Example of ME3's homosexual "romance" "dialogue".

[Sceptic]

BW must know that the fringe element pissing and moaning for M/M romances wouldn't be content with just one option.

Fringe element? Have you actually been on the Bioboards lately?

Also, I thought the Codex liked to have as many options as possible

 

[Valestein]

BW must know that the fringe element pissing and moaning for M/M romances wouldn't be content with just one option.

Fringe element? Have you actually been on the Bioboards lately?

Also, I thought the Codex liked to have as many options as possible

Obviously I meant outside of the Bioboards.

 

[Ermm]

Petition for being able to rape/be raped in ME3 DLC, engage!!!!!!!

I actually trolled ''biowarians'' a bit about it, to include rape option in Dragon Age 3 for a better cinematic narrative. I got banned for 24hrs (lucky, I guess), and everyone on my topic called me ''a sick person.''

 

[Andyman Messiah]

When sex is already so freely available rape really becomes a bit redundant.

BW must know that the fringe element pissing and moaning for M/M romances wouldn't be content with just one option.

Fringe element? Have you actually been on the Bioboards lately?

Also, I thought the Codex liked to have as many options as possible

Shepard: EDI, I would like to use the intercom. I want to have sex!
EDI: Very well, Shepard.
Shepard (intercom): Everyone get in here!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Shepard: EDI, I would like to use the intercom. I want to have sex!
EDI: Very well, Shepard.
Shepard (intercom): Everyone get in here!

 

[waywardOne]

When sex is already so freely available rape really becomes a bit redundant.

Rape is about power, not sex.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

When sex is already so freely available rape really becomes a bit redundant.

Rape is about power, not sex.

Rape is very much about having sex. The power trip plays into it, sure, but it is not the act itself, only a possible part of it. I don't really care about reasons and motivations and such. I'll leave that to would-be intellectual book authors. Rape is bad. Castrate the fuckers. I'll leave it at that.

And sex in a video game is only about the titillation of watching the screen fade to black (or a cutscene with awkward animation, if you download the fixpack from Nexus). Adding a rape option adds only a new way of watching the screen fade to black. It is pointless.

 

[Jack]

Rape is bad. Castrate the fuckers. I'll leave it at that.

Rape is bad, forced castration is not. M'kay.

 

[hoopy]

When sex is already so freely available rape really becomes a bit redundant.

Rape is about power, not sex.

Feminist spotted.

 

[Valestein]

Saying rape isn't about sex is like saying robbing a bank isn't about the money.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Rape is bad. Castrate the fuckers. I'll leave it at that.

Rape is bad, forced castration is not. M'kay.

Okay, look. If I had my way I'd force them to live the last minute of their miserable lives trapped in a portable toilet at the bottom of the Atlantic, but since we're not there yet, we'll just have to settle for putting their dicks on the chopping block. Matter of fact, we can probably carry this treatment over to all forms of crime. Kill somebody with your car? You lose the keys. Forever. Alright, so you're beheaded too because that metaphor (the car keys is your dick) didn't really work as well as it did in my head. Tired.

Now how 'bout them rampaging Mass Effect 3 homosexualities, eh?

 

[Menckenstein]

Now how 'bout them rampaging Mass Effect 3 homosexualities, eh?

 

[Sceptic]

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

Awesome.

(where DO you peopel get these Shepard faces? this one's the scariest yet)

 

[Haba]

What the fucking fuck fuck fukcvlb..2r22fwdcs

I thought those quotes were trolling. Fucking dating EDI... God jesus this game is worse than CoC.

 

[Stinger]

Wait this EDI getting uploaded into TIM's wife's corpse thing is real? No trolling?

Fuck off Bioware.

 

[Heresiarch]

Wait, so you can have AI sex? Well, it's ok to me, I've had already many sex with Hatsune Miku, who's a virtual singer.

 

[Ermm]

When sex is already so freely available rape really becomes a bit redundant.

Rape is about power, not sex.

Rape is very much about having sex. The power trip plays into it, sure, but it is not the act itself, only a possible part of it. I don't really care about reasons and motivations and such. I'll leave that to would-be intellectual book authors. Rape is bad. Castrate the fuckers. I'll leave it at that.

And sex in a video game is only about the titillation of watching the screen fade to black (or a cutscene with awkward animation, if you download the fixpack from Nexus). Adding a rape option adds only a new way of watching the screen fade to black. It is pointless.

But...but.... think about the lost cinematic tension. Rape needs to be included, to create an emotional connection with the rape victims in Bioware video games.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

When sex is already so freely available rape really becomes a bit redundant.

Rape is about power, not sex.

Feminist spotted.

*sound of soap hitting the floor*

 

[Angthoron]

What the fucking fuck fuck fukcvlb..2r22fwdcs

I thought those quotes were trolling. Fucking dating EDI... God jesus this game is worse than CoC.

Wait what? Really? My brian...

 

[Azalin]

When sex is already so freely available rape really becomes a bit redundant.

Rape is about power, not sex.

Feminist spotted.

*sound of soap hitting the floor*

 

[Andyman Messiah]

(where DO you peopel get these Shepard faces? this one's the scariest yet)

Probably 4chan or thereabout. It's photoshop magic.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Bisexual and at least xeno-curious.

Someone should add a "Shepard-sexual" entry with this definition on TVTropes. The place is now full of ME Biowarian fans, it should be interesting to watch the fireworks.

They would either delete it for being critical or warp it into a justification of child molestation, depending on which they think of first. With TVTropes, it's a toss-up, really.

 

[Valestein]

Wait this EDI getting uploaded into TIM's wife's corpse thing is real? No trolling?

Fuck off Bioware.

Yes, it's real. The whole EDI romance has creepy pedofilic undertones when you consider that "she" doesn't even have a full grasp on human emotions and what have you. It also plays out as a revenge fantasy of sorts against TIM for the player.

 

[Menckenstein]

 

[hoopy]

I hope Wrex stays a bro and isn't turned into a blubbering vagina.