. It's pretty common in slapstick japan anime.
Ah, okay, thanks.
Black Cat
Magister
Mrowak said:
No one said they aren't freaks. However, they are hot and cool freaks. When a girl tells someone that she will not hang with him because he's a freak she's really saying he's an ugly and uncool freak... with tact.
Lightbane said:
When a guy says... That guy's totally homogay!
He really means... That guy's way hotter than me! And more popular!
Othen than that, does someone knows if there's a way to start Etrian Odyssey with the Hexer already available?
Truth be told, I don't think that's possible. You could try finding a cheat code for that, but I doubt it even exists. Just unlock it the proper way, geez. You game breaking cat, you.
On an unrelated note, MOAR!!
On an unrelated note, MOAR!!
Black Cat
Magister
Crooked Bee said:Truth be told, I don't think that's possible. You could try finding a cheat code for that, but I doubt it even exists. Just unlock it the proper way, geez. You game breaking cat, you.
On an unrelated note, MOAR!!
Because I'm going to run sixteen floors without my favorite class.
But Hexers own the game. Revenge is overpowered. Having that class from the beginning would break the game and take the last bit of challenge out of it. In other words, there's a reason why it is introduced only on 16F (well, actually, no, there is no sense to that either as it is still overpowered as fuck, at least at that point).
EDIT. And... wait a minute. Didn't you recently say you got tired of old school dungeon crawlers? GET BACK TO THAT STRANGE JOURNEY LP!! ...Pretty please?
EDIT. And... wait a minute. Didn't you recently say you got tired of old school dungeon crawlers? GET BACK TO THAT STRANGE JOURNEY LP!! ...Pretty please?
Black Cat
Magister
I'm not back at doing dungeons, really. It's moar like I'm back at being single or some thingie like that. Only I don't really know whether I am or not, given he's just kind of being an ass but is still kind of beating around the bush when I ask him, I guess because he knows I don't really stay single that long and then when he changes his mind two months later it is, like, sowwwwy and I'm, like, fufufufufu, down on your knees little man!. So, like, right now I have a lot of free time in my paws given, say, I am not single but i'm not really seeing him, and i am kind of single but still don't have enough confirmation to get the guys to date next time he gets retarded list out my grimoire. So I don't really know what the fuck to do with my time so I was, like, let's try to do an Etrian Odyssey Trilogy let's play thingie going on until I get bored or get a new boyfriend.
However, they can take my life and my ideals and my freedom, but they'll never take away my...
... creepy little witch. So I guess I'll have to look around for something else.
And it has to be something I will not have to spend three hours a day just going *write, write, write* completely irrelevant information thrown around by side characters, which is most of the reason my patience ran dry with Strange Journey. After I fought the lord of the second area I was, like, oky doky, let's write the updates and then noticed most of it was, like, *blah blah blah blah blah blah blah* and went, like, screw this.
Oh, and the next update will be in a couple of hours.
However, they can take my life and my ideals and my freedom, but they'll never take away my...
... creepy little witch. So I guess I'll have to look around for something else.
And it has to be something I will not have to spend three hours a day just going *write, write, write* completely irrelevant information thrown around by side characters, which is most of the reason my patience ran dry with Strange Journey. After I fought the lord of the second area I was, like, oky doky, let's write the updates and then noticed most of it was, like, *blah blah blah blah blah blah blah* and went, like, screw this.
Oh, and the next update will be in a couple of hours.
Do The Dark Spire, then. Seriously. The game is just damn great, and there isn't too much blah blah. You can even unlock Dark Elf or High Elf right from the beginning with a little bit of patience.
Black Cat
Magister
Chapter the thirteenth; and prance she did.
Insert stuffies and thingies in here.
Forget about it. I might get attacked by those people again, and I had no idea what was waiting for me next. I need to rest while I could.
By the way... what was this guy's name? Everyone called him "Ittosai," but...
What was I supposed to do? Even if I stayed quiet, I felt like I was supposed to be introducing myself... But how was I supposed to do that without asking his name?
But then, when I thought about it, after being glared at with eyes that scary, asking his name was nothing.
And Muneshige was there, too. If something happened, he'd rescue me. Okay! Here goes!
Uh, umm...
What?
W-would you mind if I asked your name?
Why do you want to know?
Because then we can give you kawaii little nicknames like Ittotan. :3
I thought... it would be nice to know what to call you.
That would actually be Tatsunami Ittosai. 
I-Ittosai...
...
...It's very nice to meet you.
Love is in the air, etc.
