Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Meanwhile, in Krautsylvania, the Austrian Archduke devours one of his inferiors. They're Protestant, so there is no obligation to reap immediate bloody revenge.
Anyways, now that i have achieved enlightenment and converted some provinces, It's time to dig my hole ever deeper. Arabian hegemony will be pretty useful for securing my flanks, and it will nicely unify the Arabian purple. I move my armies into position for some metaphorical sodomy, and the war begins.
Potato and Multi-headed Eagle hitting ass and leg both warn me. If i keep this war short they shouldn't attack. I'll need to really blitz through Oman. Hopefully my army will hold up. If i need to reinforce then the few extra months could lead to a multiple front war.
Their northern border is overwhelmed with ease. Winning battles is not a problem. Manpower, reinforce speed and attrition are most important. I need to be able to instantly crack open forts. Otherwise i will be forced to split up my army to avoid attrition. The war will drag, and it'd probably evolve into a multiple front war. Speed is key, no matter how many men i lose.
The Order manages to wrest control of the other half of the Straits of Hormuz. The remains of the Oman army are routed.
Their capital is occupied. Mass really does seem to have a multiplying effect against forts. 10,000 men is usually worthless against any fort, while 20,000 can take anything up to a level 3 fort fairly easily.
Delicious sand. One of the primary exports of the Order alongside corpses and metaphorical urine.
Glorious. By the bravery and strength of our Catholic soldiery, the Arabs have been made to bow to the Purple.
Strangely my administration improves. It seems to take several months for an improvement in AE to take effect, so it will probably decrease again in a few months.
Yellow and purple, a deadly duo.
Green and orange are the colours of Satan! Impulsive declarations of war are the way of God and the Lord Jesus Christ!