Chris Priestly to leave Bioware at the end of the month

[Major_Blackhart]

A disgusting creature of a human being.
I weep for those of his genetic line, and pray that they will use the whale oil taken from his corpse to light all the lanterns of their hamlet.

 

[circ]

I think it would have been funnier had he just printed Fat Bastard on his shirts.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Good god, even his head looks fat from the back.

 

[Cosmic Misogynerd]

Disgusting.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

What a foul human being.

 

[Exar Kun]

Chris Priestly™

The cool and edgy Bioware employee™

Fans never know what kind of controversy he'll whip up next......


on twitter

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Any more pics of this disgusting fatbody.

 

[someone else]

Making fat jokes at developers?
Codex gonna Codex.

 

[Broseph]

Community coordinator =/= developer.

 

[Exar Kun]

Making fat jokes at developers?
Codex gonna Codex.

 

[Data4]

Making fat jokes at developers?
Codex gonna Codex.

If the dude actually made an effort to try to lose weight, I might even be inclined to brofist him.

Obesity is a condition that's wholly reversible by the person suffering from it, as long as they're ambulatory. So fatbodies that don't try to rectifiy their fatbodiness deserve a bit of scorn. Besides, his personality on the forums doesn't exactly paint him as a sympathetic figure.

 

[DraQ]

He's married?
This raises so many questions... but I'm not sure I want to know all the answers.

you already know his perfect match

Spoiler

(pbf)

 

[Roguey]

Chris Priestly ‏@TheEvilChris
I do not think I have ever more wanted a new day not to dawn.

Chris Priestly ‏@TheEvilChris
Today marks the end of my 12+ years at BioWare. Sad to go, but huge thanks to all my friends I've met at & through work. Farewell.

Chris Priestly ‏@TheEvilChris
Sitting in the sun, slowly drinking cappuccinos and debating what to do first. This unemployment is awesome so far.

Huh, I guess he was fired after all. The month's notice must have been a reward for lasting so long. All's well that ends well.

PS "drinking cappuccinos" Plural. Slurp those calories, Chris.

 

[Grimlorn]

Same with Woo. You heard him talk about having meetings with people about not being passionate about his work anymore. I'm sure they technically quit but were pressured to by their bosses so they wouldn't have to fire them and pay them unemployment benefits. Pretty funny actually.

 

[Athelas]

You guys do realize that numerous Biodrones will need to be employed to replace someone of his massive volume, right? Like a hydra growing two heads whenever one is beheaded, Bioware shall grow ever more powerful.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

That fat fuck is the reason America is in a food deficit.
:patriot:

 

[Necroscope]

Like a hydra growing two heads whenever one is beheaded, Bioware shall grow ever more powerful.

Meh, I think that at this point it's apparent even for Bio that something has burned out.

 

[DemonKing]

Even funnier would be imagining what he would do if Chris wasn't wearing a shirt...

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Meh.
Felicia Day is overrated until she does a codex interview.

 

[CrustyBot]

Pulled a Stanley Woo and stayed on to be a volunteer moderator. Lol.

 

[gromit]

I love my job soooo much. If it weren't my job, I'd do it in my free time.

muah ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Pulled a Stanley Woo and stayed on to be a volunteer moderator. Lol.

...again.

 

[DraQ]

Chris Priestly ‏@TheEvilChris
huge thanks

Of course.

 

[catfood]

How the hell do people even manage to get that fat in the first place? How can they live with themselves? Gluttony is the most pathetic of the 7 Deadly Sins (TM); even Black Chefe agrees.

 

[Azrael the cat]

How the hell do people even manage to get that fat in the first place? How can they live with themselves? Gluttony is the most pathetic of the 7 Deadly Sins (TM); even Black Chefe agrees.

In fairness, Hedonism-Bot makes it look pretty classy.