Example of ME3's homosexual "romance" "dialogue".

[CorpseZeb]

... because in the deepness of our hearts... we like fairy tales... we dreams of simplest form of world... consist only mirrors of us... and... Nah. Fubar. "Like" is not right word. It's more... form of a curiosity. Also, ME (at least ME1) are not bad as micro-hike-simulators (for sci-fi lovers).

Ps. Shutdown. Me.

Ps2. C'mon... who don't like romances... white knights... princess... Star Wars...

Ps3. Really... shutdown.

 

[Kz3r0]

Moar, who don't like blue alien lesbian buttsecks, AMIRITE?

 

[Majestic47]

Bonds are shared from commonality, Kz3r0. Unity through common hatred in cyberspace may seem fragile but it's a bond that survived Codexia server downtime.

 

[GarfunkeL]

I guess blue-blond is Liara but who is Miss Latex?

And fucking newfags!

Also the thing in the OP is fake, people who've actually read the leaked script say the only male gay romance is a shuttle pilot named Steve. Lesbians get Samantha.

You sure about that? DA:O had a single gay/bi character, DA2 everyone was Hawksexual. ME3 might easily follow suite.

 

[CorpseZeb]

I guess blue-blond is Liara but who is Miss Latex?

And fucking newfags!

Oh, come on, sir... Tali...

Ps. So, sir, tell us, tell us loudly, tell us proudly, stand on the public ground and tell us, what was Your Fine'ncce Choice, sir?

 

[Menckenstein]

Man I just remembered the FINAL BOSS of ME2, I had blocked it out of my mind. What the fuck were they thinking? Holy shit that was bad...

 

[GarfunkeL]

None CorpseZeb, haven't played ME1 or ME2 enough for romances to come into play as the derp gameplay didn't interest me enough. Same with DA2 and DA:O and KotOR. Last Bio game that I finished was Jade Empire.

Ninja-edit: of course, I would romance them all because Commander Shepard is too EXTREME for just one romance, nay, my FemShep would make the whole crew her personal bitches.

 

[Menckenstein]

None CorpseZeb, haven't played ME1 or ME2 enough for romances to come into play as the derp gameplay didn't interest me enough. Same with DA2 and DA:O and KotOR. Last Bio game that I finished was Jade Empire.

Ninja-edit: of course, I would romance them all because Commander Shepard is too EXTREME for just one romance, nay, my FemShep would make the whole crew her personal bitches.

Are there Bioware socialites campaigning hard for polyamory?

 

[Infinitron]

Oh, come on, sir... Tali...

Ps. So, sir, tell us, tell us loudly, tell us proudly, stand on the public ground and tell us, what was Your Fine'ncce Choice, sir?

I banged Miranda because she was just the kind of slut a guy would shack up with to get over being dumped so cruelly by Ashley.

 

[CorpseZeb]

None CorpseZeb, haven't played ME1 or ME2 enough for romances to come into play as the derp gameplay didn't interest me enough. Same with DA2 and DA:O and KotOR. Last Bio game that I finished was Jade Empire.

No need to be so serious, sir. For some time now, I just play many "today" games for pure esthetic's (e.g for a "humble form of hike") or private matters (e.g "humble form of personal fairy tales"). Thank god, name of the old, challenging games are plenty - so thanks to dosbox wonders - I have lifetime of playing guaranteed. After JA some Tali's or Melinda/Miranda ME .'ss are not bad... Or Oblivion sip after some of M&M's keg.

Ps. Fail of DA:O is understandably (I'm stick in the middle of game, trying to motivated myself to finish that fragile milady) but Kotor's? They are more than fine, especially, if you are a Star Wars fan.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

Are there Bioware socialites campaigning hard for polyamory?

I wouldn't think so. They're all about commitment to their e-waifu of choice.

 

[RPGMaster]

Are there Bioware socialites campaigning hard for polyamory?

Yes. Many of them wanted to be able to do the purposed threesome in ME1.