They all seemed very... eccentric... people. Please, I thought, let this all work out somehow...
After we had caught our breath, we started walking again. As we went, the path became narrower and more difficult, until we finally had to go single file. I wasn't wearing shoes, which made walking even harder.
I could hear Jin and Bo's voices behind me.
What is?
There is no sign of pursuit.
That's a good thing. Let's just hurry up and get out of this forest.
I wish someone would show up. My sword is going to rust.
Even if you'd enjoy it, the princes is here too, you know.
Going at this slow pace, we're going to have to encounter the enemy sooner or later.
...It was my fault.
Either way, we'll cut them down when we do meet them, so what's the difference? Are you chicken or something?
Don't talk about chicken... I'm so hungry.
Oh, we go through this every time... When he says you're chicken, he means you're - well, a coward
Wellacoward? What's that?
*facepaw*
You don't need the "well" part.
Have you seen "Back to the Future," Jin?
Don't be stupid! You know that's my favorite movie!
Then how on earth can you not understand...
Oh, that sort of "Chicken"! You jerk!
Do you really get it now?
Of course I do! It's the name that Doc doesn't like to be called, and he gets really mad.
That was Marty!
What, you want in?
Well, don't mind if I do, then... by which I mean, you idiots! Pay attention to protecting the princess!
Why are you the only one trying to play this straight?
No, no, this isn't part of some comic act. I'm seriously asking you to do this. We need to protect the princess just before her wedding, after all.
"Just before her wedding"... what a nice phrase.
If you react that way, you're not going to be one of the characters you can get at the end of the game anymore.
No!
He's a complete sub-character, this guy.
Oh, Yo, that's so mean. I mean, based on the time I've spent reading my lines, I must be a main character.
I don't think you're a main character. You were in "Zipang", but here you just don't make the cut.
I'm assuming this joke means the guy who does Mon-Mon voice also was in Zipang, but I can't really confirm as Zipang never stroke me as the kind of series I wanted to watch as it has too many soldiers and social blah blah and too few witches with funny hats.
But I do have an image song and everything... what should I do?
An Image Song, also known as a Character Song, is a song sung in character by the seiyuu. They are usually used to establish a character's personality in a fun and funny way, and the good ones are incredibly catchy.
How about being a little bit nicer to the girl?
"Nice," you say... But I don't really understand girls.
They say "Oh, all I want is a gentle man," but what they're really after is some frouffy ice queen or a glasses-wearing sociopath.
This game was either written by a girl or a very perceptive guy. 
Uh, nothing.
At last, we have some visitors.
They know we're here!
Quick, report to the captain!
It looks like we've been found.
We can't just let them go back. I will -
I'll go. The rest of you, go on ahead.
There are two of them.
I can handle it on my own.
I'll go too.
I don't need help. They're my prey.
Having declared this, he sprinted off between the trees after the retreating ninjas. The screams of birds echoed through the forest.
His eyes had somehow looked especially alive just then. The man was definitely scary. How could you like killing people that much...?
Don't worry about it. That's just the sort of creature he is.
Huh?
A tragic demon, possessed by his own sword... Although he does come in useful at times like this.
You don't mean...
You just killed the mood, Bo. And all the sexyness Ittosai had for me, too. I hope you are happy. :/
Anyway, Princess! Let's hurry on ahead.
Yes. Our enemies might soon be back.
Yes...
I wanted to hurry... But I was already going as fast as I could.
Princess. You may ride on my back if you like. Please - you are clearly tired.
What? N-no, I'm fine.
No need to hesitate. Or do you doubt my incredible strength? Now, hurry up!
You already know the drilly drill.
@ Miss Bee
Maybe I'll do that, though Dark Spyre is quite lacking in the cuteness department. Maybe I'll do Etrian Odyssey anyway and either reincarnate one character once we get the best character ever or just recruit one then and grind her for a bunch of days or something. Or maybe I'll do a blind Genius of Sappheiros Let's Play thingie, now it is in civilized languages. I'll see.
Insert stuffies and thingies in here.
Forget about it. I might get attacked by those people again, and I had no idea what was waiting for me next. I need to rest while I could.
By the way... what was this guy's name? Everyone called him "Ittosai," but...
What was I supposed to do? Even if I stayed quiet, I felt like I was supposed to be introducing myself... But how was I supposed to do that without asking his name?
But then, when I thought about it, after being glared at with eyes that scary, asking his name was nothing.
And Muneshige was there, too. If something happened, he'd rescue me. Okay! Here goes!
