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Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Seasons 2, 3

Eriador

Arbiter
Joined
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Messages
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I think we need to analyze just what Kalin did wrong to avoid repeating his mistakes:

1. He tried to replace the glorious 5-year-plan of Grimwulf with a scaled down version of the same. Obviously, this was done to cut down on costs and labor time, so that he might use the spare funds and free time on his decadent parties with the soon-to-be-brewed alcohol. He doesn't seem to understand that Grimwulf made this wall so huge in order to provide work and job opportunities for people to keep them happy. For there is no happiness for those idle in both mind and body. Kalin clearly doesn't appreciate his genius, for as the design clearly shows, he already thinks like a true capitalist concerned only with profit. With Kalin as the leader, he would turn the colony into Kalin's Kapitalist Korporashun.

2. He tries to isolate himself from others by trying to build his own house. Not only is this wrong, as the house should belong to the people, lack of any specific housing for the others also hints at the belief that he alone deserves his special house, others don't seem to be worth his consideration, for he is above them. Not even Grimwulf has his own house in that plan, further hinting at the fact that he already seems to consider selling him out to the deers.

3. His plan includes separate areas of housing for colonists of different economic status. Obviously, this is an attempt to create a class system, with Kalin himself standing far above the working class, with his mansion and pinball hall built by those he deems to be beneath him. This is wrong, for in our colony, everyone is equal (even if Grimwulf might be more equal then others).


Therefore, I propose this to help redeem Kalin and set him on the right path once again:

1) He should not receive any bonus of any kind. It was greed that led him down this dark path, as such he needs to go back to his roots and find joy in the simplest of work. He should work not for any material gain, not for himself, but see the work itself, or atleast its benefit for the colony itself as its own reward.

2) Kalin needs to learn to appreciate others and not look down on them or think himself better then the others. As the great man of the north Ned Stark once said, "When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives." Helly wisely suggested that he should spend more time with Bliblablubb and I agree. Move his bed to the crypt, near Bliblablubb's, so that he may feel the closeness of his comrades, both living and the dead. Always there to watch over him.

3) I believe that Kalin needs to understand that every job, no matter how small is equally important and brings glory to the colony. Let him start working on the wall on his own for now, Bliblablubb can handle any of his security duties. Spigot should watch over him when needed, to ensure that he does not attempt to skimp on his work or be tempted to fall back on his old ways. That man almost gave his life and limb for the colony, he can be trusted.


I submit my ideas to be considered by the wise Grimwulf. Only he knows what Kalin truly needs!
 
Unwanted

Kalin

Unwanted
Dumbfuck Zionist Agent
Joined
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Messages
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Location
Al Scandiya
Jeez, you try to help out and this is what you get. Buncha jelly faggets who obviously don't know jack shit about true KKK values.

At least Lagole knows what's up, Grim should listen to that dude.

See, I'm a CITIZEN, not some filthy prole like Ramsey or Spiggy here. I'm a prestige class kolonist. Now I was promised my own quarters and ima fuckin collect!

(Same goes for my bonus btw, how many years has it been now? Fuck!)


Also if some fuckin slimey cunt like THIS:

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...ever steps into kool kolony ima SMASH his UGLY SKULL doubleplusgood.

Face begs a beating like a space gypsy begs for cyber shekels.
 

Grimwulf

Arcane
Patron
Vatnik
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Kodex Kommunistic Kastle

:abyssgazer:

Good thing I am still the Kommissar of this place. See, THAT what might happen if good ol' Grimwulf dies.

Now, Eriador speaks for the working class, gotta pay this man some attention.

As for the accusations,

He doesn't seem to understand that Grimwulf made this wall so huge in order to provide work
Kalin clearly doesn't appreciate his genius

So true.

He tries to isolate himself from others by trying to build his own house.
Not even Grimwulf has his own house

Also true!

His plan includes separate areas of housing for colonists of different economic status.

Yeeaaahhh...

Obviously, this is an attempt to create a class system

About that...

This is wrong, for in our colony, everyone is equal

Can we just drop this topic? :M please

As for teh punishment,

Kalin needs to learn to appreciate others and not look down on them or think himself better then the others.
Let him start working on the wall on his own for now

Godfuckingdammit. *sigh* The thing is,

See, I'm a CITIZEN, not some filthy prole like Ramsey or Spiggy here. I'm a prestige class kolonist. Now I was promised my own quarters and ima fuckin collect!

This is true. :negative:

You probably figured out that I need a certain STIMULATION when I'm doing KKK. During one of the more intensified stimulations I promised Kalin citizenship, private house and some sort of priveleges. Pls don't ask why. I can't remember.

Hell, I completely forgot about this whole deal, too. I literally had to search thru Season 1 thread to remember WTF was Kalin talking about in his previous post :lol:

But there is always that:

He should not receive any bonus of any kind.

