Hellraiser
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INANITY IS NEVER BORING, THE GREAT GOAT RULES ALL. THE SHAHANSHAH IS THE PROPHET OF LOVE THE GOAT-EATERS MUST TREMBLE BEFORE HIM.
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Let's Play Magna Mundi: Pakistan Ascendant
- Thread starter Furious Flaming Faggot
- Start date
kazgar
Arcane
can you colonise Australia?
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Well that's encouraging. Have an update, Codex. I tore it from the gaping, mongoloid maw of an immensely sluggish Photobucket for you.
The Shahanshah is the glorious Guru of the Great Goat, Prophet of the Final ITZ and Destroyer of Manboonery!
The Manboons of Majapahit are put through a rigorous process of Sikh reeducation, starting with a labour program out in the cotton fields. Character building exercises, and all that. The profits from the growing cotton industry in the Majapahit colony go straight to the Shahanshah's treasury, but that is a minor detail.
The Buddhists of Southern Bengal have offered to aid Persian goat-smugglers in exchange for a cut of the illegal proceeds. The Shahanshah hears of this practice. Outraged, he orders his men to acquire a Bengali flag for him. The colours of Bengali will replace the Royal Chamberpot for the next few nights.
Meanwhile, over in the Andyman colonies, the Sikh colonists have managed to ease tensions with local manboon tribes. The manboons are becoming more amiable to Andhairavid settlers. Soon, it may even be possible to peacefully reeducate these savages.
Andhairavid merchants now traverse the world like rotund gods, trampling over the hopes and dreams of the working man with their enormous, plodding forms. The Baluchi goat hide is of greater value than a hundred bolts of fine Chinese silk, and as such the Andhairavid Empire enjoys access to the greatest trading network the world over.
Now if only we could figure out where this fabled land of "Kwanzania" is...
Locuetown continues to grow. Despite successes with the manboon tribes, the islands have yet to yield any particularly valuable natural resources to the Shah.
The Andymanboons are now willing to accept another diplomatic envoy from the Shahnshah's settlers.
An emissary is sent to treat with the local tribes.
It is noted that the Kingdom of Brunei possesses a fleet second only to Andhairavid naval forces. They are a high priority target. When Brunei is suitably humbled and their fleet sunk, then the Shahanshah will have free reign over the rich archipelago.
The Andymanboons wisely accept the Shahanshah's gifts, putting an end to years of tension and almost outright hostility. These manboons are now counted amongst the friends of Sikhism, and may in time make fine Sikhs themselves.
It is decided that the rich and well learned principality of Makassar would make a fine addition to the Shahanshah's growing colonial Empire. Andhairavid colonial forces are moved into position on the outer regions of the island. Sikh troops have a brief run in with some aggressive manboons, but other than that the landing occurs without incident.
War, what is it good for?
The immediate stage of the war goes quite well, to say the least. The King of Brunei orders his fleet out of port alongside some allied ships to protect Makassar. They are intercepted by the Andhairavid fleet, and not a single heathen vessel survives the resulting battle.
Fucking invasion-bait. If you just accepted the overlordship of the Shahanshah, this shit wouldn't keep happening.
The Shahanshah dispatches the Bihari Horde to sweep the Burmese scum aside.
Up north, the Sulu Kingdom (Who the fuck are these people? I don't suppose any of you esteemed gentlemen could enlighten me about all these obscure, arse-backwards island Kingdoms?) are experiencing a small revolution, rendering them unable to protect their Southern holdings.
Even the Buddha would be ashamed. Where is your goddamned cavalry, man?
After the crushing victory at Brahmaputra, the Horde marches South to see the Siamese troops off and secure Assam from any further attacks.
The Shahanshah secures some slight recompense for previous humiliations at the hands of Chinese blockade fleets.
The Siamese are successfully beaten back, despite severe Sikh casualties. That essentially ties the war up, the Burmese are firmly beaten, and their allies are on the back foot. The King of Burma is even now calling for peace.
The brief conflict is resolved, now the Shahanshah can return to monitor the siege of Makassar, which is proceeding with the haste of a crippled she-goat of sixty-seven years.