They all seemed very... eccentric... people. Please, I thought, let this all work out somehow...
After we had caught our breath, we started walking again. As we went, the path became narrower and more difficult, until we finally had to go single file. I wasn't wearing shoes, which made walking even harder.
I could hear Jin and Bo's voices behind me.
...It was my fault.
Having declared this, he sprinted off between the trees after the retreating ninjas. The screams of birds echoed through the forest.
His eyes had somehow looked especially alive just then. The man was definitely scary. How could you like killing people that much...?
I wanted to hurry... But I was already going as fast as I could.
You already know the drilly drill.
@ Miss Bee
Maybe I'll do that, though Dark Spyre is quite lacking in the cuteness department. Maybe I'll do Etrian Odyssey anyway and either reincarnate one character once we get the best character ever or just recruit one then and grind her for a bunch of days or something. Or maybe I'll do a blind Genius of Sappheiros Let's Play thingie, now it is in civilized languages. I'll see.
He looks fine to me, get on his back to save up strength and Zipang is a WW2 time paradox stuff. I can totally understand why many wouldn't dig it since it's not cutesy bullshit like that other one where AK-47 and FN-FALs are literally school girls in a shooting school.
I totally dig both btw.
I totally dig both btw.
On the back!
Black Cat
Magister
It looks like its piggyback ride time.
Next update in a couple of hours or so.
@ Lightbane
It's from Kikokugai. From the scene just after the third, and bestest, battle, the one against Ng. And, in this particular case, bestest is meant to be no fight on a VN, manga, or anime was ever better.
It's my favorite fight, like, ever.
@ RK47
... le fuck?
Next update in a couple of hours or so.
@ Lightbane
It's from Kikokugai. From the scene just after the third, and bestest, battle, the one against Ng. And, in this particular case, bestest is meant to be no fight on a VN, manga, or anime was ever better.
It's my favorite fight, like, ever.
@ RK47
... le fuck?
Black Cat
Magister
Chapter the fourteenth; Moar forest.
Imagine I wrote some thingie here.
My feet hurt. I was really at the limit of my endurance, and I was glad of the offer... But I was still embarrased. What was I supposed to do?
Princess, you should take advantage of his kindness.
...All right. If you say so, Muneshige.
I was only holding everybody up by walking, so even if I wasn't thrilled about the idea... Mon-Mon's back seemed extremely solid, somehow, and it made me feel safe...
Ah, you took my advice!
Gentle, yet strong... You see before you the very picture of an ideal man!
I'm going to go a little bit faster now. Hang on tight!
O-okay... Aaah!
Even though he was carrying me on his back, he was so unbelievably fast - frankly, excessively fast.
Up, up and away!
The rest of us lack your incredible superpowers, so slow down!
The scenery sped away behind me, swift as arrows.
If you hurry too much, you'll get tired, Mon-Mon.
I'm fine, I'm fine. The princess is light as a feather.
Really?
And besides...
Yeah?
I love the feel of a young girl! Soft and squishy!
What?
You! How dare you show disrespect to the princess! You filthy monk!
Right back where we started, huh.
I think he actually made things worse.
Wow! Buddhism is the best religion ever!
This may be a case where the localization did localize too much. He's actually repeating once and again Namu Amida Butsu, which is the japanese form of the Namo Amitabha Buddhaya.
Next stop "Love nest heights." Now stopping at "Love Nest Heights." Please press the buzzer if you would like to get off.
Th-that's an incredibly sketchy name for a bus stop...
But in any case... yes! This is stop! Ding ding ding ding.
The buzzer is out of order and we cannot stop.
What? No way...
Hahaha!
Oh, for the love of...
Are you talking about Ittosai? I don't imagine that he'll have any difficulty. He should catch up with us soon. Are you perhaps worried about him?
What? Are you saying the more the fight, the closer they are? Are you... slashing them?
Clicky click in the off case you don't get it.
Slash? Like slashing tires? Speaking of which, we need to keep an eye out for the ESRB. What with the questionable content, and all.
Why are you looking at me? I'm over the age of consent in all of Europe, not to mention Canada and most of the southern US.
... I have no idea what you're talking about.
So, why are you worried about Ittosai?
I just have a bad feeling... It's probably just my imagination.
By the way, where's Mon-Mon?
Up ahead.
Oooh oooh oooh!
He's reverted to his natural state.
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh...
As the princess and her escorts hurried single-file up the mountain trail, sharp eyes watched their movement from far above.
Hahaha... Keep running, keep running. Tire yourselves out for me.
