sportforredneck
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With my huge penis.DriacKin said:
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Let's Play Hitomi: My Stepsister (NSFWLF) (Genma's Turn)
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sportforredneck
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sportforredneck
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OH LAWDY I'M A-RESURRECTIN' THIS LP!
Stay tuned for a restart tomorrow, I don't care if you have to see some of the same shit again. It'll be worth it because this time I will finish the LP in good time or will forever be banished from the Codex.
Stay tuned for a restart tomorrow, I don't care if you have to see some of the same shit again. It'll be worth it because this time I will finish the LP in good time or will forever be banished from the Codex.
Awor Szurkrarz
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Fafnir said:root said:
blue balls incoming
TheCowburner
Educated
Kosmonaut said:Awor Szurkrarz said:Fafnir said:root said:
Schattenjäger
Scholar
Someone on the codex should LP rapelay.
sportforredneck
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Part 1: Getting through bullshit intros as quickly as possible
We've already done the first few parts of this game, so I'm going to skip through as much info as possible, given that you all want the porn and wacky engrish.
I'll just begin with our character, this is him and this is all he does:
He sits around silently, or furiously masturbating, can't tell yet.
I have daddy issues.
Daddy is getting remarried. Maybe I'll get a stepsister. Hmm....
These are some bitches to bang. I mean my future stepmom and stepsister. I bet I won't fuck them. No wai.
Japanese women are submissive and that turns on otakus, weeaboos and general Japs.
Choices? Will there be consequences? We may have an RPG right here fellas!
BioWare choice. Zero consequence to me being a hesitant pussy.
Getting closer to my stepsister. HAWT, amirite?
Classy.
Even more classy.
Liar. You like it whore.
Choice
Holy shit a consequence. I'm going to get that pussy. Maybe I'll fuck the mom, daughter, and friend. I am all that is man.
And fuck...
Start your fapgines.
That might be a cause for worry. I wouldn't hit that if I were you.
Perving again.
Delicious panties. Must...not...take...
Yikes. Someone took time out of their day to draw that asshole. Remember that.
Because you're spying you perv.
But is it soaring?
And I'm whipping it out. What a creep.
And I'm done already. Fag.
Winnie the Pooh is jerkin' it right now.
wat.
Totally caught. Christ.
How about I get undressed?
Don't play sports, kids.
Obviously the sugar toast. Who the fuck wants a crab sandwich?
Consequence=win.
Consequence=fail.
Ugh.
Then watch it?
Let it be a win this time.
Shit yeah I did.
Nod, motherfucker, nod.
Oh Japan, you are so unsurprising.
When you're right you're right.
Did you not notice the semen sprayed all over your door?
Now she has no vagina.
So you make me spill tea, and you want to wash me to make up for it? Sweet.
She's touching my cawk and all I get is "heh?" That's depressing, stupid fail asian cock.
That's better.
Yes, that's semen, your semen. You are no longer blue-balled because you've now seen a queer asian cum on himself.
Well now that you're here, you can go down. amirite?
Why not take the fucking umbrella? It might rain. No big deal.
This reuse of images is horseshit. Cheap asian bastards.
wat.
Let the fucking start!
Wilder? Not harder or anything normal like that?
Shocking.
As you can see from the picture.
wat.
wat.
Now I''m creating a new child that I will be able to fuck. Yay!
All is well, obv. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
This ends part 1. Part two will be up later. Currently, I'm not fucking the daughter, I apologize, my choices have fucked up things for those who want to see the daughter. If I don't get in the daughter's pussy, maybe I'll do a quick playthrough so you can fap to her tits.
We've already done the first few parts of this game, so I'm going to skip through as much info as possible, given that you all want the porn and wacky engrish.
I'll just begin with our character, this is him and this is all he does:
He sits around silently, or furiously masturbating, can't tell yet.
I have daddy issues.
Daddy is getting remarried. Maybe I'll get a stepsister. Hmm....
These are some bitches to bang. I mean my future stepmom and stepsister. I bet I won't fuck them. No wai.
Japanese women are submissive and that turns on otakus, weeaboos and general Japs.
Choices? Will there be consequences? We may have an RPG right here fellas!
BioWare choice. Zero consequence to me being a hesitant pussy.
Getting closer to my stepsister. HAWT, amirite?
Classy.
Even more classy.
Liar. You like it whore.
Choice
Holy shit a consequence. I'm going to get that pussy. Maybe I'll fuck the mom, daughter, and friend. I am all that is man.
And fuck...
Start your fapgines.
That might be a cause for worry. I wouldn't hit that if I were you.
Perving again.
Delicious panties. Must...not...take...
Yikes. Someone took time out of their day to draw that asshole. Remember that.
Because you're spying you perv.
But is it soaring?
And I'm whipping it out. What a creep.
And I'm done already. Fag.
Winnie the Pooh is jerkin' it right now.
wat.
Totally caught. Christ.
How about I get undressed?
Don't play sports, kids.
Obviously the sugar toast. Who the fuck wants a crab sandwich?
Consequence=win.
Consequence=fail.
Ugh.
Then watch it?
Let it be a win this time.
Shit yeah I did.
Nod, motherfucker, nod.
Oh Japan, you are so unsurprising.
When you're right you're right.
Did you not notice the semen sprayed all over your door?
Now she has no vagina.
So you make me spill tea, and you want to wash me to make up for it? Sweet.
She's touching my cawk and all I get is "heh?" That's depressing, stupid fail asian cock.
That's better.
Yes, that's semen, your semen. You are no longer blue-balled because you've now seen a queer asian cum on himself.
Well now that you're here, you can go down. amirite?