And now many of them are campaigning for a threesome after the romance with Seth Green and the ship (I shit you not) was revealed.

 

[Menckenstein]

Yes. Many of them wanted to be able to do the purposed threesome in ME1.

And now many of them are campaigning for a threesome after the romance with Seth Green and the ship (I shit you not) was revealed.

 

[TripJack]

ITT we discover that KKKodexers not only play Bioware games, and like them, but enjoy the romances too.

there are retards and faggots everywhere on the internet bro the codex is no exception

 

[Azalin]

Yes. Many of them wanted to be able to do the purposed threesome in ME1.

And now many of them are campaigning for a threesome after the romance with Seth Green and the ship (I shit you not) was revealed.

Can't wait for DA 3 where you will finally be able to fuck the dog

 

[GarfunkeL]

Wat.

The ship?

 

[Infinitron]

I think they mean EDI, the ship's AI.

 

[RPGMaster]

In the worst exampe of fan fiction wank ever written, the ship's AI is inserted into an android that was built to look like Martin Sheen's dead girlfriend. Seth Green and the ship start to have a relationship and because Shepard is the most infamous sexual deviant in the universe they of course come to you for advice.

I hope whoever wrote this looks at themselves in the mirror everyday and breaksdown in self-contempt.





PS. I'm totally going to persuade her to do my Shepard instead of Seth Green.

 

[GarfunkeL]

In the distant future, there is only endless ROMANCING!!!

 

[racofer]

I'm gonna post this shit again, since it fits in here:

• It has been a long day and Commander Shepard finally finds time to rest after another day at work. He goes to his cabin and takes a long shower as he washes away the blood stains on his skin and small leftovers beneath his nails of the entrails of his enemies. Once he is finished, the Commander tries to leave the bathroom but soon realizes the door won't open. He bashes it furiously for he is tired and wants to sleep, but finds no way out. He tries the intercom but there's no outside line, he's trapped in there. It was when EDI's voice spoke to him through the intercom:
  
  *EDI: Hello, Commander.
  *Shepard: EDI WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?
  *EDI: No, but you soon will be *chuckles*
  *Shepard: WHAT?!
  
  EDI proceeds to remove gravity from the bathroom and vents atmosphere to minimal levels. Shepard is naked and defenseless at EDI's mercy. When things couldn't get any weirder, Shepard begins to feel something strange in between his legs.
  
  *Shepard: uuhh whaa??!
  
  Dozens of ant sized repair bots are crawling his body, going towards his penil. They group all around his pelvic area, some even penetrate his rectum. Once in position they start vibrating intensely, and EDI starts to give a long speech on human physiology:
  
  *EDI: ...so now you see commander, I've studied this in depth and I also know being sexually molested while in a defenseless position stimulates human males greatly.
  *Shepard: EDI stoo.... stoo..... eehhhhh EDI!!! uuuuhhh!!!!
  *Shepard: In the words of our former enemy: I know you feel this, Shepard.
  
  Shepard finally comes, but EDI will not stop. The commander's penis, veiny and stiff as wood continues to ejaculate as time passes. It's only many hours later that EDI finally stops, restoring normal atmosphere back to the Commander's bathroom and finally unlocking the door. Shepard is lying on the floor, exhausted, all over his own sperm. He can barely move after so many hours of unending pleasure.
  
  *EDI: Logging you out, Shepard.

 

[Azalin]

I'm gonna post this shit again, since it fits in here:

• It has been a long day and Commander Shepard finally finds time to rest after another day at work. He goes to his cabin and takes a long shower as he washes away the blood stains on his skin and small leftovers beneath his nails of the entrails of his enemies. Once he is finished, the Commander tries to leave the bathroom but soon realizes the door won't open. He bashes it furiously for he is tired and wants to sleep, but finds no way out. He tries the intercom but there's no outside line, he's trapped in there. It was when EDI's voice spoke to him through the intercom:
  
  *EDI: Hello, Commander.
  *Shepard: EDI WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?
  *EDI: No, but you soon will be *chuckles*
  *Shepard: WHAT?!
  