The ninjas perched among the trees used mirrors to signal the whereabouts of their prey to their comrades on the ground. The noose was gradually tightening around the princess.
Captain, I will go after them. Give the signal!
Don't be so impatient! I will not allow any more mistakes. We will wear them down little by little, and then capture the princess once and for all.
The opportunity will certainly come. And when it does, we will seize the moment and bring them down. That very strategy is our specialty, after all.
Sir!
Understood? THey are formidable opponents. We must not rush the attack and begin fighting wildly!
Sir!
As long as we take our time... our blades will not waver.
Hahaha... I will teach you to fear Kasumimaru Fuuma, down to the very marrow of your bones. Lord Harumoto... wait and see.
Go!
Yes sir!
At Kasumimaru's signal, the ninjas sped off in all directions. While he watched this, Kasumimaru himself leapt as nimbly as a squirrel from tree to tree.
?
Above his mask, his eyes shone with an uncanny light, as if they burned with some secret ambition.
And now is when I start posting Ninja x Noble Lord yaoi fanart, right?
Indeed.
But there's nobody here...
No, Yo's intuition is correct.
Rustle!
Who is it?
Hey, Yo. Was he the one you sensed earlier?
No! I can recognize Ittosai by his bloodthirsty aura. It was somebody else I sensed.
Really...
I'm telling the truth!
In any case, it is good to be cautious. We should proceed quietly and carefully.
Yes.
Jin, don't make a ruckus.
Why do you say that to me?
Mon-Mon finally let me down, and I began to walk as well. The joking atmosphere vanished as if it had never been, and we fell quiet.
Mon-Mon's cute and awesome. If you don't think so, guess what? You are wrong. Fact.
... The silence was oppressive. I couldn't help but think this, after all the noise just a moment ago... I felt like I was being forced to walk a tightrope.
Yo, Mon-Mon, and Muneshige were walking a little bit ahead of me.
Just behind me were Jin, Bo, and Ittosai. They seemed to have fallen naturally into this formation as they guarded me.
It's (Yo + Mon-Mon) vs Ittosai. Which is better and why? Discuss!
I wondered if I could get someone to talk to me. If the tension kept up like this... I might start to go a little crazy.
You know what to do.
@ RK47
Sometimes even I wonder what went wrong with Japan... :/
Imagine I wrote some thingie here.
My feet hurt. I was really at the limit of my endurance, and I was glad of the offer... But I was still embarrased. What was I supposed to do?
I was only holding everybody up by walking, so even if I wasn't thrilled about the idea... Mon-Mon's back seemed extremely solid, somehow, and it made me feel safe...
Even though he was carrying me on his back, he was so unbelievably fast - frankly, excessively fast.
The scenery sped away behind me, swift as arrows.
Oh, for the love of...
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh...
As the princess and her escorts hurried single-file up the mountain trail, sharp eyes watched their movement from far above.
The ninjas perched among the trees used mirrors to signal the whereabouts of their prey to their comrades on the ground. The noose was gradually tightening around the princess.
At Kasumimaru's signal, the ninjas sped off in all directions. While he watched this, Kasumimaru himself leapt as nimbly as a squirrel from tree to tree.
Above his mask, his eyes shone with an uncanny light, as if they burned with some secret ambition.
Rustle!
Mon-Mon finally let me down, and I began to walk as well. The joking atmosphere vanished as if it had never been, and we fell quiet.
... The silence was oppressive. I couldn't help but think this, after all the noise just a moment ago... I felt like I was being forced to walk a tightrope.
Yo, Mon-Mon, and Muneshige were walking a little bit ahead of me.
Just behind me were Jin, Bo, and Ittosai. They seemed to have fallen naturally into this formation as they guarded me.
I wondered if I could get someone to talk to me. If the tension kept up like this... I might start to go a little crazy.
You know what to do.
@ RK47
Sometimes even I wonder what went wrong with Japan... :/
Jogged ahead!
Is that... an actual in-game slide? Looks embarrassingly fan-art.
Is that... an actual in-game slide? Looks embarrassingly fan-art.
Mrowak
Arcane
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Jogg ahead!
Nah. It looks very otome to me.
It doesn't matter if you are closet pedophile. There's absolutely nothing wrong with you...
Crooked Bee said:Jogged ahead!
Is that... an actual in-game slide? Looks embarrassingly fan-art.
Nah. It looks very otome to me.
Erebus said:
It doesn't matter if you are closet pedophile. There's absolutely nothing wrong with you...
Black Cat
Magister
To jog ahead it is. Next update in a while, etc.
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