Well, let's see how Iren is doing. Hopefully he'll be back in a week or tw-
THREE F-ING MONTHS! This is a major blow. Oh Christ. I hope that
tindrli is taking his chance and develops soon enough :/
I cry a bit about losing Iren on the press conference
I then go on to my favorite subject: insulting other managers.
I especially like this one where I say that I am disgusted by Eurogamers coach. I am sure everyone in the football world loves me.
Then suddenly this pops up in my LP FM folder
Also this. Don't ask, I have no idea.
Ah, alright, more FM screens now. Menck claims the record for the quickest goal in the league EVAR
And
stabby and shitnipple are named in the team of the week. Stabby is doing really good, she's a great backing to the team.
Whelp, time for the next match. It's the second round of the cup with Duisburg v Codexia.
I rotated a bit due to exhaustion. ZZ and
Ulminati are playing AM now although Ulmi is completely unfamiliar with this position. Still, it needs to be.
: This shouldn't be a problem at all. They are a third division team after all and you are doing great in the league. So don't get complacent out there like you did against that lower team in the first round! I am warning you, you will all take extra training hours if you fail this match!
We started off very dominantly. Menck got the ball to sea who was already at full speed.
Sea went for goal but was denied by the keeper.
But only minutes later...
Duisburg 0 - 1 Codexia
It's
Jvegi who scored!
Ulmi played a nice ball to Menck who then passed it on to Jvegi. Jvegi did a great job by getting himself clear of any defenders.
And Jvegi doesn't hesitate but puts the ball in the net with a well placed finish
Then sea hits a free kick from a promising position
And it's in!
Duisburg 0 - 2 Codexia
But it's only minutes until Duisburg gets back into the game.
We are conceding goals in every match, this is worrying.
Sea lost an aerial duel close to the goal which forwarded the ball to the opponent striker
Stabby didn't stand a chance again.
Then this happened. Duisburg nearly equalized because
stabby was out of her mind or something. She was doing a throw out to DDZ. Or at least she tried. She threw the ball right into an opponent player's feet who immediately processed the ball by playing it to the starting winger.
The winger entered the penalty area and passed the ball back to the striker!
But thankfully stabby managed to save the shot and corrected her mistake that way. This shouldn't be happening to often though!
Half time then.
: Oh look, a half time screen. You are playing ok, but you can do better. Come on, this team is nowhere your strength after all.
And right after the restart:
Duisburg 1 - Codexia 3
An own goal by a Duisburg defender!
ZZ brought the corner in and a striker couldn't have done better than that defender by kicking the ball into his own net.
At the 77th minute
zwanzig_zwoelf dives horribly into a tackle in an attempt to break the opponents legs or something.
Of course he sees the red card for this and will probably be missing a few cup matches.
I then substitute Kashmir Slippers who is injured and Ulminati. Coming for them are Zdzisiu and Jagged Appliance.
The game goes on then without anything spectacular but in the final seconds of the game
Duisburg 1 - 4 Codexia
Jagged Appliance scores!
Sea crossed the ball in and JA lost his defender, heading the ball in.
After that the game was over and I forgot to take a team talk. But still took a screenshot. Wat.
: ....
: Coach? Don't you want to say something?
: ....
: Err... let's just leave. This is getting creepy.
According to the stats it was a surprisingly even game. But still it was a very convincing win so who cares about the stats!
Lots of shots
After the game I find out that JA will be injured for about 6 weeks. We are getting serious injury issues.
Also the next cup round is drawn. We'll be going against PC Gamer. Finally a worthy contestant!
Praising sea a bit
Also of course I applaud ZZ for his horrible foul!
And of course we appeal against his ban, this is clearly a plot against the great Codexia FC!
But it gets rejected because I basically just said 'Lol faggits no red card'.