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[Peter]

WHY DO I KEEP GOING TO THAT FORUM

 

[circ]

I don't know what that forum is. BSN? TOURNEBASE HOW DOES IT WURK?
I MOVE AND THEN I CLICK? OK. CLICK. WHERE? OH. WHAT'S THIS DO?
LOL LOOK HIS HEAD BLEW UP. HEY. I DIED. I HAVE A PISTOL AND THEY HAVE CLAWS. WHY?
WHY IS THERE NO EAS Y MODE? HEY SCREW THIS THIS ISN'T RPG. I DONT TALK TO PEOPLE I FIGHT RATS.
WHY IS THE COMBAT SO BOOORNG? I HAVE A PISTOL HELLO? I LIKE ELCTRONS.

 

[Azalin]

Really, Allen said. "I won't say which publisher, but, yes, literally, 'console gamers are not as smart as PC gamers.' The logic is that, well PC gamers can install drivers and video cards. Console gamers are just 15-year-olds who sit in front of their couch and press a button."

That sounda a bit familiar,did he pitch the game to BiowarEA and Laidlaw?

 

[Peter]

TOURNEBASE HOW DOES IT WURK?

That's not the one that annoyed me the most. The worst one is the first one, which somehow correlates old-school RPGs with a lack of depth.

 

[Black]

http://www.gamespot.com/features/that-girl-is-poison-6366216/

I can't discuss why this matters to me without getting personal, so let's get personal: I'm transgender.

 

[Azalin]

http://www.gamespot.com/features/that-girl-is-poison-6366216/

I can't discuss why this matters to me without getting personal, so let's get personal: I'm transgender.

That wasn't not exaclty a secret,I remember when I accidently saw a gamespot video review of some game(I think LA Noire) on youtube months ago and I was like .
The has cetrainly hit Gamespot hard(in the ass )

 

[circ]

Wow. Yes, let's take videogames seriously.

 

[Menckenstein]

I never got mad at shit I read on the internet until I was exposed to BSN / RPS / Kotaku comment sections.

 

[Carrion]

I love it how the first ten comments or so basically just tell the tranny to fuck off. Maybe there's still some hope left when it comes to the GameSpot crowd.

 

[visions]

On Wasteland 2 boards:

Finding love on the wasteland could be that one thing gives you the will to survive, you know?

 

[Ion Prothon II]

On Wasteland 2 boards:

Finding love on the wasteland could be that one thing gives you the will to survive, you know?

Gay love, they forgot to add.

 

[LundB]

I don't even know what to say.

 

[dextermorgan]

I try not to hate people just cause they work for a fucking video game company. That's a ridiculous expectation, people need to eat.

Someone on /v/ standing up for Chris Priestley. I wonder if he knows just how right he is.

 

[visions]

Gay love, they forgot to add.

Nah, I just selectively quoted it and left the gay part out.

 

[Menckenstein]

I approve of romances in wasteland 2 but only if they all end in disaster. YOUR JEALOUS LOVER MURDERS HALF YOUR PARTY IN THEIR SLEEP.

 

[Ulminati]

Sometimes I can't believe RPGs ever did without romances. How are you supposed to care about an NPC if you can't anally penetrate them?

That's signiature material right there.

 

[Roguey]

Something I found browsing through SA's Wasteland thread

This is kind of OT but I wonder if Brian Mitsoda has considered a Kickstarter campaign for Dead State, his turn-based zombie apocalypse RPG. He announced it way back before Kickstarter was even a thing and it's basically a hobby of his with his wife at this point.

I guess the primary thing might be that they made the mistake of going into partnership with Iron Tower Studies, the RPG Codex-affiliated volunteer game dev company that's been toiling away for years and years and years on their Age of Decadence fantasy RPG. If I could give Mitsoda money without any of it going to those silly dickheads, I would.
...
Where you see "a really clear vision", I see "a massive shoulder-situated chip" (people who turn up their noses at David Gaider for his passive-aggressive relationship with his community must have never seen Vince). I guess it's cool on a certain level that Codex folk decided to back up their talk, so to speak, and make the laborious, dogmatic game they so detest the pros for having never made, but I would never support them, mostly because their game appears spergy and uninteresting to me (plus I just really loathe grimdark fantasy) and the Codex is really gross.

The focus on AoD is, again, why I wish Mitsoda had never gotten mixed up in that noise. I love the concept of a horror RPG and Dead State sounds like the Fallout to The Walking Dead's Wasteland (italics). I would love, love, love to see it made before the AoD problem. But reasonable people can disagree, naturally.

The gross part is right.

 

[Infinitron]

Something I found browsing through SA's Wasteland thread

This is kind of OT but I wonder if Brian Mitsoda has considered a Kickstarter campaign for Dead State, his turn-based zombie apocalypse RPG. He announced it way back before Kickstarter was even a thing and it's basically a hobby of his with his wife at this point.

I guess the primary thing might be that they made the mistake of going into partnership with Iron Tower Studies, the RPG Codex-affiliated volunteer game dev company that's been toiling away for years and years and years on their Age of Decadence fantasy RPG. If I could give Mitsoda money without any of it going to those silly dickheads, I would.
...
Where you see "a really clear vision", I see "a massive shoulder-situated chip" (people who turn up their noses at David Gaider for his passive-aggressive relationship with his community must have never seen Vince). I guess it's cool on a certain level that Codex folk decided to back up their talk, so to speak, and make the laborious, dogmatic game they so detest the pros for having never made, but I would never support them, mostly because their game appears spergy and uninteresting to me (plus I just really loathe grimdark fantasy) and the Codex is really gross.

The focus on AoD is, again, why I wish Mitsoda had never gotten mixed up in that noise. I love the concept of a horror RPG and Dead State sounds like the Fallout to The Walking Dead's Wasteland (italics). I would love, love, love to see it made before the AoD problem. But reasonable people can disagree, naturally.

The gross part is right.

Yeah, I read that, but...meh, usual goon snobbery. They really aren't as different from us as they pretend to be.

 

[Infinitron]

Example: SA goon portrait from that thread
HotCanadianChickOct 03, 2002

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ALL OF US NORMAL PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING OURSELVES​

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We love the creamy taste of BioWare's cock so much, we subscribed for life! With their delicious smegma hitting the back of our throats, the possibilities for fun at level 50 seem endless!​

 

[Menckenstein]

Lowtax should be dragged out into the street and shot in the head in front of his wife and children for what he let happen to that place.

 

[Roguey]

Yeah, I read that, but...meh, usual goon snobbery. They really aren't as different from us as they pretend to be.

Joining the Bioware hate-bandwagon doesn't excuse the way they vilified No Mutants Allowed back when Fallout 3 was going to be the best game ever and their Thank God Bethesda Saved that Dead Franchise and Brought It Out of Obscurity afterward.

 

[circ]

I don't even know what to say.

HOLY SHIT. I DON'T EVEN. Well maybe it's as simple as not knowing what DRM actually means.

 

[LundB]

I don't even know what to say.

HOLY SHIT. I DON'T EVEN. Well maybe it's as simple as not knowing what DRM actually means.

Watch as he explains that GOG.com is DRM too:

There's a long thread of him refusing to accept that he is wrong about what DRM means.

 

[MMXI]

MMXI being as usual:

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/201...-enhanced-edition-this-summer/#comment-938322

Scroll down and someone links to this video:

 

[Menckenstein]

MMXI being as usual:

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/201...-enhanced-edition-this-summer/#comment-938322

Scroll down and someone links to this video: