Mass Effect 2 - Tali carries over

[BLOBERT]

HOW ABOUT YOU BEND BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND SUCK YOUR OWN COCK FOR PUTTING THIS SHIT ON THE ROPHG FORUM?>!>>!>!!!

 

[SerratedBiz]

you guys are all idiots and obviously havent played the first game for thinking Tali would even be able to have a romantic relationship with shephard. The whole reason she's in the suit is because she and all her race have a compromised immune system. She wouldnt last 5 minutes. In the books its described that the Quarians start spewing puss from every orifice and writhe in pain when exposed.

wat?

i know, when tali join my crew in ME1 i did not trust her at frist she always wanted to see what made the ship tick and wanted to bring back one for her culture. then she grew on me, im glad we get to find out her backround.im reserving this one monday.2010 is going to be the best year for gaming;}

 

[Jaesun]

you guys are all idiots and obviously havent played the first game for thinking Tali would even be able to have a romantic relationship with shephard. The whole reason she's in the suit is because she and all her race have a compromised immune system. She wouldnt last 5 minutes. In the books its described that the Quarians start spewing puss from every orifice and writhe in pain when exposed.

wat?

i know, when tali join my crew in ME1 i did not trust her at frist she always wanted to see what made the ship tick and wanted to bring back one for her culture. then she grew on me, im glad we get to find out her backround.im reserving this one monday.2010 is going to be the best year for gaming;}

....WAT???

 

[L'ennui]

ITT people like ME. Quiet. Too quiet.

 

[DefJam101]

Wrex and Garrus or gtfo

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

SHED BE SPEWING MORE THAN PUS FROM HER ORIFICES IF I GOT HER OUT OF THAT SUIT IF U NO WUT I MEAN ;DDD

 

[<subject name here>]

Wrex and Garrus or gtfo

Garrus is in, just in case you haven't heard yet. No word on whether or not he's a party member, though. But still no Wrex... yet.

 

[Grifthin]

Wrex Cameo is confirmed as well. If you didn't kill him that is.

 

[Carlos' Bitch1]

Wrex romance is in?

 

[Emotional Vampire]

EV you are starting to become a new skyway.

I was always part-skyway, part-cleve and part-lyric suite.

 

[Forest Dweller]

Don't forget the part-Cloaked Figure bit.

you guys are all idiots and obviously havent played the first game for thinking Tali would even be able to have a romantic relationship with shephard. The whole reason she's in the suit is because she and all her race have a compromised immune system. She wouldnt last 5 minutes. In the books its described that the Quarians start spewing puss from every orifice and writhe in pain when exposed.

Don't worry, they can find a way to improve her immune system enough in the game where she can take that suit off. It could be her side-quest: "Make Tali healthy." Or after you do whatever her side quest is some unkonown side effect makes her more healthy than any Quarian before her, and so she starts discovering new aspects of life. And when you finally get her to take that suit off, you discover...she has a dick! Oh god it's heaven!

 

[Emotional Vampire]

No way. She has to have sex with you and then promptly die.

That would be SO hot.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

In the books its described that the Quarians start spewing puss from every orifice and writhe in pain when exposed.

Sounds like a sex scene most of us would appreciate.

 

[Jim Cojones]

Don't worry, they can find a way to improve her immune system enough in the game where she can take that suit off. It could be ME2 main quest: "Make Tali healthy." Or after you do whatever her side quest is some unkonown side effect makes her more healthy than any Quarian before her, and so she starts discovering new aspects of life. And when you finally get her to take that suit off, you discover...she has a dick! Oh god it's heaven!

Fixed.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

"Wow! Jailbait voice and a dick! How could i refuse?!"

-Tali takes her suit off-

"Fuuuu-"

 

[Emotional Vampire]

In the books its described that the Quarians start spewing puss from every orifice and writhe in pain when exposed.

o rly

 

[Azrael the cat]

Don't forget the part-Cloaked Figure bit.

you guys are all idiots and obviously havent played the first game for thinking Tali would even be able to have a romantic relationship with shephard. The whole reason she's in the suit is because she and all her race have a compromised immune system. She wouldnt last 5 minutes. In the books its described that the Quarians start spewing puss from every orifice and writhe in pain when exposed.

Don't worry, they can find a way to improve her immune system enough in the game where she can take that suit off. It could be her side-quest: "Make Tali healthy." Or after you do whatever her side quest is some unkonown side effect makes her more healthy than any Quarian before her, and so she starts discovering new aspects of life. And when you finally get her to take that suit off, you discover...she has a dick! Oh god it's heaven!

Fuck. That's exactly what I was going to write you...mindstealing....mindstealer you!

 

[Gay-Lussac]

Wrex and Garrus or gtfo

Now Wrex ON Garrus, that's something I can get on board with.





If someone posts pictures I officially lose what little faith I had left in humanity

 

[Gay-Lussac]

Don't forget the part-Cloaked Figure bit.

you guys are all idiots and obviously havent played the first game for thinking Tali would even be able to have a romantic relationship with shephard. The whole reason she's in the suit is because she and all her race have a compromised immune system. She wouldnt last 5 minutes. In the books its described that the Quarians start spewing puss from every orifice and writhe in pain when exposed.

Don't worry, they can find a way to improve her immune system enough in the game where she can take that suit off. It could be her side-quest: "Make Tali healthy." Or after you do whatever her side quest is some unkonown side effect makes her more healthy than any Quarian before her, and so she starts discovering new aspects of life. And when you finally get her to take that suit off, you discover...she has a dick! Oh god it's heaven!

Fuck. That's exactly what I was going to write you...mindstealing....mindstealer you!

Only you were gonna do it in 5000 words or more?

 

[Freelance Henchman]

Wrex and Garrus or gtfo

Now Wrex ON Garrus, that's something I can get on board with.

ALL ABOARD THE GHEY TRAIN! CHOO CHOO!

 

[Gay-Lussac]

Wrex and Garrus or gtfo

Now Wrex ON Garrus, that's something I can get on board with.

ALL ABOARD THE GHEY TRAIN! CHOO CHOO!

why.. why.. why.. why.. why.. why..

 

[reaven]

Wrex was the BEST character

 

[GarfunkeL]

SHED BE SPEWING MORE THAN PUS FROM HER ORIFICES IF I GOT HER OUT OF THAT SUIT IF U NO WUT I MEAN ;DDD

SHE SURE DID!

 

[Lesifoere]

You borkeded Marcelo.

Not going to lie, I tried to google up fanart like these for him too, but apparently I didn't know where to look. "wrex garrus slash" yielded nothing. :'(

 

[Mister Arkham]

Oh, Codexia, you never fail to disappoint me.

And yeah, seeing as how the game is now uber-EXTREEM, I can't wait for the heartwarming character moment when Sheppard sits down for a quiet drink with Tali and teaches her how to swear and grab collars. Then the space-sexing starts.