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[Darth Roxor]

In Kotor2 it all starts to turn to shit way too soon and too suddenly like they were finishing the game in turbo mode. The last 4-5 hours are horrible, not only because of FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, but because the story turns to shit too. I mean everything ends so suddenly. The all powerful sith lord who has the power to drain the life out of planets gets whipped way too easily and not very convincingly. Jedi masters suddenly decide to betray and kill you? WTF IS THAT SHIT?! They are FUCKING JEDI?! THEY FUCKING CAN'T DO THAT! Then Kreia comes and wipes them out in 2 seconds! WTF?! They are fucking JEDI MASTERS, they can't be wiped in 3 seconds by some old one armed hag (and don't remind me it happens in Star Wars 3 also)!! Then it's MORE FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT and FIGHT for the end. And horrible ending.

I lol'd at how wrong this whole paragraph is.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

In Kotor2 it all starts to turn to shit way too soon and too suddenly like they were finishing the game in turbo mode. The last 4-5 hours are horrible, not only because of FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, but because the story turns to shit too. I mean everything ends so suddenly. The all powerful sith lord who has the power to drain the life out of planets gets whipped way too easily and not very convincingly. Jedi masters suddenly decide to betray and kill you? WTF IS THAT SHIT?! They are FUCKING JEDI?! THEY FUCKING CAN'T DO THAT! Then Kreia comes and wipes them out in 2 seconds! WTF?! They are fucking JEDI MASTERS, they can't be wiped in 3 seconds by some old one armed hag (and don't remind me it happens in Star Wars 3 also)!! Then it's MORE FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT and FIGHT for the end. And horrible ending.

I lol'd at how wrong this whole paragraph is.

I wholeheartedly join you in the thunderous LOL.

Mareus, the story wasn't THAT hard to understand.

 

[racofer]

This thread is really interesting.

It started with a neonite embracing the codex hivemind, then butthurt Obsidian fanboys spilling nwn2 drama all over the place. After that we had two emo buttbuddies narrating their adventures under influence of high dosages of alcohol, and now it turned into a K2 butthurt fanboys vs K1 fanboys, claiming their unfinished game is better than K1 because it has potential, yet fails miserably.

Decline of the codex.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

:D

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Hey, vodka is totally not something you wanna drink when your butt is hurting.

 

[King Crispy]

Hey, vodka is totally not something you wanna drink when your butt is hurting.

They said on Mythbusters that it gets rid of cockbreath, though. Or was that something else?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I can only confirm that it makes your brown nose go away. I use mint for cock breath.

 

[racofer]

Hey, vodka is totally not something you wanna drink when your butt is hurting.

They said on Mythbusters that it gets rid of cockbreath, though. Or was that something else?

So Adam and Jamie are exposing their true friendship live now?

Decline of Discovery Channel.

 

[DoppelG]

The only thing i wana know is how many twirls it takes to turn heterosexual again. Seriously, help me out here. (pun?)