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Completed Let's play Conker's Bad Fur Day
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Lightknight
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Hey look, a retard is playing a game made for retards !
Well, i guess all is right with the world.
Well, i guess all is right with the world.
spekkio
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The low-numbered representation of the Hivemind has spoken!
We should explore the Poo Mountain's interior!
Moments after moving inside, Conker bumps into:
080. A lone survivor
A mysterious shithand?
:/
This area looks... quite shitty.
We have to stick to the ledges, since the 'floor' is made of killer poo (it will suck Conker in and instakill him, if he falls down into it).
Some yellow creatures live here despite the hazardous conditions.
There's also something interesting at the end of the ledge:
Let's check out the yellow guys...
081. Sweet Corn
What trickery is this?
It looks like we have to hunt for the Sweet Corn:
Watching out for a mysterious shithand, that will pop out from the poo-l:
Luckily for Conker, it can make grabbing the corn easier (when it hits the corn instead of the squirrel).
But most of the time we should try to avoid it and use the Frying Pan to stun the little guys.
Let's do this:
082. A sacrifice
Survival of the fittest, I guess...
Nothing more to do here, we have to move to another area populated by corn.
The 'B' panels found in this stage are inactive (for now):
Conker has to look out for the poo that drops from the ceiling:
Next area has two specimens of corn. The shithand is present as well:
Conker sacrifices another corn:
No cutscene this time. Third one goes down the poo-l as well.
Conker continues to the 3rd area, checking out the 'interesting' zone from before:
Hey! Somebody over here!
A roll of cash and a flush, protected by a toughened glass?
Oh well, let's sacrifice remaining corns and see what happens:
Conker does just that.
And when he throws the final corn into the abyss...
083. The GMP
Boss battle #2 begins!
What can he do? Well, he's a Poo of his word:
084. The Shitstorm
What can we do? Well:
085. Fighting back
We have to use the 'B' panel and start throwing rolls of toiler paper at him. We can destroy his projectiles that way, but also damage him directly (when he stops throwing and starts singing).
Easier wrote than done. After some quickloadan...
086. Phase Two
He blocks the 'B' panel permanently so Conker has to move to different area (in the middle, where two corns were living).
We have to repeat the throwing here, but this time:
a) he's a bit faster,
b) we have to hit him twice.
Which would be difficult, if not for quicksaves/quickloads.
When he eats two rolls of paper...
087. Phase Three
You can probably see where this is going...
Only one 'B' panel left (near the entrance). He's much faster now and we have to hit him three times...
And when we do:
088. Phase Four
Only one thing left...
089. Run Conker, run!
Boss battle #2 ends!
Well, wasn't that EPIC?!
Conker grabs the cash:
And goes down into the pit:
Luckily for him, the floor allows a soft landing...
He takes the new exit, when suddenly!
090. Berri-diplomacy, part 2
The plot thickens!
We can control our furry hero again. There's a huge water reservoir in the new area:
Going up is not possible:
The wet path looks like an only way out. But it won't be easy:
Yeah. It's some deadly shredding mechanism. Let's see how deadly it is...
091. Shredder
It's very deadly indeed.
Actually, it's one of the hardest parts of the game...
If you don't have access to quicksaves, that is.
Conker moves through three propellers:
Finds a source of oxygen:
And reaches the upper area. There's another propeller down below:
We have to use a rope and reach the ladder, avoiding deadly blades:
All of it without some time-shifting bullshit!
Conker reaches the top of the shredding machine:
The exit is nearby, but it is guarded:
Let's try our diplomacy skills...
092. A toll
New Quest: Gather 1000$ to bribe guards at the bidge
It's actually the first 'gate' in the game, with Mr Barrel being the 2nd - you have to gather enough money to proceed.
At least this time we know how much we need...
Let's go back to the room where we fought the GMP:
Exit isn't hard to find:
It brings us to familiar place:
Conker leaves the Cabin and checks his account:
It looks like it's time for moar money making!
We have two places we can visit:
A) The Barn (epic sex scene)
B) The area on the other side of the lake (manly boss)
Well, where should we go next?
Discuss!
We should explore the Poo Mountain's interior!
Moments after moving inside, Conker bumps into:
080. A lone survivor
A mysterious shithand?
:/
This area looks... quite shitty.
We have to stick to the ledges, since the 'floor' is made of killer poo (it will suck Conker in and instakill him, if he falls down into it).
Some yellow creatures live here despite the hazardous conditions.
There's also something interesting at the end of the ledge:
Let's check out the yellow guys...
081. Sweet Corn
What trickery is this?
It looks like we have to hunt for the Sweet Corn:
Watching out for a mysterious shithand, that will pop out from the poo-l:
Luckily for Conker, it can make grabbing the corn easier (when it hits the corn instead of the squirrel).
