The Dude
Liturgist
I ususally don't care about LP, but this was aewsmoe!
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lulz Let's register an account at the Escapist forums! lulz
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Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
Huh, looks like I've finally hit paydirt!
Upcoming uppity updates will include:
Picking an avatar!
Putting the final touches on our profile page.
Introducing ourselves!
Writing a review!
Analyzing Dr Rhodes Black Mesa article!
Constantly mentioning my womanhood!
Stay tuned!
By the way,
But yes, I will ask you how our character will react to certain things in this hostile environment.
Upcoming uppity updates will include:
Picking an avatar!
Putting the final touches on our profile page.
Introducing ourselves!
Writing a review!
Analyzing Dr Rhodes Black Mesa article!
Constantly mentioning my womanhood!
Stay tuned!
By the way,
the goal is absolutely not to be a troll or a spammer.
Andyman Messiah said:
I just lost interest in this thread.
Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
You read the spoiler, you read the spoiler! You're a terrible man.
I assure you this LP won't last long if we actually spam the Escapist. Believe me, I've done that.
That spoiler link is just to fool all the Escapist-people!
I assure you this LP won't last long if we actually spam the Escapist. Believe me, I've done that.
Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
Is it wrong of me to drink all the beer my friends left in the fridge? I mean, I've had some pancakes and all so it's not like I'm drinking on an empty stomach or something.
Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
Release date was tomorrow, I think. That's when they bought it, I mean, so I assume it'll last more than me. I can't really read the tiny stuff on the back of the bottle but it seems alright to drink. Tastes like beer, y'know?
No, it wasn't open but they left it in my fridge, y'know? They also left me a pack of strawberry-flavoured gum but that one was open so I'll throw it away.
Am I morally incorrect or whatever?
No, it wasn't open but they left it in my fridge, y'know? They also left me a pack of strawberry-flavoured gum but that one was open so I'll throw it away.
Am I morally incorrect or whatever?
Thor Kaufman
Arcane
When in doubt drink more
Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
Thanks, guys. You're the best.
Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
Alright, ladies. When we last left off, we were gonna pick us an avatar...
BUT FIRST!
LOOK what we got in the mail!!
It's our first very own badge! You get these by performing certain actions in the forum. I don't know about you but I think our ultimate goal should be to get as many as these as possible before they find us and trap us into a phonebooth and welds it shut and lowers us into the ocean with nothing but the clothes on our legs and a half-eaten asparagus-us. I think I spelled asparagus wrong. Nevertheless, this is a first step on our path towards making the Escapist Magazine Forums ours!
Next step on the stairmaster agenda!
Anime babe avatar!
Whoa, some of these are really risque. As a woman, I'm not sure I approve of these. You can totally see this seven year olds butt! Has this truly been approved by the Escapist? Are the people who like this sort of thing the people we're about to THRUST ourselves into? To call our friends? We shall clearly have to be extra careful with who we mix it up with!
Especially NOW that we have an avatar of a seven year old's ass! It's quite a ballsy move by us, and I don't even HAVE any balls!!
Next on the agenda! Introducing ourselves!
BUT FIRST!
LOOK what we got in the mail!!
It's our first very own badge! You get these by performing certain actions in the forum. I don't know about you but I think our ultimate goal should be to get as many as these as possible before they find us and trap us into a phonebooth and welds it shut and lowers us into the ocean with nothing but the clothes on our legs and a half-eaten asparagus-us. I think I spelled asparagus wrong. Nevertheless, this is a first step on our path towards making the Escapist Magazine Forums ours!
Next step on the stairmaster agenda!
Anime babe avatar!
Whoa, some of these are really risque. As a woman, I'm not sure I approve of these. You can totally see this seven year olds butt! Has this truly been approved by the Escapist? Are the people who like this sort of thing the people we're about to THRUST ourselves into? To call our friends? We shall clearly have to be extra careful with who we mix it up with!
Especially NOW that we have an avatar of a seven year old's ass! It's quite a ballsy move by us, and I don't even HAVE any balls!!
Next on the agenda! Introducing ourselves!
Hahaha. Wonderful. Perhaps this thread should be hidden from the main page ;D
Perhaps you should put more info about "yourself" into your profile. You know, make it more believable.
Perhaps you should put more info about "yourself" into your profile. You know, make it more believable.
This is fucking awesome. Love this thread. Go on and tell the Escapist forum persons how awesome it is to be a gaming woman!
MetalCraze
Arcane
I approve of this thread.
