Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Don't fuck with the Goat, man, or the Goat will fuck you.
A survey of Ceylon reveals it to be extraordinarily rich and fertile, particularly in the southern half of the island. Certainly a worthwhile conquest. Ceylon, the Emerald Ejaculate of India, will make a fine addition to the Empire.
Son, I am proud.
Over in the Near East, the old ally of the Andhairavids has resurfaced.
Meanwhile, in Europistan.
So long as a single Lithuanian still dreams of his mother country, the Purple Potato will never die! : x
A Stalinist purge would be of the utmost usefulness at this point. If the quality of my generals recently is any indicator, they've been indulging in their Goat harems a bit too much.
Jews and Bureaucrats are Andhairavid bros.
Is something wrong, Aristocracy?
...!
Thanks, God.
And all is well. things remain peaceful and boring for a short time, as the Shah plans his next move. This relative peace and prosperity helps the integration process along nicely. The provinces of Konkan, Orissa and Nagpur have been finally purged of anti-Andhairavid manboonery.
The Shah falls ill. His grip on power slips slightly during his sickness, allowing some rebel elements to quietly gather their strength.
Meanwhile, over in Britannia. Britain has been at negative stability for several decades now, although they've somehow managed to avoid any major rebellion in their homeland. Presumably things are worse in the colonies, they've even managed to lose Ireland to the Green Menace.
Even with the decline of the Turkish horse-rapists, things are not going well for the Habsburgs.
The relationship with Deva Bengal improves to a more manageable state, casting light on the possibility of a continued vassalage.
Is good.
The Shah's health continues to decline, until eventually his strength fails him entirely. The new Shah, Andhaira XV, is perhaps mediocre, but if his rule is ordained by the Great Goat, then it shall be so. Pro Andhaira!
The Iranian mafia has begun moving into Baluchistan, running an illicit goat-smuggling ring, where innocent young goats are bought and sold back to their home country. Apparently, they have ties to major goat-urine dealers in the Delhi slums and even a goat snuff porn studio in Baghdad. This criminal scum cannot be allowed to act freely! Andharia XV sends his anti-Islamic Raghead-Rapist Squadrons to clamp down on their activity. The Shah, young and naive, declares the Khan of Persia to be responsible for the thousands of innocent goats snatched away from their homes to be whored on the streets, or worse.
Down with this sort of thing.
The Shah begins enacting a vast reform of the Andhairavid military structure. Elements of the Ottoman Janissary system are introduced, using young Hindu and Muslim boys raised as Sikhs. Newer rifles are introduced, along with new lancer tactics and superior formation drilling. These advancements are somewhat dated by European standards, but they make the Andhairavid military one of the most highly developed in all Asia.
And the Shah promptly dies. All hail Andhaira XVI, I guess.
Meanwhile, the Wu have invaded Tibet. The Tibetans have been deprived of their Empire by joint attacks from Wu China and the Uzbek goat-piss sniffers. That removes any threat from the north, until either Transoxiana or Wu China annex Tibet completely.
The Deva Bengalis are now :truebros:
:brofist:
hurr durr how do i into the laws of thermodynamics
(The other options give -1 stability, meaning they would be a significantly greater drain on research anyways, even if Andhairavidia wasn't such an immensely enormous Empire. )
Elsewhere, the Japanese have begun a colonial project in Arabia. The Shah would be delighted to liberate these Arabs for the glory of the Great Goat, if his Admiralty could figure out where Japan actually is already.
Not to be outdone by the Japanese colonial Empire, worlds greatest exporter of sand and camel shit, the Shah orders his Admirals to send an expedition eastwards. The Admiralty obey, by rounding up a few drunken sailors and a suicidal captain, giving them a boat, and sending them off east. With luck, they will return in a few years with stories of wondrous virgin lands, and perhaps even the Manboon tribes that inhabit them.
The Expedition quickly locates a rather juicy looking prize for their Shah, but they continue their Indonesian adventures.
!
What's this? The Iranian Mafia has set up another Goat-ring in the Spice Islands! Their presence is intolerable, they must be scourged from the Archipelago!
Maybe later.
The outer coastline of Brunei is mapped. The Kingdoms (and a dictatorship or two) of Indonesia are fractured and individually weak. Several tempting conquests have been presented to the Shah. Brunei or Malacca would make good springboards for a potential invasion of China, or even Japan.
Back home, the Maldives are looking rather independent. That's hardly a good state to be in now, is it?
But they have friends. If the Shah invades the Maldive Manboons, then he will have to contend with the landlocked tribesmen of Siberia!
Typical natives. M:
Allah ain't so Akbar now is he, you raghead woman-fuckers?
The people of the Maldives have been cured of that most terrible affliction, political independence. Without the guidance of the Shah, they would have soon devolved into true Manboons. Andhaira has rendered a great service upon these people, one they will soon come to realise, when the initial butthurt has faded.
You may also wish to note Portuguese Somalia.