This new area has a distinctive stone-age theme...
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There's only one way forward - we have to climb to the top of the pyramid ahead, avoiding hungry dinos
There's also 2nd exit from this cave, but the lift leading to it isn't operational ATM
Let's go inside the pyramid
Oh oh.
Conker reaches level two and continues to level three
Somebody get me!
Usual business ensues..
151. Cash
But nothing more here. Maybe except the huge statue. Let's climb it.
152. Descend
This new area is quite huge actually. There are two main points of interest.
#1 - An entrance to 'Rock Solid' club:
Currently inaccessible - the bouncer won't let us in:
Nearby rock-guys are hostile - they will chase you around and kick your ass if they catch you:
Cavemen are hostile as well
#2 - There's a corridor on the other side of the room. It looks like a dead-end, but is patrolled...
What to do? First, we have to go back to the stone head:
And use it again
This will open a door just below the statue:
But what next? Well...
153. Drunkroll
Let's check the new room!
154. In the Lounge of the Lizard King
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This area is quite dangerous
If we stay in one place, we can get hit by fireballs
There's also a 'B' panel (guarded by cavemen)
Let's check it
We can use slingshot there, and operate the huge lifting mechanism nearby. Hitting left switch will move the lift up:
And hitting the right one will bring it back down
But what's the use of it?
Door in left corner of the room is locked
Similar door can be found in the right corner.
This one is open...
Another huge area. Floor is filled with lava, there's a spiral ledge (guarded) starting from the entrance, leading to something looking like a... huge egg:
Let's check it out!
There's a monk there
Those can be useful!
155. Mamme?
It looks that Conker got a pet killer weapon... Just you wait you little stonesuckers!
156. Babies must eat
Next section is fun - we have to lead the little one to the exit. The one that we came from is blocked:
We have to go the other way, dealing with cavemen on the way
157. How to deal with a caveman
Many brutal scenes later, we reach the exit and go back to the area with the Lizard King's head
There, we have to lead the baby to the lift
It will deal with nearby cavemen, giving us time to bring the lift up
One thing left...
158. The sacrifice
Now that was really uncalled for, you sick fucks at Rare!
But that's the grimdark world of Conker...
The Lizard King pulled his majestic tongue out. But there's a problem - it's too slippery for Conker to use:
We have to use another monk
He will launch us on the top of Lizard's head
We can grab some cash here:
So, another wise guy? C'mon then!
Cool! I'm gonna have that Gold Card before you know it.
But that didn't solve our slippery problem. We have to apply more direct approach, by visiting Lizard's nostrils
Both of them
159. Cheers!
That solved our problem - we can access the tongue now and move inside the insides of the beast!
This area is rather empty, except dangerous tingling things that can damage our friend if he's not careful
There are two paths inside the Reptile - the right hand path (hard to traverse due to two deep gaps)
And the left hand path, full of tingling things
After some problems, Conker reaches the... rear exit:
160. Master of disguise
Oh, BTW - we're in the area with the egg. There's another exit in the far end of it:
But we can't go there - we have to go back to the previous section. This time, Conker uses the right hand path (technically speaking, it's the left hand path now
)
After moving outside, Conker meets some fans and uses his m4d speech skills again
161. Furry lovers
Next thing is simple, but not easy - we have to lead the group of four cavemen all the way back to the entrance to the Rock Solid bar - where the rockmen are chillin'
After that, there's only one thing a true leader can do - wait in the back while his minions do the dirty work
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162. POPin' time!
Let's see if these epic actions changed the stone-cold nature of the bouncer...
163. Bouncer diplomacy
Finally, we can access one of the most epic locations in the game (at least presentation-wise):
If you thought that Brothel of Slating Intellectual Lusts was an epic location... Well, how about...
164. Rock Solid Club
See you next Turdsday...