No you didn't. For Codexer trying not to troll someone is torment.
Darth Roxor said:
No you didn't. For Codexer trying not to troll someone is torment.
rpgcodexusername
Arcane
women can play 2 games at once - lulz
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fixSlenkar said:
Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
It's time to introduce ourselves to let's click on "User Reviews" so we can write a review about ourselves and then have other people post their opinions about us.
As always we start at the main scre--OH GOD!
I told you the mainpage always have three forumgoers in a row with numbers at the end of their usernames! What a coincidence that they have the number seven too, why it's almost as if I copy-pasted that seven and tried to make a crappy joke!
Haha, you're so silly. Let's introduce ourselves! They're gonna love us!
Here's where everybody write reviews about things. Most notable is "The White Chamber" where everybody writes reviews about Lord Krunk. I think he's in the triple K's. We should avoid him...
We can also see Death Magnetic's Death Magnetic review! That's the kind of thread we're gonna do. I haven't actually read it because I don't read threads, but in the thread Death Magnetic reviews himself and then gives himself a score based on what he thinks about his "performance"
Oh and Novajam has pictures of himself with a so called "airblade", whatever that is. It's probably porn. We should report that monster. :evil:
But we came here to introduce ourselves! Let's click "New Topic" and get this over with. I'm so nervous.
This is where the magic happens!
By the way, some of the articles at the bottom of the page scares me.
They seem to be related to each other in some weird way. We'll handle that when we're a bit more acclimated,achlim,accustommed.... used to this forum!
Let's start our user review with a "hello"! :D
Alright! Now let's write my life story. It's quite sad so you might want to look away. It always makes me tear up a little. I was raised by my dad you see and he was really nice to me but then he died. It was an accident. Anyway, I'm done now so I'll click "preview". What do you think?!
Looks good, right? I thought long and hard about what score I would give to myself. I thought about a ten but I had to take away a couple of points for the negative parts of my story. 8,9 is good, isn't it? I think it's absolutely spectacular.
Now let's post this and wait for people to react to this!
As always we start at the main scre--OH GOD!
I told you the mainpage always have three forumgoers in a row with numbers at the end of their usernames! What a coincidence that they have the number seven too, why it's almost as if I copy-pasted that seven and tried to make a crappy joke!
Haha, you're so silly. Let's introduce ourselves! They're gonna love us!
Here's where everybody write reviews about things. Most notable is "The White Chamber" where everybody writes reviews about Lord Krunk. I think he's in the triple K's. We should avoid him...
We can also see Death Magnetic's Death Magnetic review! That's the kind of thread we're gonna do. I haven't actually read it because I don't read threads, but in the thread Death Magnetic reviews himself and then gives himself a score based on what he thinks about his "performance"
Oh and Novajam has pictures of himself with a so called "airblade", whatever that is. It's probably porn. We should report that monster. :evil:
But we came here to introduce ourselves! Let's click "New Topic" and get this over with. I'm so nervous.
This is where the magic happens!
By the way, some of the articles at the bottom of the page scares me.
They seem to be related to each other in some weird way. We'll handle that when we're a bit more acclimated,achlim,accustommed.... used to this forum!
Let's start our user review with a "hello"! :D
Alright! Now let's write my life story. It's quite sad so you might want to look away. It always makes me tear up a little. I was raised by my dad you see and he was really nice to me but then he died. It was an accident. Anyway, I'm done now so I'll click "preview". What do you think?!
Looks good, right? I thought long and hard about what score I would give to myself. I thought about a ten but I had to take away a couple of points for the negative parts of my story. 8,9 is good, isn't it? I think it's absolutely spectacular.
Now let's post this and wait for people to react to this!
This is so fucking awesome 
Unfortunately my dad was in the way so I kind of killed him
Unfortunately my dad was in the way so I kind of killed him
Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
By the way, I kind of re-read all the Preacher comics to get in the right mood for this.
CrimsonAngel
Prophet
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Right now that it is done where can we go to start some shit with the Halo Fanboys.
Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
Picking a fight with Halo-fanboys is like eating a pizza with shit on it. It's not worth it.
But I'll do it anyway.
Btw, anyone who has an account on the escapist is totally in the green light to play with me. I need friends! Make sure to PM the mods about it too if they don't know about the shenanigans yet.
But I'll do it anyway.
Btw, anyone who has an account on the escapist is totally in the green light to play with me. I need friends! Make sure to PM the mods about it too if they don't know about the shenanigans yet.
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