Why not take the fucking umbrella? It might rain. No big deal.
This reuse of images is horseshit. Cheap asian bastards.
wat.
Let the fucking start!
Wilder? Not harder or anything normal like that?
Shocking.
As you can see from the picture.
wat.
wat.
Now I''m creating a new child that I will be able to fuck. Yay!
All is well, obv. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
This ends part 1. Part two will be up later. Currently, I'm not fucking the daughter, I apologize, my choices have fucked up things for those who want to see the daughter. If I don't get in the daughter's pussy, maybe I'll do a quick playthrough so you can fap to her tits.
Luzur
Good Sir
ZRRR...ZRRRR...SQUELCH! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT!
the hot sound of japanese sex.
the hot sound of japanese sex.
ElectricOtter
Guest
holy shit
longest. blue balls. ever.
also don't just rush through the game dammit
longest. blue balls. ever.
also don't just rush through the game dammit
sportforredneck
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First you complain about blue balls, now you complain about going through the game too fast. I pick out choice moments, most of the story is gobbledygook. The next hentai games that I'll do, I'll be more thorough, but this game's end (at least how I remember it) is fairly uncomfortable, so I'd rather get through it and explore new depths of depravity of the Jap landscape.
Might have to slap a jap after this all is over.
Might have to slap a jap after this all is over.
sportforredneck
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Part 2: Impending Threesome?
Unlike any of you.
Vibrators run out of batteries quick, I suppose.
wat.
You're a virgin, why would she enjoy you as a sex partner, numbnuts?
Virgin AIDS, how depressing. No wonder your birth mother is gone.
Oh, I'll cum that way, all right.
I knew she needed new batteries.
Translation: Not wearing any panties.
Note: People in Japan are never sick, they just have a vibrator in their vag.
And the cawks of the codex have bursted.
But of course! You're only committing infidelity with your step-son! Nothing wrong with that. Where's the Woody Allen seal of approval when you need it?
Sounds of Jap sex.
Winnie the Pooh is going to get some more honey this time too.
Stir you? YEAH! I'll stir the fuck out of you! You're cake batter in a bowl, bitch!
More Jap sex sounds.
Game lies. She is asian, her ass is yellow.
Submissive again.
Ouch!
Spread your desire in me. Such poetry!
And desire was spread.
Herp derp.
Cumming pun #21
Perfect chance to say "must be hard..." can't believe they missed that opportunity. Such a fail. I should write these.
Moar liek release semen, amirite?
:facepalm:
It took like 10 clicks for the picture to change to her sticking it in her mouth. Christ...
Very detailed.
My penis is a Mongol horde!
Mgh indeed.
She might want to caulk that slit.
Obvious choice is obvious.
Shitty writing is shitty.
That's not love making. That's 69ing. Totally different.
They need to really put the sounds out of the parenthesis, it seems like she's saying smack.
Hot, crazy, and wet. Quite the flower.
Extended metaphor.
Uh oh! We better react!
Or not...chap...
OH SHI-
OH SHI- part 2
Oops.
Win.
OH LAWDY!
WHAT?!
Perfect time to end part 2. BLUE BALLS MOTHERFUCKERS.
Unlike any of you.
Vibrators run out of batteries quick, I suppose.
wat.
You're a virgin, why would she enjoy you as a sex partner, numbnuts?
Virgin AIDS, how depressing. No wonder your birth mother is gone.
Oh, I'll cum that way, all right.
I knew she needed new batteries.
Translation: Not wearing any panties.
Note: People in Japan are never sick, they just have a vibrator in their vag.
And the cawks of the codex have bursted.
But of course! You're only committing infidelity with your step-son! Nothing wrong with that. Where's the Woody Allen seal of approval when you need it?
Sounds of Jap sex.
Winnie the Pooh is going to get some more honey this time too.
Stir you? YEAH! I'll stir the fuck out of you! You're cake batter in a bowl, bitch!
More Jap sex sounds.
Game lies. She is asian, her ass is yellow.
Submissive again.
Ouch!
Spread your desire in me. Such poetry!
And desire was spread.
Herp derp.
Cumming pun #21
Perfect chance to say "must be hard..." can't believe they missed that opportunity. Such a fail. I should write these.
Moar liek release semen, amirite?
:facepalm:
It took like 10 clicks for the picture to change to her sticking it in her mouth. Christ...
Very detailed.
My penis is a Mongol horde!
Mgh indeed.
She might want to caulk that slit.
Obvious choice is obvious.
Shitty writing is shitty.
That's not love making. That's 69ing. Totally different.
They need to really put the sounds out of the parenthesis, it seems like she's saying smack.
Hot, crazy, and wet. Quite the flower.
Extended metaphor.
Uh oh! We better react!
Or not...chap...
OH SHI-
OH SHI- part 2
Oops.
Win.
OH LAWDY!
WHAT?!
Perfect time to end part 2. BLUE BALLS MOTHERFUCKERS.
DriacKin
Arbiter
Why you yell NOOO?
ElectricOtter
Guest
you know, you still haven't gotten that custom title yet, something should be done about that
Fat Dragon
Arbiter
Dialogue is fucking hilarious, I can't believe how awful that shit is.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Brother None
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ZRRR...ZRRRR...SQUELCH! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT!
Anyone else notice how mom's nipples change size? Disturbing.
Also how can anyone complain about the writing?
That's friggin' poetry. So many layers of meaning
anyway...worst mother ever?
Anyone else notice how mom's nipples change size? Disturbing.
Also how can anyone complain about the writing?
That's friggin' poetry. So many layers of meaning
anyway...worst mother ever?
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