We left our furry hero when he was accessing the Poo Cabin. Inside, he finds some neutral NPC:
059. Looking for some poo
Hmm. It looks like we have to get our paws dirty after all...
Let's explore!
060. Exploring
The power of the AWESOME button remains strong.
Somebody over here!
That's right, another one:
We can't help him ATM, though.
Conker continues ahead and finds some nice, newfag-friendly platforming section:
We have to reach one of the exits on the other side of the pit: the lower one (visible on screenshot) or the upper one. Both of them lead to same place, so it's quite easy.
Conker has to navigate through the area using ropes and ledges and avoiding contact with the poo coming from the taps in regular intervals.
Failure is not punishable (this time) - if you screw up and fall down into the pit, you simply end up in the starting area.
061. Poopamole
Conker does some climbing:
062. Quality platforming action
And reaches the exit:
Outside, he faces some very perceptive NPC:
063. The Bull
We should follow the advice and avoid the bastard, because if we don't:
There's not much to do in the arena ATM.
We have some weird-looking building with a huge tap on the roof:
But the nearby trough is empty:
Hmm. I think we should check this building out...
064. Climbing the roof of Prune Juice Storage
The top of the building is damn interesting:
Once again, you don't have to be Cleve to solve this riddle...
065. Boss Battle #1 begins!
Conker goes back to the ground level, using the shortest route:
And makes somebody else press the AWESOME button.
066. Marta
Let's check out our 'inventory'.
We have a bull, a cow, a through full of prune juice and a wooden fence. This is simple.
First you have to do:
067. This
And then:
068. That
Let's concentrate on the gameplay, shall we?
The bull will try to shake you off, and you have to press the 'B' button in a proper moment - this will make him charge ahead.
I was damn lucky in the video, because he turned around and faced Marta right away...
Now Marta is sitting in the middle of the arena. What's next? Well:
069. How to get rid of the cow
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Yeah.
Now, in every successful console game, to defeat the boss, you have to hit him three times. This game is no exception.
Second target became available, so we have to repeat the whole process. Which isn't easy:
With second button pressed, another cow (Mavis?) enters the arena:
She's more stubborn than Marta - you have to hit her twice to force her into drinking the juice.
After that, she can be dealt with:
The 3rd and final switch becomes available. When pressed:
It will release the final cow (Olive?).
She is the toughest - you have to hit her three times before she moves to the through.
After that, there is only one thing left:
070. Boss Battle #1 ends!
Conker jumps into the hole:
And lands in the upper part of the poo-pit. It's filled up with poo indeed:
So - we have a problem. We can't reach the bottom, so we can't go back to the Poo Cabin.
Only the power of the AWESOME button can help us...
071. New ability unlocked
And if I'm a lot more confident, then I should be able to swim underwater now. Hmmm... How would I do that? Let's see...
Press 'B' and that should submerge me.
Then, once I'm underwater, hold down 'B' to make me swim.
Point the control stick in the direction you want me to go. That's it!
072. The Dive
As I mentioned before, corpses do not disappear magically in this game.
Before going outside the cabin, which is empty now, BTW:
We should grab the roll of money from before:
073. More moniez
After that, we can get back to the bottom/surface and leave the Cabin.
074. Outside the Poo Cabin
So. We have a fully-functional ball of poo. The question is...
075. What can you do with a ball of poo?
The lower ledge is now cleared. We have to use it to roll another ball of poo all the way to the top.
But before rolling it into the hole at the top...
Hey! Somebody get me!
We have to jump on the top of the ball (which takes > 9000 retries):
And continue to the top of the mountain:
076. Moar money
Now we can go back down and roll the ball into the hole
077. Jackpoot
The entrance is cleared!
Alright. Now for the final use of the ball of poo:
078. An airstrike
The button can be pressed now:
079. Flushed
We can cross the lake. Using maximal caution if we don't want to get sucked in.
It also looks like we're going to visit the inside of the wasps' hive-out at some point:
But that's not what's important now.
We have three places where we can go now. We can:
A) Go back to the Barn and open the gate leading inside,
B) Use the entrance at the bottom of the Poo Mountain to explore its insides,
C) Use the entrance on the other side of the lake.
All these entrances lead to different areas. In all these areas Conker will find some p. cool NPCs, new quests and three new bosses.
Let's describe what we can find in these areas:
A) Rednecks, bats, and one of the best sex scenes in the history of gaming.
B) Moar dung beetles. But also one of the best boss battles in the history of gaming.
C) Some blue-blooded ladies. Bats. A NPC of uncertain sexuality. Fire imps. And one of the manliest bosses in the history of gaming.
Tough choice - I know.
But you have to choose - where should we go next (A/B/C)?
Discuss!