But most of the time we should try to avoid it and use the Frying Pan to stun the little guys.
Let's do this:
082. A sacrifice
Survival of the fittest, I guess...
Nothing more to do here, we have to move to another area populated by corn.
The 'B' panels found in this stage are inactive (for now):
Conker has to look out for the poo that drops from the ceiling:
Next area has two specimens of corn. The shithand is present as well:
Conker sacrifices another corn:
No cutscene this time. Third one goes down the poo-l as well.
Conker continues to the 3rd area, checking out the 'interesting' zone from before:
A roll of cash and a flush, protected by a toughened glass?
Oh well, let's sacrifice remaining corns and see what happens:
Conker does just that.
And when he throws the final corn into the abyss...
083. The GMP
Boss battle #2 begins!
What can he do? Well, he's a Poo of his word:
084. The Shitstorm
What can we do? Well:
085. Fighting back
We have to use the 'B' panel and start throwing rolls of toiler paper at him. We can destroy his projectiles that way, but also damage him directly (when he stops throwing and starts singing).
Easier wrote than done. After some quickloadan...
086. Phase Two
He blocks the 'B' panel permanently so Conker has to move to different area (in the middle, where two corns were living).
We have to repeat the throwing here, but this time:
a) he's a bit faster,
b) we have to hit him twice.
Which would be difficult, if not for quicksaves/quickloads.
When he eats two rolls of paper...
087. Phase Three
You can probably see where this is going...
Only one 'B' panel left (near the entrance). He's much faster now and we have to hit him three times...
And when we do:
088. Phase Four
Only one thing left...
089. Run Conker, run!
Boss battle #2 ends!
Well, wasn't that EPIC?!
Conker grabs the cash:
And goes down into the pit:
Luckily for him, the floor allows a soft landing...
He takes the new exit, when suddenly!
090. Berri-diplomacy, part 2
The plot thickens!
We can control our furry hero again. There's a huge water reservoir in the new area:
Going up is not possible:
The wet path looks like an only way out. But it won't be easy:
Yeah. It's some deadly shredding mechanism. Let's see how deadly it is...
091. Shredder
It's very deadly indeed.
Actually, it's one of the hardest parts of the game...
If you don't have access to quicksaves, that is.
Conker moves through three propellers:
Finds a source of oxygen:
And reaches the upper area. There's another propeller down below:
We have to use a rope and reach the ladder, avoiding deadly blades:
All of it without some time-shifting bullshit!
Conker reaches the top of the shredding machine:
The exit is nearby, but it is guarded:
Let's try our diplomacy skills...
092. A toll
New Quest: Gather 1000$ to bribe guards at the bidge
It's actually the first 'gate' in the game, with Mr Barrel being the 2nd - you have to gather enough money to proceed.
At least this time we know how much we need...
Let's go back to the room where we fought the GMP:
Exit isn't hard to find:
It brings us to familiar place:
Conker leaves the Cabin and checks his account:
It looks like it's time for moar money making!
We have two places we can visit:
A) The Barn (epic sex scene)
B) The area on the other side of the lake (manly boss)
Well, where should we go next?
Discuss!
Vaarna_Aarne
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A, it's about time Bioware sees how it is done.
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Time to cement my dominance over the other codexers and secure first place!
The poo monster's death is a reference to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aopdD9Cu-So
The poo monster's death is a reference to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aopdD9Cu-So
spekkio
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^
Impressing googling skills indeed.
Have some artworks:
And a bonus video:
Conker's free time activities #1
Still, one missed reference in the update IMO...
Impressing googling skills indeed.
Have some artworks:
And a bonus video:
Conker's free time activities #1Still, one missed reference in the update IMO...
A!!
Kashmir Slippers
Magister
A.
A.
Also, death cutscenes.
Also, death cutscenes.
PlanHex said:
spekkio
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Option 'A' it is, BROs!
Conker goes back to the Barn area, climbs up the roof:
And presses the button on the floor:
The backdoor opens:
Conker goes back to the ground level without problems:
And moves inside, finding something p. neat:
093. The Hayfolk and the Neckless Rednecks (Frank, Reg and Ron)
Conker checks out the surroundings:
This looks like a 2nd floor or something.
The Hayguys are not hostile, BTW.
Being totally unaware of the situation, Conker moves close to the Trio:
094. Trespassers will be ass-kicked
Franky's 'hostile' flag just went on. It's time for:
095. Probably the crappiest ass-kicking in the history of gaming
When all the Hayfolks are gone...
096. 'Leaving Forever'
:facepalm.jpg:
Anyway - Conker can now use the switch in one of the corners (it wasn't operational when the Hayfolks were alive).
Let's do that.
097. Unforeseen consequences
Outside the Barn, Conker meets... Do I even have to introduce this guy?
