lulz Let's register an account at the Escapist forums! lulz

[Helton]

who is maria caliban btw

Helton,

Sorry I f--ked up your trolling? Wait.. no.

?

 

[JarlFrank]

That's what the guy said on the Escapist forums. Maybe he wasn't you. Maybe he was. Who knows.

 

[Helton]

Maria kind of fucked this up, whoever that is.

Helton,

Sorry I f--ked up your trolling? Wait.. no.

And this message left at the crime scene in response to state senator Helton's condemnation of the murders implicates... the senator himself, my dear Watson, erasing all doubt that he was the perp. The prosecution rests, your honor.

 

[Wyrmlord]

There is a Maria Caliban in Bioware forums.



THEY HAVE MADE THEIR MOVE AGAINST US!

 

[sportforredneck]

A whole lot of fail going on here. My original prediction of faggotry was correct.

 

[MetalCraze]

Suddenly I started to have the urge for spamming this shit
neverkins@gmail.com

uh oh this email was just signed-up for some viagra promotion letters

 

[Dire Roach]

Has the thread been deleted yet? If not, link plz kthxbai.

 

[JarlFrank]

Has the thread been deleted yet? If not, link plz kthxbai.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.71444

 

[Pastel]

This thread delivered.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Fuck! I took a short nap and oversleeped the best part - I hate you Codex.


Ok, now the main question - who is going to make a "LP Troll TES Forum" for the most EPIC LULZ, besides I still have an account there that needs to get banned.

 

[Kingston]

I dunno, the whole thing flopped. Codex ground troops need more training before they'll be of use.

 

[Dire Roach]

Great job Codex fags! You sabotaged Locue's trolling operation before any genuine Escapist posters responded. That said, the life story was a pretty weak way to get it started, and there were not enough typos, exclamation marks, and smilies in the posts to make it seem believable that the poster was female or an anime fan. Next time try to keep things short and sweet.

 

[JarlFrank]

Fuck! I took a short nap and oversleeped the best part - I hate you Codex.


Ok, now the main question - who is going to make a "LP Troll TES Forum" for the most EPIC LULZ, besides I still have an account there that needs to get banned.

I'm in a trolling mood right now. I could sign up a female account over there, too. Of course, I'd play it a bit more serious so that some real e-drama ensues. You could create another account and be my lesbian girlfriend or something.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Great job Codex fags! You sabotaged Locue's trolling operation before any genuine Escapist posters responded. That said, the life story was a pretty weak way to get it started, and there were not enough typos, exclamation marks, and smilies in the posts to make it seem believable that the poster was female or an anime fan. Next time try to keep things short and sweet.

Yeah, I'm afraid I'm just not a very good troll. Oh well.

Btw, the plan was actually not to troll and spam the forum but that's alcohol for you. God damn the irishmen and their unholy brews I guess.

edit: Also why the fuck are you all still calling me Locue?

 

[Pastel]

You should troll the Codex instead it's much more fun.

 

[MetalCraze]

I dunno, the whole thing flopped. Codex ground troops need more training before they'll be of use.

We were sabotaged by Bioware spy.

Btw, the plan was actually not to troll and spam the forum but that's alcohol for you.

Codex cannot exist without trolling

 

[Pastel]

tldr

 

[Nael]

This thread as performed by Tyson Gay

 

[MetalCraze]

He fails to post animated gifs too

 

[Nael]

Thanks for that Dr. Phil.

EDIT: Seriously though... it does look like fail. Why won't it fucking animate?!?!

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Nael, do you pronounce your internet name as "Nail"? 'Cuz I'd totally Nail you Nael.

 

[Nael]

Gently. Make it last.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

When I nail something I make sure you can't pull it out later.

 

[Nael]

You're a horrible dirty talker. Get out of my fucking sight.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Now I'm going to feel bad for a week. Damn you, Nael.