The Andymans are now a fully self sufficient part of the Empire, providing valuable nutmeg and other spices to Bihar, Gujarat and Goa. The Andymanboon tribes are almost entirely integrated into the colony, and many hundreds have even adopted Sikhism.
But alas, the
in Locuetown is marred by a slight 
across the entire Empire.
Back in Andhairanesia, it would seem the Japanese are intent on expanding their own colonial Empire at the expense of the Persians.
The Telegu peoples of Southern Andhairavidia are finally an integrated cultural group within the Imperial structure of Andhairavidia. This bodes well for the future development of the region.
Andhairavid conservatives have sprung up along the old Baluchi-Pashtun border. They must be brought back into the light with the loving mailed fist of Andhaira.
God doesn't seem to comprehend the point of colonialism, don't you think?
Finally, after an immensely dull, uneventful siege, the Makassar defenders all either starve to death or die from torrents of plague infected goat excrement fired over the walls. Makassar, and its great university, are now royal possessions of the Shahanshah.
The humiliated King of Brunei accepts peace in an instant. Without even a fleet anymore, the islanders of Brunei will be completely unable to contest Andhairavid dominance in the region.
Back home, with the great ITZ fading into distant memory, yet still hot in the minds of some, a cultural revolution is taking place. Radical Anti-Potatoism has taken root amongst the people. Traditional cultural groupings are becoming meaningless. The Shahanshah, great Emperor of Andhairavidia, is regarded not only as a ruler, but as a protector of the nation state, an entity unto itself. Many are now calling for a conquest of Persia, not only because of the appalling illegal goat trade, but because the Shahahnshah hails from a long line of Baluchi rulers, the Baluchis being themselves an Iranian people. Persia is rightfully Andhairavid, and all Iranians therefore belong under the flag of the Shahanshah!
ITZ is cumming to Iran.
The Shahanshah is the glorious Guru of the Great Goat, Prophet of the Final ITZ and Destroyer of Manboonery!
The Manboons of Majapahit are put through a rigorous process of Sikh reeducation, starting with a labour program out in the cotton fields. Character building exercises, and all that. The profits from the growing cotton industry in the Majapahit colony go straight to the Shahanshah's treasury, but that is a minor detail.
The Buddhists of Southern Bengal have offered to aid Persian goat-smugglers in exchange for a cut of the illegal proceeds. The Shahanshah hears of this practice. Outraged, he orders his men to acquire a Bengali flag for him. The colours of Bengali will replace the Royal Chamberpot for the next few nights.
Meanwhile, over in the Andyman colonies, the Sikh colonists have managed to ease tensions with local manboon tribes. The manboons are becoming more amiable to Andhairavid settlers. Soon, it may even be possible to peacefully reeducate these savages.
Andhairavid merchants now traverse the world like rotund gods, trampling over the hopes and dreams of the working man with their enormous, plodding forms. The Baluchi goat hide is of greater value than a hundred bolts of fine Chinese silk, and as such the Andhairavid Empire enjoys access to the greatest trading network the world over.
Now if only we could figure out where this fabled land of "Kwanzania" is...
Locuetown continues to grow. Despite successes with the manboon tribes, the islands have yet to yield any particularly valuable natural resources to the Shah.
The Andymanboons are now willing to accept another diplomatic envoy from the Shahnshah's settlers.
An emissary is sent to treat with the local tribes.
It is noted that the Kingdom of Brunei possesses a fleet second only to Andhairavid naval forces. They are a high priority target. When Brunei is suitably humbled and their fleet sunk, then the Shahanshah will have free reign over the rich archipelago.
The Andymanboons wisely accept the Shahanshah's gifts, putting an end to years of tension and almost outright hostility. These manboons are now counted amongst the friends of Sikhism, and may in time make fine Sikhs themselves.
It is decided that the rich and well learned principality of Makassar would make a fine addition to the Shahanshah's growing colonial Empire. Andhairavid colonial forces are moved into position on the outer regions of the island. Sikh troops have a brief run in with some aggressive manboons, but other than that the landing occurs without incident.
War, what is it good for?
