ME3 tidbits

[Pegultagol]

Eurogamer has some tantalizing info on the upcoming BROTASTIC sci-fi epic.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011- ... ultiplayer

No multiplayer, some characters from ME1 make a return, and some plot points reference content on ME2 DLCs.

Some revamped RPG mechanics, but still retaining much of ME2 system, which is a good news for fans of the predecessor.

Multiple endings, and of course the trilogy will not spell any concrete resolution to the ME saga as Bioware prepares more content diversification in the future aside from a throng of DLCs bound to be released, such as comics, animu, and of course a film adaptation.

 

[Jaesun]

SHERPARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pegultagol]

I can see the Bioboards convulsing with anxiety and loathing as there is no mention of Tali as one of the returning love interests.

 

[Volourn]

They better have Miranda ('s ass)!

 

[racofer]

Some revamped RPG mechanics, but still retaining much of ME2 system

 

[Pegultagol]

They better have Miranda ('s ass)!

Perhaps Bioware could 'revamp' Ashley in that department if the rumoured Cerberus hostility rules out Miranda's ass.

 

[commie]

Nothing about Chakwas? What the fuck is this shit?

 

[Xor]

Sounds like pretty much what I expected.

Also I suspect the ending won't depend on your choices from the first two games but on what you do in the 3rd one.

 

[Freelance Henchman]

I CAME BUKKETS

 

[Reptilian Shapeshifter]

I CAME BUKKETS

Cumstorm of the century.

 

[Jack]

No scans available yet.

 

[Jaesun]

No scans available yet.

If you find them PLEASE post them! So I can CUM BUCKETS with FH!

 

[Sceptic]

If you find them PLEASE post them! So I can CUM BUCKETS with FH!

While you furiously masturbate to Kaidan's pic?

Nothing about Chakwas? What the fuck is this shit?

YOU DO NOT ROMANCE CHAKWAS :twisted:

End of line

yeah I was pissed off too

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

All I need in ME3 is

 

[Freelance Henchman]

DAT ASS EFFECT

MAKIN MY MASS ERECT

Also:

So I can CUM BUCKETS with FH!

I didn't know you cared.

 

[Jack]

No scans available yet.

If you find them PLEASE post them! So I can CUM BUCKETS with FH!

Will do, chief.

 

[Jaesun]

If you find them PLEASE post them! So I can CUM BUCKETS with FH!

While you furiously masturbate to Kaidan's pic? ]

Anomen/Carth/Kaiden is a gigantic faggot. I killed that fucker every time I had the chance too in Mass Effect. That faggot is not coming back in MY Mass Effect 3 game!

 

[Jack]

DAT ASS EFFECT

MAKIN MY MASS ERECT

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Kaidan is coming back in my game. I'll be glad to see him again. There was nothing about him that was even half as annoying as Ashley's constant bullshit about this and that and who are you fucking, commander and why are you doing this, commander. Bitch, you weren't even on my squad to begin with so shut your fucking mouth and do as you're told. I should strap you onto the mako and use you for shock absorption for defiling Evil Dead, you whore!



Meanwhile, Kaidan is just "yeah, I killed this asshole who was being a dick to my girl and I'm like, yeah, he fucking deserved it just don't tell anyone I said fuck, commander."

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

Garrus is back? Hopefully he's even more EXTREME!

Possibly playable Anderson? Let's get some more Keith David up in this shit.

 

[Seolas]

Illusive Man trying to kill Shepard now? What if you helped him in the first game? I loved siding with Martin Sheen.

 

[Fat Dragon]

I hope we get the opportunity to go all EXTREME MOTHERFUCKER SHEPARD on the Council. I saved them in ME1 in hopes that I'd get to kill them in person in the later games.

 

[Xor]

All I need in ME3 is

I love the "investigate" in the frame.

 

[Serious_Business]

I AM SHEPPERD. I AM THE COCK COMMANDER, YOU MUST OBEY MY ORDERS. MY OPINIONS ARE THE ONE THAT MATTERS. I AM A SPACE CYBERNEGRO, AND I AIN'T GOT TIME TO WASTE ON YOUR WHINNING. I HAVE A JOB TO DO, COLLARS TO GRAB, ETC. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY FAGGOT

I AM COMMANDER SHEPPERD, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST IN THE GALAXY. I APPROVE OF IT

 

[fizzelopeguss]

Kaiden...

 

[Jaesun]

That's where My Kaiden is too. And where he fucking belongs.