Damned Registrations
Furry Weeaboo Nazi Nihilist
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- Feb 24, 2007
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Update time! Unlike a certain fatass author I don't stop for years in between parts of the story. Except maybe SaGa Frontier if I ever go back to that, but that thing isn't even in the playground.
Cell key is backwards compatible for augmented awesomeness. Rune Key probably was too but eh whatever.
Fuck you crab! You like that? HUH?
I suppose he did not. Perhaps in the future he shall avoid me whenever he can. which is never, since I know where he lives.
Not for the ultimate test of endurance!
You have no idea how boring it was walking here while everything died instantly or I had to spam PEACE.
A box in a box eh?
But what does the box do?
A THROBBING box huh? And it belongs to Pyra?
Pfft. We have plenty of heal spells- I mean money for the trader in case that happens.
Now face the ultimate power!
It's a music box?
And it makes them dance?
And does nothing else.
Fuckers even attacked us.
Lets try this shit again.
Voice ringing out, much better.
Wait, isn't that us? That doesn't sou-
Right....
Ok then.
Definitely standing, not cowering in fear.
Onward! Somewhat hidden loot awaits!
More
of boxes.
That seems like a really inneffective way to hurt a flying water elemental.
Maybe the intent is to make it nauseous?
God I hope the dungeon itself doesn't do this on floor 5.
Thats it? Couldn't eve kill it? Blah.
Music actually stopped here. Kinda weird.
No other effect though, even the sound effects keep going.
Kewl.
This seems safe.
Actually, this is the only effect I remember this thing having.
I probably used it a bunch too. Odd that I didn't remember anything else.
Bye bye suckers!
Much better than Desoul.
I wonder if it'd work on bosses.
Hmmm.
I guess that's not bad.
Oh come on!
Yeah that was rather lame.
Lets try this again. Voice booms yada yada...
Oh sweet.
Like a white version of desoul on all of them.
I'm sure much drama will ensue.
A midget witch at that.
Awesome. You did cast it on us right?
Cool.
Wat.
So apparently SUPER QUICK lowers our attack to fuck all levels.
Time for more exciting box throbbing action!
Argh.
Well that blows.
Does this shit at least cure sleep? Nope. FUCK YOU HERB WATER.
And fuck you witch.
What new artifact awaits us now?
Figures. We already have one. /yawn
Hmm, what could I discard? I suppose we don't need the angel feather since...
Oh right.
We make some more room by selling off the mirror. I doubt we'll find anything nastier to reflect than what we've already faced.
So what does this thing do anyways?
Fucking sweet. Definitely worth having 2 of those around.
More cave action!
That sounds safe.
It's not cursed though.
Hoping to get hit by lightning?
Aw not this shit again...
Hmm, message is a bit different.
Fuck it's hitting us too though.
Oh no! Not furious trollfaced clown legs!
So they're all berserk?
Haha, cool.
Sweet. Kick some troll ass!
Uh huh?
though I suppose we can manage with that.
A berserk defensive stance huh?
Codexian berserk reach around!
Oh?
BAM! Epic suplex action!
Oh wow it actually hurt too.
Pyra goes troll tipping too.
Dear god they're mating! LOOK AWAY!
Berserk everything huh?
It is the only answer.
Swords are for pussies.
Heh, all our stuff is unequipped.
We still have it though.
He're hoping we get to suplex the wall.
What the? Don't you know pointing is rude?
Especially when it's a cursor pointed at us prefaced with the word 'doom!'
OH SHI-
Really? That's it? Thats some weak ass wrath the ancients have there. We should totally kick their asses.
Last case chest!
Oh man what awesome shit awaits us here??!?!?
Friggin' alts.
At least it hasn't shrunk our cocks yet.
Oh wait.
It's healing us.
Cool.
Fuck you ghost.
Hmmm, only one letter left in my naming system. Next update might be a fucking giant one.
Cell key is backwards compatible for augmented awesomeness. Rune Key probably was too but eh whatever.
Fuck you crab! You like that? HUH?
I suppose he did not. Perhaps in the future he shall avoid me whenever he can. which is never, since I know where he lives.
Not for the ultimate test of endurance!
You have no idea how boring it was walking here while everything died instantly or I had to spam PEACE.
A box in a box eh?
But what does the box do?
A THROBBING box huh? And it belongs to Pyra?
Pfft. We have plenty of heal spells- I mean money for the trader in case that happens.
Now face the ultimate power!
It's a music box?
And it makes them dance?
And does nothing else.
Fuckers even attacked us.
Lets try this shit again.
Voice ringing out, much better.
Wait, isn't that us? That doesn't sou-
Right....
Ok then.
Definitely standing, not cowering in fear.
Onward! Somewhat hidden loot awaits!
More
of boxes.
That seems like a really inneffective way to hurt a flying water elemental.
Maybe the intent is to make it nauseous?
God I hope the dungeon itself doesn't do this on floor 5.
Thats it? Couldn't eve kill it? Blah.
Music actually stopped here. Kinda weird.
No other effect though, even the sound effects keep going.
Kewl.
This seems safe.
Actually, this is the only effect I remember this thing having.
I probably used it a bunch too. Odd that I didn't remember anything else.
Bye bye suckers!
Much better than Desoul.
I wonder if it'd work on bosses.
Hmmm.
I guess that's not bad.
Oh come on!
Yeah that was rather lame.
Lets try this again. Voice booms yada yada...
Oh sweet.
Like a white version of desoul on all of them.
I'm sure much drama will ensue.
A midget witch at that.
Awesome. You did cast it on us right?
Cool.
Wat.
So apparently SUPER QUICK lowers our attack to fuck all levels.
Time for more exciting box throbbing action!
Argh.
Well that blows.
Does this shit at least cure sleep? Nope. FUCK YOU HERB WATER.
And fuck you witch.
What new artifact awaits us now?
Figures. We already have one. /yawn
Hmm, what could I discard? I suppose we don't need the angel feather since...
Oh right.
We make some more room by selling off the mirror. I doubt we'll find anything nastier to reflect than what we've already faced.
So what does this thing do anyways?
Fucking sweet. Definitely worth having 2 of those around.
More cave action!
That sounds safe.
It's not cursed though.
Hoping to get hit by lightning?
Aw not this shit again...
Hmm, message is a bit different.
Fuck it's hitting us too though.
Oh no! Not furious trollfaced clown legs!
So they're all berserk?
Haha, cool.
Sweet. Kick some troll ass!
Uh huh?
though I suppose we can manage with that.
A berserk defensive stance huh?
Codexian berserk reach around!
Oh?
BAM! Epic suplex action!
Oh wow it actually hurt too.
Pyra goes troll tipping too.
Dear god they're mating! LOOK AWAY!
Berserk everything huh?
It is the only answer.
Swords are for pussies.
Heh, all our stuff is unequipped.
We still have it though.
He're hoping we get to suplex the wall.
What the? Don't you know pointing is rude?
Especially when it's a cursor pointed at us prefaced with the word 'doom!'
OH SHI-
Really? That's it? Thats some weak ass wrath the ancients have there. We should totally kick their asses.
Last case chest!
Oh man what awesome shit awaits us here??!?!?
Friggin' alts.
At least it hasn't shrunk our cocks yet.
Oh wait.
It's healing us.
Cool.
Fuck you ghost.
Hmmm, only one letter left in my naming system. Next update might be a fucking giant one.
