Part 1: Getting through bullshit intros as quickly as possible
We've already done the first few parts of this game, so I'm going to skip through as much info as possible, given that you all want the porn and wacky engrish.
I'll just begin with our character, this is him and this is all he does:
He sits around silently, or furiously masturbating, can't tell yet.
I have daddy issues.
Daddy is getting remarried. Maybe I'll get a stepsister. Hmm....
These are some bitches to bang. I mean my future stepmom and stepsister. I bet I won't fuck them. No wai.
Japanese women are submissive and that turns on otakus, weeaboos and general Japs.
Choices? Will there be consequences? We may have an RPG right here fellas!
BioWare choice. Zero consequence to me being a hesitant pussy.
Getting closer to my stepsister. HAWT, amirite?
Classy.
Even more classy.
Liar. You like it whore.
Choice
Holy shit a consequence. I'm going to get that pussy. Maybe I'll fuck the mom, daughter, and friend. I am all that is man.
And fuck...
Start your fapgines.
That might be a cause for worry. I wouldn't hit that if I were you.
Perving again.
Delicious panties. Must...not...take...
Yikes. Someone took time out of their day to draw that asshole. Remember that.
Because you're spying you perv.
But is it
soaring?
And I'm whipping it out. What a creep.
And I'm done already. Fag.
Winnie the Pooh is jerkin' it right now.
wat.
Totally caught. Christ.
How about I get
undressed?
Don't play sports, kids.
Obviously the sugar toast. Who the fuck wants a crab sandwich?
Consequence=win.
Consequence=fail.
Ugh.
Then watch it?
Let it be a win this time.
Shit yeah I did.
Nod, motherfucker, nod.
Oh Japan, you are so unsurprising.
When you're right you're right.
Did you not notice the semen sprayed all over your door?
Now she has no vagina.
So you make me spill tea, and you want to wash me to make up for it? Sweet.
She's touching my cawk and all I get is "heh?" That's depressing, stupid fail asian cock.
That's better.
Yes, that's semen, your semen. You are no longer blue-balled because you've now seen a queer asian cum on himself.
Well now that you're here, you can go down. amirite?
Why not take the fucking umbrella? It might rain. No big deal.
This reuse of images is horseshit. Cheap asian bastards.
wat.
Let the fucking start!
Wilder? Not harder or anything normal like that?
Shocking.
As you can see from the picture.
wat.
wat.
Now I''m creating a new child that I will be able to fuck. Yay!
All is well, obv. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
This ends part 1. Part two will be up later. Currently, I'm not fucking the daughter, I apologize, my choices have fucked up things for those who want to see the daughter. If I don't get in the daughter's pussy, maybe I'll do a quick playthrough so you can fap to her tits.