(Same goes for my bonus btw, how many years has it been now? Fuck!)

Right after we resurrect Azira. Now go cut me a fukton of stone blocks! :argh:
 

Dayyālu

Arcane
Joined
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Messages
4,489
Location
Shaper Crypt
Meanwhile, In Grimwulf's headspace....


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I am seriously worried about that Kalin dude. Grimwulf should try to keep him in check. Discipline is essential!

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Sadly, he's needed. Our Kolony needs each and every worker to survive.

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Yes, yes. Sure, if this was a Kapitalistic hellhole there would have been solutions to Kalin's disrespect, ways to let him be useful despite his attitude....

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... but Kommunism is an ideology of basic human decency, don't you agree? Plus that Eriador guy on the thread seems to be alright.


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***RANDOM MINDRAPING EMANATIONS***

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I'll never get used to that thing. I'm dead and it still creeps me out.
 

vazha

Arcane
Joined
Aug 24, 2013
Messages
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Kalin's plan wouldn't leave you "huge tracts of land, much more than you'd need" for farming, tho.
 

Andnjord

Arcane
Joined
Aug 22, 2012
Messages
3,099
Location
The Eye of Terror
Kalin's plan does allow for future expansion while securing the present. This Voice In Grimwulf's head thinks the current plan is unfeasible. 'From each according to his ability', and the Kodex Kommunistic Kolony is not capable of such a feat of engineering yet. We would just be vulnerable to enemies for years to come if we only have this amount of manpower.

Of course Kalin should forget about his private house. 'To each according to his needs', and Kalin is probably the healthiest and less needful of the Kolony.
 

Grimwulf

Arcane
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Vatnik
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Messages
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Kodex Kommunistic Kastle
Kalin's plan wouldn't leave you "huge tracts of land, much more than you'd need" for farming, tho.

No farming, the climate over here is way too cold. We need greenhouses and/or hydroponics.

Kodex Kommunistic Kolony is not capable of such a feat of engineering.

We r capable, have some goddamn faith in your Kommissar! Of course it's gonna take time, that's why it's called MEGAPROJECT. We'll start with outer walls and traps to provide sufficient security for the time being.
 

Zdzisiu

Arcane
Joined
Dec 3, 2009
Messages
3,499
Well, you need land for greenhouses too, right?

The bigger is greenhouse, the harder it is to keep it warm and lit. We'll likely build several small-ish ones first.

cannt you grow healroot even in very cold biomes?

Pretty sure you can't. Wild healroots are growing here and there, but farming works differently.
Comrade Lysenko would disagree. Do you question his wisdom?
 

Ippolit

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Messages
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RPG Wokedex Bubbles In Memoria Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
Fucking Lyssenko. Thank god Hans Stubbe refuted his bullshit and made the continued research in genetics in East Germany possible. A true socialist hero. :obviously:

If Agriculture is useless in the beginning without electricity and stuff, i would change my vote to Solar Panels and Brewing.
 

Dayyālu

Arcane
Joined
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Messages
4,489
Location
Shaper Crypt
Fucking Lyssenko. Thank god Hans Stubbe refuted his bullshit and made the continued research in genetics in East Germany possible. A true socialist hero. :obviously:

If Agriculture is useless in the beginning without electricity and stuff, i would change my vote to Solar Panels and Brewing.

I did not even know about Stubbe. From a quick read, he seems like a good man.

See, guys? Grimwulf's LPs are fun and educative!
 

Reinhardt

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Messages
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Helly wisely suggested that he should spend more time with Bliblablubb and I agree. Move his bed to the crypt, near Bliblablubb's, so that he may feel the closeness of his comrades, both living and the dead. Always there to watch over him.
Better move Azira sarcophagus to living quarters. 2 girls 1 cup2birds - 1 stone. Everyone together and happy and one more free room for kolony needs.
 

Grimwulf

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Kodex Kommunistic Kastle
The Hivemind has spoken.

Research: Brewing. After it's done, we'll have to vote again on further research, coz there was no konsensus this time.

Grimwulf's mad skill: Construction.

Kalin's new useless hobby: Crafting.


Megaproject name: Grim Curtain.

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Har har, fuck yes. Dis gonna b gud.

We arr at the bottom

Edit: God fucking dammit!

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I'll fix this, men. Gotta find some strong liquids first.

Yet another edit: awright, nailed it. Had to pwn some minor mods and do some voodoo. The micro-issue was probably related to Prison Labor update.

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And that's how you deal with deer sabotages, folks.

:dealwithit:
 
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Grimwulf

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YYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

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*struggling to stand on his feet* SOMEBODY KILL THE CROSSBOWMAN!

