Let's play: Prisoner of Ice

[Stereotypical Villain]

Oh, don't worry, Wyrmie. I don't plan on waiting six months to get that done. I'll just do a little here and there as I update the LP.

And then? Normality. Oh yes, three to four years of Normality. Itz heavan.

 

[spekkio]

SV is THE Cleve of LPing. DAT regularity.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

And now that I feel like it... let's continue.

What awaits us on the next screen is, quite simply, an old mining cart which R-YAN gives a shove (or he might be trying to take a dump, you decide).

Trapped in ice, just as I am. How ironic. Anyway! I wonder if there might be something inside of the cart, as does R-YAN...

A giant spike. Cool. But how does it help us? Hmm... didn't we see a loose stone earlier? Yes we did.

Now there's a load of lava on the ground. Let's use the pike on it since it's the only item we've got. One might say we've been railroaded into this position... dur hur.

Now here's a funny fact: Wait too long here and the prisoner right next to you will thaw out and tastefully tentacle rape you. This happened while I was faffing around with MS paint.

Anyway! Let's play around with a hot railroad spike later on.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Anyway! Let's play around with a hot railroad spike later on.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

 

[GarfunkeL]

Why do you persist with the frozen frogs, SV?
Why do you hate freedom so much?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

And now that I feel like it... let's continue.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Why do you persist with the frozen frogs, SV?
Why do you hate freedom so much?

It's not my fault that you haven't set your browser to view imageshack images on the Kockdex.

... and since that seems to be a problem, I'll re-upload the bits that are broken later on.

 

[Wyrmlord]

Stereotypical Villain

Why don't you upload your save file on the internet, and let someone else finish this game, starting from where you left off?

 

[Thor Kaufman]

It's the only thing he has left. His substitute for dignity.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Two more large updates and BAM! Game done. I just need to gather up the will to do it, that's all.

And yes, there is a sense of dignity attached to this bloody thing; I want to finish it myself.





... Now since you bastards asked so nicely, I'll see about posting an update tomorrow.

 

[Occasionally Fatal]

I just need to gather up the will to do it, that's all.

I see the task has proved too daunting thus far.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Fine. Fine, fine, fine. Just answer one question first: Why the hell does anybody even care about this? Surely it has nothing to do with the subliminal messages I've spread throughout these forums, so what could it be anyway?

 

[Cassidy]

Fine. Fine, fine, fine. Just answer one question first: Why the hell does anybody even care about this? Surely it has nothing to do with the subliminal messages I've spread throughout these forums, so what could it be anyway?

At this point, finishing your Prisoner of Ice LP is a matter of honors for you, honors because I mean both honors.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

 

[Brother None]

Didn't you promise me you'd finish your Prisoner of Ice LP if I finished my Sanitarium LP?

Sanitarium was finished after half-a-year break. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Perhaps a special title over an NMA could grease the frosted wheels of Ess Vee? Naaaaah, we both know grease can't taw those up.

One more question then: How can I stop dosbox from speeding up the game whenever I press alt? That's kind of the thing that makes taking screens of this thing difficult, leading to me having to play through sections again and again just to get optimal screenshots. Come to think of it... it's a fucking miracle that I made it this far.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Oh, yeah. The next section is going to be full of story animations and crap. It'll be hell to take screenshots off if the alt problem persists.

 

[Thor Kaufman]

not sure but you should be able to change hotkeys in the dosbox.conf

 

[Cassidy]

Every day without an update is an stretch into your dishonor, SV.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

DU found an alternate way of getting rid of me, meaning that Prisoner of Ice has been imprisoned forever.

Your hope now lies with Andyman Omnissiah. Strife_Harris is dead.

:declining:

 

[Cassidy]

Had you focused on the Prisoner of Ice LP instead of bitching in Site Feedback, it wouldn't have happened.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Ah, fuck it.

First, take a rusty metal rod and dip it in lava:

Use the rusty, molten, rod on the frozen cart wheel:

Push the cart and bear witness to the results:

Fortunately this is a multi-purpose iron rod, which we can also use to stop a fan dead in its tracks. No more air conditioning for you, Dietrich.

And the next time? Loads of cutscenes and time travel.

(This part was timed. If the Prisoner next to the cart melts, he'll chase you all over the god damned place. It took me three consecutive runs of this to get all of the screenshots.)

 

[GarfunkeL]

Hooray. What a gigantic update. I'm going to make some breakfast, curl up in the bed and take the whole day enjoying this one.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

One step closer! ONE STEP CLOSER! DU is bound to see the light eventually.