Let's play: Prisoner of Ice

[Stereotypical Villain]

Previously on According to R-YAN...

And now...

"Hmm... It feels as if I've been standing here for an eternity. I better get moving before the nazis kill my friends!"

"It looks as if it's got some signs of wear."

Even a simpleton like R-YAN could figure this one out.

"One amethyst... and one ruby. Finally! Loot! I knew those nazis had a stash around here somewhere!"

But little did R-YAN know...

... that sheer madness awaited him...

... in the form of a puzzle we've seen before!

Looks like there will be no loot for R-YAN.

"Oh you son of a-"

[recorded applause and laughter]

 

[Cassidy]

Now all left to happen is for Grimoire's release date to be announced.

 

[Jack]

Is this the real life?

 

[Brother None]

The fuck is this...

I don't even remember what this LP was about.

 

[SerratedBiz]

I figure tentacle rape is a-coming any second now.

 

[ironyuri]

I can't see 90% of your images, anyway... so it's like you haven't even updated.

What's wrong SV? Can't even pick a good image host?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Well, alright then. Forget about me giving you my Vanilla Ice-folder, you cheating she-dog.

Good to see you Looney Tunes: back in action, bro.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Pls halp me Codex. I don't remember how to take screenshots in Dosbox, nor do I recall where they end up! I can't print screen + ms pain in cutscenes, and there will be cutscenes up the arse shortly.

 

[Jack]

Pls halp me Codex. I don't remember how to take screenshots in Dosbox, nor do I recall where they end up! I can't print screen + ms pain in cutscenes, and there will be cutscenes up the arse shortly.

Ctrl + F5 to take screenshot, they end up in the capture folder that's either in \AppData\Local\DOSBox\capture\ or in the DosBox installation directory.

 

[Wyrmlord]

How the hell do you not know Ctrl + F5?

I mean, I did my last LP of a DOS game 3 years ago, and I still remember Ctrl + F5.

 

[lightbane]

First, Age of Decadence was released as a demo. Now, even ancient LPs have woken from their slumber... Truly are these coming signs of the end of days...

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

How the hell do you not know Ctrl + F5?

I mean, I did my last LP of a DOS game 3 years ago, and I still remember Ctrl + F5.

Because 90% of this LP was done with print screen + ms paint.

That's the kind of dedication you get from SV.

 

[Wyrmlord]

How the hell do you not know Ctrl + F5?

I mean, I did my last LP of a DOS game 3 years ago, and I still remember Ctrl + F5.

Because 90% of this LP was done with print screen + ms paint.

That's the kind of dedication you get from SV.

No wonder you didn't continue this LP. Gosh, were you insane?

 

[Jack]

How the hell do you not know Ctrl + F5?

I mean, I did my last LP of a DOS game 3 years ago, and I still remember Ctrl + F5.

Because 90% of this LP was done with print screen + ms paint.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

No wonder you didn't continue this LP. Gosh, were you insane?

Always have been. Especially since I plan on continuing this tradition.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Unt now...

Ruby to the left...

Amethyst to the right...

And... something that looks safer than safe can be!

"I can't think of any reason not to enter the mouth of this statue."

And true to his word he is. He steps through the mouth...

... and ends up at the other side of the vast cavern. Note the wall behind him which is filled with frozen Prisoners. One does tend to wonder how lava and ice can be in the same place but... urgh. Nevermind.

"I wonder why they didn't just construct a bridge over this pit of lava..."

Indeed, R-YAN... indeed.

 

[Brother None]

Cool stuff. Will fap. But seriously, a synopsis could be good, since all the old updates are gone.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Synopsis?

Chapter I - R-YAN is on a submarine.

EVERYONE DIES!!!!! (also, monsters).

Chapter II - R-YAN is in a bwitish naval base.

SUBMARINE EXPLODES!!!!!! (cuz of monsters).

Chapter III - R-YAN is in a museum. Meets hawt archeologist.

SUDDENLY NAZIS!!!! (that get disintegrated by R-YAN popping out of nowhere with a plasma gun)

Chapter IV - MORE NAZIS!!!!!!! In a Norwegian ice base, too

R-YAN IS CAPTURED!!!!!! Also, nazis evoke ancient indian shaman that wants to fuck shit up by summoning the great NYARLATHOTEPEK. The same shaman from Shadow of the Comet. Also, R-YAN meets mr Carter Parker, also from Shadow of the Comet.

R-YAN escapes the nazi prison and finds himself in underground lava caves because you can't have a nazi base without those.

 

[Wyrmlord]

Synopsis?

Chapter I - R-YAN is on a submarine.

EVERYONE DIES!!!!! (also, monsters).

Chapter II - R-YAN is in a bwitish naval base.

SUBMARINE EXPLODES!!!!!! (cuz of monsters).

Chapter III - R-YAN is in a museum. Meets hawt archeologist.

SUDDENLY NAZIS!!!! (that get disintegrated by R-YAN popping out of nowhere with a plasma gun)

Chapter IV - MORE NAZIS!!!!!!! In a Norwegian ice base, too

R-YAN IS CAPTURED!!!!!! Also, nazis evoke ancient indian shaman that wants to fuck shit up by summoning the great NYARLATHOTEPEK. The same shaman from Shadow of the Comet. Also, R-YAN meets mr Carter Parker, also from Shadow of the Comet.

R-YAN escapes the nazi prison and finds himself in underground lava caves because you can't have a nazi base without those.

Phew. Now I am no longer lost.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Cool stuff. Will fap. But seriously, a synopsis could be good, since all the old updates are gone.

No they're not! I looked through this entire thread earlier today and the whole thing is readable except for a small number of broken images.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Er. Upon closer inspection it would seem that you are indeed correct. I'm using imgur now a days, so I guess I'll reupload the broken bits before I continue with the LP.

SEE YA IN SIX MONTHS

 

[Wyrmlord]

SEE YA IN SIX MONTHS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[ghostdog]

Stereo Villain you'll always be a prisoner of prisoner of ice...

 

[Wyrmlord]

Er. Upon closer inspection it would seem that you are indeed correct. I'm using imgur now a days, so I guess I'll reupload the broken bits before I continue with the LP.

SEE YA IN SIX MONTHS

Why don't you let us reupload it?

Why don't you work on new LP updates?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Villain, JUST GET THIS SHIT DONE.

Seriously. You can worry about the "WHOLENESS OF YOUR LP MASTERPIECE" when it's done.

edit: yeah, what Wyrmlord wrote. Except I'm not doing any work. Wyrmlord is. Let Wyrmlord do the work.