The immediate stage of the war goes quite well, to say the least. The King of Brunei orders his fleet out of port alongside some allied ships to protect Makassar. They are intercepted by the Andhairavid fleet, and not a single heathen vessel survives the resulting battle.
Fucking invasion-bait. If you just accepted the overlordship of the Shahanshah, this shit wouldn't keep happening.
The Shahanshah dispatches the Bihari Horde to sweep the Burmese scum aside.
Up north, the Sulu Kingdom (Who the fuck are these people? I don't suppose any of you esteemed gentlemen could enlighten me about all these obscure, arse-backwards island Kingdoms?) are experiencing a small revolution, rendering them unable to protect their Southern holdings.
Even the Buddha would be ashamed. Where is your goddamned cavalry, man?
After the crushing victory at Brahmaputra, the Horde marches South to see the Siamese troops off and secure Assam from any further attacks.
The Shahanshah secures some slight recompense for previous humiliations at the hands of Chinese blockade fleets.
The Siamese are successfully beaten back, despite severe Sikh casualties. That essentially ties the war up, the Burmese are firmly beaten, and their allies are on the back foot. The King of Burma is even now calling for peace.
The brief conflict is resolved, now the Shahanshah can return to monitor the siege of Makassar, which is proceeding with the haste of a crippled she-goat of sixty-seven years.
The Andymans are now a fully self sufficient part of the Empire, providing valuable nutmeg and other spices to Bihar, Gujarat and Goa. The Andymanboon tribes are almost entirely integrated into the colony, and many hundreds have even adopted Sikhism.
But alas, the
in Locuetown is marred by a slight across the entire Empire.
Back in Andhairanesia, it would seem the Japanese are intent on expanding their own colonial Empire at the expense of the Persians.
The Telegu peoples of Southern Andhairavidia are finally an integrated cultural group within the Imperial structure of Andhairavidia. This bodes well for the future development of the region.
Andhairavid conservatives have sprung up along the old Baluchi-Pashtun border. They must be brought back into the light with the loving mailed fist of Andhaira.
God doesn't seem to comprehend the point of colonialism, don't you think?
Finally, after an immensely dull, uneventful siege, the Makassar defenders all either starve to death or die from torrents of plague infected goat excrement fired over the walls. Makassar, and its great university, are now royal possessions of the Shahanshah.
The humiliated King of Brunei accepts peace in an instant. Without even a fleet anymore, the islanders of Brunei will be completely unable to contest Andhairavid dominance in the region.
Back home, with the great ITZ fading into distant memory, yet still hot in the minds of some, a cultural revolution is taking place. Radical Anti-Potatoism has taken root amongst the people. Traditional cultural groupings are becoming meaningless. The Shahanshah, great Emperor of Andhairavidia, is regarded not only as a ruler, but as a protector of the nation state, an entity unto itself. Many are now calling for a conquest of Persia, not only because of the appalling illegal goat trade, but because the Shahahnshah hails from a long line of Baluchi rulers, the Baluchis being themselves an Iranian people. Persia is rightfully Andhairavid, and all Iranians therefore belong under the flag of the Shahanshah!
ITZ is cumming to Iran.
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
kazgar said:
Not unless either one of the Indonesian colonies cores, or I manage to rush the next idea before 1821 and get naval provisioning. My naval tech is utterly shit so I don't have a very good colonial range, you see.
Kashmir Slippers
Magister
Allow me to enlighten you. They are all goat-eating, Satan worshipping, backwater infidels who yearn for purification by glorious conquest. Don't deny them their wishes.
Drakron
Arcane
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Kashmir Slippers said:
Or you can just use the almighty search engine ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultanate_of_Sulu
Hellraiser
Arcane
Iran? More like the western provinces of the Andhairavid Empire.
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
Finally updated myself of Andhaira's adventures. Onwards to glory and many goat-festivals!
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Here's the new Dev Diary on the Chinese tributary system. I can dig it. Sorry about the lack of updates, I'll do one tomorrow but I've got shit to do today.
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...ary-System&s=223f6947fdf8ee37b1d328d2be0b90ac
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...ary-System&s=223f6947fdf8ee37b1d328d2be0b90ac
MasterSmithFandango
Arcane
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- Messages
- 7,269
MM is sounding amazing. Any news on a release timeframe?
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Ubik said it would be this November, but I think it was recently delayed to early next year.
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Sorry about the hiatus bros. I have now, finally, brought the campaign to a satisfying conclusion. I'll be updating every one-two days now, and I should be able to finish this LP in about a week.
The Shahanshah orders his troops into position. The war will be delayed for several months whilst preparations are made, but when the fighting does come, the Great Goat will strike down the Uzbek with the force of a hundred erect cocks.
A small, untouched island is discovered in the vast expanse of the Indian Ocean. A colonial expedition is organised to this island, if only to prevent other colonial powers from claiming such a potentially vital naval base.
The Andymans now contain a large, loyal population of Baluchi Sikhs, along with relatively decent port infrastructure. This should allow the Shahanshah's colonialists to expand their grip further East, now that there is a safe stopping point in the Bay of Bengal.
Taking immediate advantage of this development, the Shahanshah sends a second colonial expedition to the unclaimed regions of Makassar, to establish a Sikh population on the island.
The first expedition proves a success. The virgin isle of Inania is now free from the grasping hands of Portugal, Britain and Persia. The Djinnville colony will serve as a base of operations for any further naval expeditions through the Indian Ocean.
A small archipelago, free of European influence, has been discovered far off the East coast of Africa. The Shahanshah plans to send a third expedition to these islands when possible, but the slight manboon infestation on the isles may cause trouble.
The policy of settling loyal Baluchi Sikhs is repeated here. The isle is free of any manboon taint, so the colony should grow to self-sufficiency quite quickly.
An expedition is sent, as planned, to the Mahe islands. Without access to these islands, along with Inania, the colonial powers will find it difficult to establish themselves in the East Andies.
The Makassar colony is expanded northwards by intrepid Sikh settlers. The Shahanshah decides to formalise the integration of the island by rechristening it. Manboonia colony will no doubt become an integral part of the greater East Andies Empire in the years to come.
Turning his eyes back to the West, the Shahanshah decides that the time is ripe to crush the Uzbek mongoloids. The Hordes are assembled, strengthened slightly by recent recruitment. The majority of Uzbek forces appear to be concentrated elsewhere, although they could merely be lurking further into the Afghan mountains. When the Uzbek scum are crushed, Persia will follow swiftly. The Shahanshah will bring ITZ to the heathen in a glorious War of Peace!
I can always count on my bros.
Meanwhile, as the war is just starting, a small colony is successfully founded on the Mahe islands. The Transoxianans are a landlocked Empire, but their allies, the Mamelukes, boast a decently powerful fleet. The new island colonies must be protected from the grasping hands of these filthy Arab troglodytes.
The first battle of the war, fought between two small supporting forces, ends in a slight Andhairavid defeat. Although unfortunate, this is of no significance. The Gujarati and Delhi Hordes are marching on what little civilisation there is to be found in the Afghan mountains. First Kabul, then Samarkand. When both cities are subdued, the Uzbeks will have been utterly crushed.
The new Mahe colony is rechristened in honour of Andhaira I's legendary homeland. The Retardolandic manboons must be destroyed or integrated, before this virgin archipelago can be brought into the fold of Sikh civilisation.
Gharchistan, Kabulistan and Kandahar are occupied after a brief skirmish with an Uzbek border army. Already, the Uzbek mongoloid scum have been placed on the back foot. The sudden, relentless onslaught of Andhairavid troops has torn a bloody swathe out of the Southern Transoxianan Empire.
The Mongoloids collide headfirst with the superior, disciplined Andhairavid military at Balkh. Victory, of course, was inevitable, but the sheer scale of the carnage is mind-boggling. In a single battle, 15,000 Uzbeks are killed or taken prisoner, opening the gateway to Samarkand.
Balkh, along with the old seat of the Ghaznavids, are claimed by occupying Sikh troops. The initial momentum of the invasion is beginning to subside, but the Uzbeks have already lost much of their heartland. If the Shahanshah can keep his foe on the back foot, then victory will not be far off.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Kabulistan is the stomach, and Samarkand is the heart. When the Goat has torn its way into the Uzbek's stomach, all that is left is to snap the ribcage and devour the heart. With the occupation of Balkh, the front line is now deep inside Afghanistan. Unless the Uzbeks can pull their forces out of Tibet in time to halt the Andhairavid advance, only a few scattered garrisons will stand between Andhaira and total dominance of the region.
