Admiral jimbob
gay as all hell
Someone should LP Saerilith alone.
I usually kill her as soon as possible.Admiral jimbob said:Someone should LP Saerilith alone.
Chloe: Chloe is a lesbian, which I have a bizarre boner for. Lesbians are God's way of saying "You messed up, but I still love you" Chloe is God's way of saying "You messed up too many times, I hate you" This is Old Testament God coming back to modern times, which is the only explanation I can think of for this mod that doesn't make me hate everyone
Chloe cannot shut up. She has something to say about EVERYTHING. Her romance involves her telling you her life story and then suddenly you're doing the cooch mooch. She looks like a clown that was rejected from the circus for being too ridiculous. Her talks with other characters are nauseating, involving her pushing down our throats how amazing she is and how terrible everyone else is comparison to her. She's a kensai with 13 strength which is the second worst use of a kensai stats ever (I'll be getting to the first in a bit)
If Chloe was a video game sound she would be Baby Mario from Yoshi's Island after you've been hit by an enemy put on an infinite loop
Saerileth: There is no doubt in anyone's mind that this is the worst thing in human existance. I could spend hours sitting here typing out the various ways this mod has stoked the fire of hatred within me. How the makers are some of the most self centred useless people on the internet who should be sued by everyone who has witnissed their mod for mental trauma. How their terrible mod has brought me frustration and anger at it's mere existance far more than it really should
I'm not sure why they thought "I know! Let's make an underage paladin mod for Baldur's Gate II! There's a massive paedophile market out there we could be filling!" but I do know that I despise them far more than I should for this. I just can't help it. Between the pretentious olde englishe which she pulls out roughly half the time, the voice acting that sounds like she's from Eastern Europe, the not so subtle paedophilic overtones and the incredibly creepy romance talks, this mod has taught me to hate in ways I never thought I could. I never have to play this ever again, but the fact that someone out there not only likes this mod but has jerked off to it is one of the most disgusting things the internet has ever shown me
If I knew where the makers of Saerileth mod lived, I would set a litter of puppies on fire and throw them through the windows of their house until everyone was dead
If Saerileth was an ice cream she would cause birth defects
Lyric Suite said:http://www.kirith.com/portrait/detail/vault/200502060201-aeie%20L.bmp
Bioware community is just the gift that keeps on giving.
Barghest said:Lyric Suite said:http://www.kirith.com/portrait/detail/vault/200502060201-aeie%20L.bmp
Bioware community is just the gift that keeps on giving.
Your link doesn't work I'm afraid.
Edward_R_Murrow said:Barghest said:Lyric Suite said:http://www.kirith.com/portrait/detail/vault/200502060201-aeie%20L.bmp
Bioware community is just the gift that keeps on giving.
Your link doesn't work I'm afraid.
http://www.kirith.com/portrait/?category=cleric&page=1
Click at your own risk. The herp.....the derp.....
Barghest said:Actually guys, I could do with some help here.
The BWP install worked fine, but I want to reinstall the 'BG2 tweaks' installer 'romance cheats' so I can play a flaming lesbian. I've manually re-run the tweak, but it breaks the game. If I head into the barracks in Candlekeep the game will CTD.
I've asked on the shsforums, but I'm sure someone here knows of an workaround?
Hegel said:The cow milking mod is an optional content of CtB, maybe you could have read the ingame dialogues, especially when Gorion tells you CAN SKIP THE BORING TASKS. FFS.
Xor said:One thing that really pissed me off is that BWP doesn't come with Ascension. You have to download Big Picture as part of your installation to get it. I didn't realize that at first so I had to reinstall the entire goddamn game and wait another few hours to add it.
Barghest said:I'm also looking to stick more character kits into BG2/ToB especially as the fighters kits are a bit poor.
Barghest said:Any updates for this? The links are now broken...
deus101 said:On the IWD2 engine also maybe?
SCO said: