Ivar the Boner
Arcane
Welcome to the uber old-school LP of Shadow of the Horned Rat using Windows 98 and MS fucking PAINT.
First of all I have to warn you that there is no bloody chance I will be able to finish this game, also I won't ironman it and I reserve myself a right to redo every mission until I get satisfying results. And I'm also sorry for my terrible engrish but I am potatolander untermanschen, so, deal with it.
Now, let's do this shit...
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Protect The Shnappleburg (Briefing)
Protect The Shnappleburg (Battle)
Escort To Holst (Briefing)
Escort To Holst (Ambush 1)
Escort To Holst (Ambush 2)
Capture Otto Hiln (Briefing)
Capture Otto Hiln (Battle)
Patrol (Briefing)
Patrol (Ambush 1)
Patrol (Ambush 2)
Rescue Ilmarin (Briefing)
Rescue Ilmarin (Battle)
Orc Pursuit (Briefing)
Orc Pursuit (Battle)
Revenge
Vanberg (Briefing)
Vanberg (Battle)
Against The Grain
Bridge Over the River Weiss (Briefing)
Bridge Over the River Weiss (Battle)
March to Zhufbar (Briefing)
March to Zhufbar (Ambush)
March to Zhufbar (Ambush 2)
Counterattack
March to Zhufbar (Cont.)
Squatter's Right's
Grumm's Gate
Rat Trap
Slave Assault
Iron Fort (Briefing)
Iront Fort (Battle)
Escort Engrol Goldtongue
Escort Engrol Goldtongue (Cont.)
Decoy
Bandits Hideout
Capture Guy Gourard
March To Loren (Ambush)
Extermination
Bugman's Brewery
Patrol Loren (Ambush)
Patrol Loren (Ambush 2)
Poisoned Wind
Rescue
Final Battle
Final Battle 2
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PLOT:
EvilTurkish Skaven Vizier... Seer, puts in motion his master plan to take control of Zaporoże Border Princes and soak whole Rzeczpospolita... GOD DAMMIT! Empire, in blood. To do this he uses terrible powers of Warpstone to make Ukrainian Ataman Orcish Warlord do his bidding.
Right now though, we don't know any of this shit, and it will take a while before we get engulfed in this most horrible plot. But... who are "we"?
THE HEROES:
Commander:
Name: Jarema
Height: 180 cm
Weight: 80 kg
Age: 40
Leader of mercenary band called "The Grudgebringers". Veteran warrior and expert tactician, our hero, the deliverer, it's like killing Hitler...
Role: Main leader and Cavalry commander.
Unit:
Elite fighters, Grudgebringers armored fist and most trusted companions of Jarema.
Name: Wołodyjowski AKA "Schepke" AKA "Mały Rycerz"
Height: 156 cm
Weight: 65 kg
Age: 34
Veteran mercenary with years of service under his belt. Expert infantry commander and Grudgebringers secondary tactican.
Role: Secondary tacitan and infantry commander.
Unit:
Backbone of Grudgebringers mercenary army. Relaiable and though infantry... no really, fucking goblin stickers are able to rout them.
Name: Deitrich
Height: 160 cm
Weight: 48 kg
Grudgebringer's Paymaster.
Role: Jew.
That's it. No more units, that's all we have for now.
In next episode we will ask our Jew how much gold we have and then we shall embark on our first mission!
First of all I have to warn you that there is no bloody chance I will be able to finish this game, also I won't ironman it and I reserve myself a right to redo every mission until I get satisfying results. And I'm also sorry for my terrible engrish but I am potatolander untermanschen, so, deal with it.
Now, let's do this shit...
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Protect The Shnappleburg (Briefing)
Protect The Shnappleburg (Battle)
Escort To Holst (Briefing)
Escort To Holst (Ambush 1)
Escort To Holst (Ambush 2)
Capture Otto Hiln (Briefing)
Capture Otto Hiln (Battle)
Patrol (Briefing)
Patrol (Ambush 1)
Patrol (Ambush 2)
Rescue Ilmarin (Briefing)
Rescue Ilmarin (Battle)
Orc Pursuit (Briefing)
Orc Pursuit (Battle)
Revenge
Vanberg (Briefing)
Vanberg (Battle)
Against The Grain
Bridge Over the River Weiss (Briefing)
Bridge Over the River Weiss (Battle)
March to Zhufbar (Briefing)
March to Zhufbar (Ambush)
March to Zhufbar (Ambush 2)
Counterattack
March to Zhufbar (Cont.)
Squatter's Right's
Grumm's Gate
Rat Trap
Slave Assault
Iron Fort (Briefing)
Iront Fort (Battle)
Escort Engrol Goldtongue
Escort Engrol Goldtongue (Cont.)
Decoy
Bandits Hideout
Capture Guy Gourard
March To Loren (Ambush)
Extermination
Bugman's Brewery
Patrol Loren (Ambush)
Patrol Loren (Ambush 2)
Poisoned Wind
Rescue
Final Battle
Final Battle 2
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PLOT:
Evil
Right now though, we don't know any of this shit, and it will take a while before we get engulfed in this most horrible plot. But... who are "we"?
THE HEROES:
Commander:
Name: Jarema
Height: 180 cm
Weight: 80 kg
Age: 40
Leader of mercenary band called "The Grudgebringers". Veteran warrior and expert tactician, our hero, the deliverer, it's like killing Hitler...
Role: Main leader and Cavalry commander.
Unit:
Elite fighters, Grudgebringers armored fist and most trusted companions of Jarema.
Name: Wołodyjowski AKA "Schepke" AKA "Mały Rycerz"
Height: 156 cm
Weight: 65 kg
Age: 34
Veteran mercenary with years of service under his belt. Expert infantry commander and Grudgebringers secondary tactican.
Role: Secondary tacitan and infantry commander.
Unit:
Backbone of Grudgebringers mercenary army. Relaiable and though infantry... no really, fucking goblin stickers are able to rout them.
Name: Deitrich
Height: 160 cm
Weight: 48 kg
Grudgebringer's Paymaster.
Role: Jew.
That's it. No more units, that's all we have for now.
In next episode we will ask our Jew how much gold we have and then we shall embark on our first mission!