The Shahanshah orders his troops into position. The war will be delayed for several months whilst preparations are made, but when the fighting does come, the Great Goat will strike down the Uzbek with the force of a hundred erect cocks.
A small, untouched island is discovered in the vast expanse of the Indian Ocean. A colonial expedition is organised to this island, if only to prevent other colonial powers from claiming such a potentially vital naval base.
The Andymans now contain a large, loyal population of Baluchi Sikhs, along with relatively decent port infrastructure. This should allow the Shahanshah's colonialists to expand their grip further East, now that there is a safe stopping point in the Bay of Bengal.
Taking immediate advantage of this development, the Shahanshah sends a second colonial expedition to the unclaimed regions of Makassar, to establish a Sikh population on the island.
The first expedition proves a success. The virgin isle of Inania is now free from the grasping hands of Portugal, Britain and Persia. The Djinnville colony will serve as a base of operations for any further naval expeditions through the Indian Ocean.
A small archipelago, free of European influence, has been discovered far off the East coast of Africa. The Shahanshah plans to send a third expedition to these islands when possible, but the slight manboon infestation on the isles may cause trouble.
The policy of settling loyal Baluchi Sikhs is repeated here. The isle is free of any manboon taint, so the colony should grow to self-sufficiency quite quickly.
An expedition is sent, as planned, to the Mahe islands. Without access to these islands, along with Inania, the colonial powers will find it difficult to establish themselves in the East Andies.
The Makassar colony is expanded northwards by intrepid Sikh settlers. The Shahanshah decides to formalise the integration of the island by rechristening it. Manboonia colony will no doubt become an integral part of the greater East Andies Empire in the years to come.
Turning his eyes back to the West, the Shahanshah decides that the time is ripe to crush the Uzbek mongoloids. The Hordes are assembled, strengthened slightly by recent recruitment. The majority of Uzbek forces appear to be concentrated elsewhere, although they could merely be lurking further into the Afghan mountains. When the Uzbek scum are crushed, Persia will follow swiftly. The Shahanshah will bring ITZ to the heathen in a glorious War of Peace!
I can always count on my bros.
Meanwhile, as the war is just starting, a small colony is successfully founded on the Mahe islands. The Transoxianans are a landlocked Empire, but their allies, the Mamelukes, boast a decently powerful fleet. The new island colonies must be protected from the grasping hands of these filthy Arab troglodytes.
The first battle of the war, fought between two small supporting forces, ends in a slight Andhairavid defeat. Although unfortunate, this is of no significance. The Gujarati and Delhi Hordes are marching on what little civilisation there is to be found in the Afghan mountains. First Kabul, then Samarkand. When both cities are subdued, the Uzbeks will have been utterly crushed.
The new Mahe colony is rechristened in honour of Andhaira I's legendary homeland. The Retardolandic manboons must be destroyed or integrated, before this virgin archipelago can be brought into the fold of Sikh civilisation.
Gharchistan, Kabulistan and Kandahar are occupied after a brief skirmish with an Uzbek border army. Already, the Uzbek mongoloid scum have been placed on the back foot. The sudden, relentless onslaught of Andhairavid troops has torn a bloody swathe out of the Southern Transoxianan Empire.
The Mongoloids collide headfirst with the superior, disciplined Andhairavid military at Balkh. Victory, of course, was inevitable, but the sheer scale of the carnage is mind-boggling. In a single battle, 15,000 Uzbeks are killed or taken prisoner, opening the gateway to Samarkand.
Balkh, along with the old seat of the Ghaznavids, are claimed by occupying Sikh troops. The initial momentum of the invasion is beginning to subside, but the Uzbeks have already lost much of their heartland. If the Shahanshah can keep his foe on the back foot, then victory will not be far off.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Kabulistan is the stomach, and Samarkand is the heart. When the Goat has torn its way into the Uzbek's stomach, all that is left is to snap the ribcage and devour the heart. With the occupation of Balkh, the front line is now deep inside Afghanistan. Unless the Uzbeks can pull their forces out of Tibet in time to halt the Andhairavid advance, only a few scattered garrisons will stand between Andhaira and total dominance of the region.
kazgar
Arcane
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shame to see this coming to a end, however the inanity will remembered for eternity.