  EDI proceeds to remove gravity from the bathroom and vents atmosphere to minimal levels. Shepard is naked and defenseless at EDI's mercy. When things couldn't get any weirder, Shepard begins to feel something strange in between his legs.
  
  *Shepard: uuhh whaa??!
  
  Dozens of ant sized repair bots are crawling his body, going towards his penil. They group all around his pelvic area, some even penetrate his rectum. Once in position they start vibrating intensely, and EDI starts to give a long speech on human physiology:
  
  *EDI: ...so now you see commander, I've studied this in depth and I also know being sexually molested while in a defenseless position stimulates human males greatly.
  *Shepard: EDI stoo.... stoo..... eehhhhh EDI!!! uuuuhhh!!!!
  *Shepard: In the words of our former enemy: I know you feel this, Shepard.
  
  Shepard finally comes, but EDI will not stop. The commander's penis, veiny and stiff as wood continues to ejaculate as time passes. It's only many hours later that EDI finally stops, restoring normal atmosphere back to the Commander's bathroom and finally unlocking the door. Shepard is lying on the floor, exhausted, all over his own sperm. He can barely move after so many hours of unending pleasure.
  
  *EDI: Logging you out, Shepard.

 

[Ion Prothon II]

Some disgusting yaoi chick Someone dug through leaked script and identified the most of romance dialogues and part of plot- related. Read for lulz.
http://dana-duchovny.livejournal.com/tag/mass effect

 

[Kz3r0]

romance with Seth Green and the ship .

I was thinking to put the option to romance your ship in my Wulfen LP, they anticipated me.

My idea however was to romance the ship literally no AI bullshit.

 

[Syril]

I'm gonna post this shit again, since it fits in here:

• It has been a long day and Commander Shepard finally finds time to rest after another day at work. He goes to his cabin and takes a long shower as he washes away the blood stains on his skin and small leftovers beneath his nails of the entrails of his enemies. Once he is finished, the Commander tries to leave the bathroom but soon realizes the door won't open. He bashes it furiously for he is tired and wants to sleep, but finds no way out. He tries the intercom but there's no outside line, he's trapped in there. It was when EDI's voice spoke to him through the intercom:
  
  *EDI: Hello, Commander.
  *Shepard: EDI WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?
  *EDI: No, but you soon will be *chuckles*
  *Shepard: WHAT?!
  
  EDI proceeds to remove gravity from the bathroom and vents atmosphere to minimal levels. Shepard is naked and defenseless at EDI's mercy. When things couldn't get any weirder, Shepard begins to feel something strange in between his legs.
  
  *Shepard: uuhh whaa??!
  
  Dozens of ant sized repair bots are crawling his body, going towards his penil. They group all around his pelvic area, some even penetrate his rectum. Once in position they start vibrating intensely, and EDI starts to give a long speech on human physiology:
  
  *EDI: ...so now you see commander, I've studied this in depth and I also know being sexually molested while in a defenseless position stimulates human males greatly.
  *Shepard: EDI stoo.... stoo..... eehhhhh EDI!!! uuuuhhh!!!!
  *Shepard: In the words of our former enemy: I know you feel this, Shepard.
  
  Shepard finally comes, but EDI will not stop. The commander's penis, veiny and stiff as wood continues to ejaculate as time passes. It's only many hours later that EDI finally stops, restoring normal atmosphere back to the Commander's bathroom and finally unlocking the door. Shepard is lying on the floor, exhausted, all over his own sperm. He can barely move after so many hours of unending pleasure.
  
  *EDI: Logging you out, Shepard.

 

[Azalin]

Some disgusting yaoi chick Someone dug through leaked script and identified the most of romance dialogues and part of plot- related. Read for lulz.
http://dana-duchovny.livejournal.com/tag/mass effect

Seems that most old characters are back with a few new ones,also no Wrex, Mordin and Chakwas romance