Example of ME3's homosexual "romance" "dialogue".

[GarfunkeL]

Kelly: Shepard, are you checking up on me? I love it. And speaking of love, I hope you've found someone? Times like these are when you need a love to fight for, someone to confide in, a partner.
- Shepard: I've gotten close to a marine on my team. His name is James.
- Shepard: I've gotten close to my shuttle pilot. His name is Steve.

 

[Valestein]

Seems that most old characters are back with a few new ones,also no Wrex, Mordin and Chakwas romance

They might've made Chakwas into a lesbian depending on how "close" her relationship to Dr. Michel(side character from ME1 and potential replacement for her in ME3) was.

 

[Jasede]

Why...

 

[Ermm]

A true nerdrage.

immature kid having a hard time playing mature games not ment for his age. mass effect is beyond is brain capacity. MY ADVICE i've said it more than once go to school get an education then grown up. then maybe just maybe you might have the smarts to play it. you are too young for this game. COD sucks it teaches you nothing. First off the ranking system is unrealistic. such as i killed some people boom look at this i'm ranked general or captain thats bull shit. and your a one man army Bull shit.

I will kill you and every thing that has ever cared about you which i doubt is anyone but i still will kill you you british fuck i am going to go mc irish on your ass you useless fuck

Yeah your so funny MW2 is like black ops compaired to this (not black ops zombies of course lol) anyway your a worthless peice of shit and if you are english im ashamed to have you in my countery

 

[Clockwork Knight]

and your a one man army Bull shit.

As opposed to Shepard, who is merely an one man battalion.

 

[GarfunkeL]

The irony of one illiterate dumbfuck calling someone else uneducated kid with a lacking brain capacity.

IT BURNS.

 

[sea]

Kelly: Shepard, are you checking up on me? I love it. And speaking of love, I hope you've found someone? Times like these are when you need a love to fight for, someone to confide in, a partner.
- Shepard: I've gotten close to a marine on my team. His name is James.
- Shepard: I've gotten close to my shuttle pilot. His name is Steve.

Is that... is that real?

 

[Azalin]

A true nerdrage.

Does his mom know he posts videos on the internet where he says bad words like fuck and faggot?

 

[ChristofferC]

A true nerdrage.

Does his mom now he posts video on the internet where he says bad words like fuck and faggot?

Yea isn't it funny how he looks around all the time to make sure his parents can't hear what he's saying? :D

edit: hey, nested quotes!

 

[M_I_C_K_E_Y_M_O_U_S_E]

http://pastebin.com/ferTx1qx

Kelly: Shepard, are you checking up on me? I love it. And speaking of love, I hope you've found someone? Times like these are when you need a love to fight for, someone to confide in, a partner.
- Shepard: I've gotten close to a marine on my team. His name is James.
- Shepard: I've gotten close to my shuttle pilot. His name is Steve.

Is that... is that real?

A quick ctrl+f seems to say no. It's too good to be from the leak.

 

[Ion Prothon II]

http://pastebin.com/ferTx1qx

A quick ctrl+f seems to say no. It's too good to be from the leak.

Wrong file. And what's wrong with this little excerpt? There were much worse things in the script
Also there is a full version of possible answers, no shit.

- Liara T'Soni and I are very close.
- I've gotten close to a marine on my team. His name is James.
- Ashley and I are very close.
- Kaidan and I are very close.
- I've gotten close to my communications specialist. Her name is Samantha.
- I've gotten close to my shuttle pilot. His name is Steve.
- Garrus and I are still together.
- Tali and I are still together.
- Jack and I are still together.
- Miranda and I are still close.
- That's describes you Kelly.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

What about romancing no one?

 

[RPGMaster]

What about romancing no one?

You'll be missing half the game.

 

[deuxhero]

Only half? How much is filler combat then?

 

[RPGMaster]

Only half? How much is filler combat then?

Haven't they introduced a new* horde mode (both solo and multi) so you can achieve the best ending through mindless repetitive combat?




*By "new" I mean the same horde mode that has been in a million games since GOW2.

 

[The Boring Incarnation]

When I heard about the co-op, I thought it could be a cool little sidequest standalone campaign where you and whoever you were playing with decided which way the story could go (sort of what they did in TOR), and some throwaway line in the main game about it.

Guess I was expecting too much effort from Bioware.

 

[attackfighter]

A true nerdrage.

that kids got talent, already he is reviewing games with as much insight and impartiality as senior game journalists

 

[Wyrmlord]

He goes to his cabin and takes a long shower as he washes away the blood stains on his skin and small leftovers beneath his nails of the entrails of his enemies.

Choked in laughter here. Washing entrails of enemies from his nails?

 

[Ion Prothon II]

In case somebody missed the point.
Title / year / fapcontent count
ME1 (2007): 3
ME2 (2010): 6
ME3 (2012): 11
ME4 (201x): 22 ?

 

[racofer]

He goes to his cabin and takes a long shower as he washes away the blood stains on his skin and small leftovers beneath his nails of the entrails of his enemies.

Choked in laughter here. Washing entrails of enemies from his nails?

Your perception score is indeed above the curve, lord of wyrms.

 

[RPGMaster]

In case somebody missed the point.
Title / year / fapcontent count
ME1 (2007): 3
ME2 (2010): 6
ME3 (2012): 11
ME4 (201x): 22 ?

I think it's 14 in ME3. 3 from the first + 6 from the second + 5 new ones.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

What about romancing no one?

You can, but they will underperform in combat because you've hurt their feelings.

But...can you blame them? Why would you believe you can save the galaxy, if you can't even believe love can bloom in the battlefield?

 

[The Boring Incarnation]

In case somebody missed the point.
Title / year / fapcontent count
ME1 (2007): 3
ME2 (2010): 6
ME3 (2012): 11
ME4 (201x): 22 ?

I think it's 14 in ME3. 3 from the first + 6 from the second + 5 new ones.

Big McLarge Huge
Gay Dude
Gay Lady
???
???

Is Kelly more than a fuckbuddy now? Because I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment.

 

[RPGMaster]

In case somebody missed the point.
Title / year / fapcontent count
ME1 (2007): 3
ME2 (2010): 6
ME3 (2012): 11
ME4 (201x): 22 ?

I think it's 14 in ME3. 3 from the first + 6 from the second + 5 new ones.

Big McLarge Huge
Gay Dude
Gay Lady
???
???

Is Kelly more than a fuckbuddy now? Because I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment.

Big McLarge Huge
Gay Dude
Gay Lady
Kelly
Female reporter

 

[Valestein]

Gianna and Shiala (NPCs from ME1)could become potential "light romances" in ME3 as that was what was implied in their ME2 cameos.