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shame to see this coming to a end, however the inanity will remembered for eternity.
kazgar
Arcane
does the colonisation not fuck with your administration like a annexation?
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Colonies are just the same as normal provinces I think, but they core quickly and are your culture and religion, so the administrative strain is pretty negligible.
Vaarna_Aarne
Notorious Internet Vandal
Grave of empires? Ha!
Hellraiser
Arcane
Too much shitty purple needs more inane green.
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Andhaira is mighty. Do not cross Andhaira, or he will crush your skull between his thighs.
A look at the cultural map of Afghanistan. As you can probably infer, the orange coloured provinces are Iranian. The Nationalism CB means they only cost 0.4 infamy each, so those are what we're going for.
Meanwhile, in the colonies...
The Uzbeks suffer another beating, but they still have around 20-30,000 men lurking in Tibet and the old Chagatayyid Khanate. The occupation of Balkh has deprived the Transoxianans of their mountain fortresses, but they still have a significant advantage in the form of defensible terrain and attrition.
The Gujarati Horde continues to cut deeper into Uzbek territory. Their Eastern territory is worthless, and attempting a protracted campaign in Tibet would be suicidal. Instead, the Shahanshah plans to lead his forces in a drive on Samarkand. After the great city is occupied, mopping up what remains of the Khan's armies should be trivial.
The threat of Andhaira's love and peace to the old, corrupt Muslim elite is so great that the Kazakhs and the Uzbeks have allied against the Shahanshah! This is a pact made in Hell, but it is sealed in vain. Despite Kazakh reinforcements, the Uzbeks suffer another bloody defeat.
Many more victories are won against the Mongoloid scum, but the hard fighting and attrition is wearing the brave Andhairavid soldiers down. Any more of this, and the Shahanshah will be forced to pull back for reinforcements before he can renew the drive on Samarkand.
These fetishist manboon negroes are not to be trusted!
In response to these treacherous sodomites, a colonial fort is constructed to solidify the Andhairavid hold over Retardo Land.
A quick look at coring progress. The provinces without bars are cored, leaving only Ceylon, South India, and a few colonial provinces left.
The Transoxianan Khan himself marches in from Tibet with an army of 13,000 men of assorted nomadic stock. The new army is beaten back, but not before the Moslems claim many thousands of Andhairavid lives. The siege of Samarkand is proceeding swiftly though, and this hard-won victory may have bought the besiegers enough time to claim the city for their Shahanshah.
After a grueling siege lasting well over a year, Samarkand falls to Andhairavid forces. The Shahanshah is finally ready to make peace, after mopping up what's left of Uzbek resistance.
In a moment of weakness, the Transoxianans manage to snatch victory from the very jaws of the Goat! The besieging force, a detachment from the Delhi Horde, is dealt a stinging blow, whilst a joint Kazakh-Uzbek army manages to reclaim Balkh. This Uzbek offensive must be halted before the war can be considered a triumph.
The horse-fuckers are beaten back...
Balkh is recaptured, and mustering what forces he has left, the Shahanshah even manages to occupy the neighboring province of Karshi.
The Uzbeks are beaten. In but a handful of years, the Shahanshah has torn the heart out of one of the most powerful Asian land Empires, perhaps second only to Andhairavidia itself.
Afghanistan, the Grave of Empires is no more! Although Samarkand still remains in Uzbek hands, they will never recover from this defeat. The province of Andhairistan will now form a stout bulwark against the nomadic barbarians of the North. Pro Andhaira! Onwards to Persia, Azerbaijan and Baghdad! M:
Onwards to Persia! An Andhaira will sit on the throne of the Achaemenids!
Goat mit uns!
Goat mit uns!
Vaarna_Aarne
Notorious Internet Vandal
I wonder if you'll actually get refugees to Retardo Land.
Kashmir Slippers
Magister
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