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DarkUnderlord is a very strong individual as he heroically fights off the urge to live off blowjobs meanwhile SDG has resigned to it
they're not the same
 

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I'm sure DU is a tough guy. Life in Ethiopia ain't easy my friends. But he would be facing a crazy MFer who was able to beat guys he had no business fighting. Farm boys who just lift heavy shit all day, cage fighters, etc.

All that said I ain't fought in years and I'm somewhat out of shape. I'm sure I'd be winded after a minute, but in my experience fights don't last longer than a minute. I think I got.
 

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Last fight I got into, I ripped a chunk of the guys hair out.

I don't have hair that can be ripped out. Advantage me. :smug:
 

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Last fight I got into, I ripped a chunk of the guys hair out.

I don't have hair that can be ripped out. Advantage me. :smug:
Well you do have some hair left on the sides and that sorta beard that can be weaknesses.


Just accept the reality like a man and shave everything off the way Roman soldiers did so nobody can grab anything:obviously:
 

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Last fight I got into, I ripped a chunk of the guys hair out.

I don't have hair that can be ripped out. Advantage me. :smug:
Well you do have some hair left on the sides and that sorta beard that can be weaknesses.


Just accept the reality like a man and shave everything off the way Roman soldiers did so nobody can grab anything:obviously:

They can still grab his dick! Unless he shaves it off as well.
 

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Last fight I got into, I ripped a chunk of the guys hair out.

I don't have hair that can be ripped out. Advantage me. :smug:
I thought you were gonna say you ripped one of his arms off. That would have been cooler and way more intimidating. Hell I would have been scared to fight ya then.

Anyways there shall be no grabbage allowed, especially of dicks. I would be at a disadvantage, as I have a Anaconda swingin around down there. All one would have to do is swipe down randomly to get a hold of it. It has it's own gravitational pull, It's a huge weakness.
 

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SDG vs DarkUnderLord

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Mentally Challenged Dude vs Dude Who Would Get Wrecked By A 10 Year Old
 

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Remember, DU has been fighting off man-sized spiders all his life just to survive (that's what I assume anyway), so I don't think one drunk would be much of a match.
Rookie mistake, wasting points on spider-related skills when there are no hostile spiders past the starting area. All that poison resistance and web walking experience is not going to help against the infinitely respawing booze demon that is somehow in every other encounter, with an aura lowering your will saves each time until you inevitably succumb to the madness.
 

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Punished SDG after his stint in the slammer:

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