098. King Bee
New Quest: Solve King's 'little problem'
Let's check out the sunflower:
099. Flomance
It looks that Speech still isn't Conker's strong point. Let's try platforming.
We should start by checking out the little bees that left the building together with King Bee:
100. Pacifists
This is easy. We have to tow them close to the Green Bitch:
101. Bee-charmer
Yes. The art of bee-charming isn't easy.
If you fall into the water or fall down from a high ledge, they will go back to the place where you found them.
But we need MOAR.
2nd group is easy to find - it's on the roof, near the switch:
3rd group is near the cheese-corral:
Now, the 4th group is the only one hard to find. You have to reach the top of the roof:
And climb a ladder there (I've skipped this part earlier - we're going to visit it later):
There's a huge water tank there, with an inactive 'B' panel:
It's a long way back:
Only one group left, the easiest one:
Alrigth, the next video is for...
102. Mature Audience only!
Quest: Solve King's 'little problem'
It's time for some...
103. Platforming action
But playing with boobs is not easy - you have to hit it three times (or more?) before you reach the cash.
It's much easier to activate a 'levitation' GameShark code:
104. Being gay
Conker goes back down and decides to visit the 2nd floor of the barn:
The infamous... bat country!
See you next Thursday!
Conker goes back to the Barn area, climbs up the roof:
And presses the button on the floor:
The backdoor opens:
Conker goes back to the ground level without problems:
And moves inside, finding something p. neat:
093. The Hayfolk and the Neckless Rednecks (Frank, Reg and Ron)
Conker checks out the surroundings:
This looks like a 2nd floor or something.
The Hayguys are not hostile, BTW.
Being totally unaware of the situation, Conker moves close to the Trio:
094. Trespassers will be ass-kicked
Franky's 'hostile' flag just went on. It's time for:
095. Probably the crappiest ass-kicking in the history of gaming
When all the Hayfolks are gone...
096. 'Leaving Forever'
:facepalm.jpg:
Anyway - Conker can now use the switch in one of the corners (it wasn't operational when the Hayfolks were alive).
Let's do that.
097. Unforeseen consequences
Outside the Barn, Conker meets... Do I even have to introduce this guy?
098. King Bee
New Quest: Solve King's 'little problem'
Let's check out the sunflower:
099. Flomance
It looks that Speech still isn't Conker's strong point. Let's try platforming.
We should start by checking out the little bees that left the building together with King Bee:
100. Pacifists
This is easy. We have to tow them close to the Green Bitch:
101. Bee-charmer
Yes. The art of bee-charming isn't easy.
If you fall into the water or fall down from a high ledge, they will go back to the place where you found them.
But we need MOAR.
2nd group is easy to find - it's on the roof, near the switch:
3rd group is near the cheese-corral:
Now, the 4th group is the only one hard to find. You have to reach the top of the roof:
And climb a ladder there (I've skipped this part earlier - we're going to visit it later):
There's a huge water tank there, with an inactive 'B' panel:
It's a long way back:
Only one group left, the easiest one:
Alrigth, the next video is for...
102. Mature Audience only!
It's time for some...
103. Platforming action
But playing with boobs is not easy - you have to hit it three times (or more?) before you reach the cash.
It's much easier to activate a 'levitation' GameShark code:
104. Being gay
Conker goes back down and decides to visit the 2nd floor of the barn:
The infamous... bat country!
See you next Thursday!
Tickly bees!
"She's a sunflower with big breasts"
"She's a sunflower with big breasts"
spekkio said:
lightbane
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I like how insane but fun this game was, then I remember what happened to Rare nowadays and I feel very depressed
PS: So, do you have a gamepad or a joystick, spekkio? I remember some sections were pretty much impossible to do without one of these...
PS: So, do you have a gamepad or a joystick, spekkio? I remember some sections were pretty much impossible to do without one of these...
spekkio
Arcane
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Holy fuck!
Do really I see some comments in this thread?
Do really I see some comments in this thread?
What are you talking about? They're making Kinect games. Can you be more mainstream than that? I don't think so...lighbane said:
Dual Shock 2 + USB PS2 -> PC converter. Force feedback doesn't work with my current mobo, but everything else works fine (WinXP). Tested this baby on Win7 64 bit and it works too, so I'm probably set till the gamepad falls apart. Which in case of old Sony controllers shouldn't happen soon - I've bought it ~2004 and it works fine till this day.lightbane said:
Like the final battle, for example?lightbane said:
Vaarna_Aarne
Notorious Internet Vandal
I was expecting Conker to say something about the debauchery he just witnessed. Oh well, his expressions were awesome.
I'm following this too, btw, it's pretty awesome. I just suck at spotting pop culture references.
Also: updatan'?
Also: updatan'?
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