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*hunkering down* DO SOMETHING, AUBERGINE!!

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*crawls forward, while AIMING TEH LAZOR*

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*flaming bolt hits Bliblablubb before she gets a chance to open fire*

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*SHRIEKING IN AGONY*

12 hours earlier

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Can't sleep, eh?

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*weary pop-pop*

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Me too. Old bones are aching. *sigh* Something bad is coming...

DAY 13

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WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!


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*waking up* Wha..? Who? Where--


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It's the Red Party again! They are coming to take back the village!

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Some people never learn.

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They want a full-scale war, Grim. Let them have it, I say!

One hour later.

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Hold your ground, komrades! We'll make it thru.

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It's funny you know I've taken more bullets for KKK than you guize have hairs on your crotches, some of them even came from enemy guns.

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Bullets or crotch hairs?

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Ever seen a gun shooting crotch hairs, Eryfkrad?!

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Such a gun would still beat the shitty crossbows we're armed with.

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ENEMY INCOMING!

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*pulls the trigger* IN YOUR STOMACH, BITCH!

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I'll see how you digest THAT!

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*RAVENOUS GURGLING*

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... Or maybe I won't.

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*SHRIIEEEEEK*

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Seriously, people - can't we just go home and leave the rest to Bliblablubb? I'm hungry.

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Watch out, there is more!

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*fire crossbows like absolute snipers*

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HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!

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I'll get this motherfucker! *charges forward*

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*a flame bolt SUDDENLY pierces ERYFKRAD's leg* What th--

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FFFFFUUUUUUUU

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Hello, I'm Kalin and THIS IS THE PENETRATOR MK. I! *performs a perfect stab*

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*sound resembling an underwater explosion*

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We did it, men. Kommunism prevailed as always.

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HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

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Look at dat pussy screaming!

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Spigot, take care of Eryf--

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GRIMWULF, STOP RIGHT THERE!

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What now?

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It was just a scouting party, Grimwulf! You've seen nothing yet!

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So the main forces are coming?

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Not coming, they are already here!

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You mean, like, a few miles away or..?

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RIGHT HERE, preparing a proper Fuck-Grimwulf-Assault!

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Well, shit. YOU HEARD THE MAN, ERYFKRAD!

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*panting* What man? By the way, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, which was none! MUCH appreciated!

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Komrades! EAT, SHIT, AND RETURN TO YOUR POSITIONS! This isn't over yet!

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My leg is bleeding like that steak you've "roasted" the other day!! I think the artery is fucked! I am in no shape to fight!

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I engaged two giant mechanoid centipedes on the first day I landed this god forsaken planet, Eryfkrad. They shot me with miniguns and fucking napalm rockets. You know what I did right after the fight? A door. I've built a door.

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Grimwulf is weird like that, but at least he doesn't whine.

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True, I don't wine. I do vodka.

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Bunch of fucking crazies, I swear... *goes away*

One hour later.

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That might come in handy. *picks a small crossbow from brigand's corpse*

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Reloading is pain, but...

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I'll make every single bolt count.

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Later that day.


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Hurts. HURTS!!

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I am a capable doctor. One-armed, half-blind, probably insane, but still a real doctor.

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I'D RATHER HAVE AUBERGINE MONSTER TREATING ME!

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Be careful with what you wish for. *accidentally tears off Eryfkrad's skin from a fresh burn*

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JESUS, FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU!!!

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Wasn't my intention, son.

Meanwhile.

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*sigh* Azira, you fucking freeloader.

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... I hope you're pushing anal candles inside Space Satan right now. Otherwise you have no excuse.

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*psshhh* KALIN, you better be working your ass off!!

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*pshh* Wh-- WE'RE GONNA GIT ASSAULTED SOON!

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That's right, soon. Not now.

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Actually... you'd better get to your positions.

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*psshh* ON YOUR POSITIONS, KKK! We have more butts to pwn today!

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Nice crossbow, Spiggy. Just make sure you don't hit me insted of bad guys.

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*eye tingling*

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Spiggy? You alright, old fart?

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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUDERRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Oh, for fucks sake.

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All liberuls must burn. *looks at his crossbow loaded with flaming bolt* READY! AIM!

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FIRE! *pulls the trigger*

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*horrible shriek tearing the sky apart*

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Watch out, they are flanking us!

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Shit, shit! *reloading nervously*

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*protective popping*

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Tanks, Blob! *pulls the trigger*

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THEY ARE CLOSING IN!!

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Good thing you got me. *grabs his halberd and pushes forward*

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Show me what you got, pussy! I DARE YOU!

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*young girl's voice* YOU WILL PAY FOR MURDERING OUR PEOPLE!

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PAY?! Bitch, I'm NEVER gettin' paid! *thrusts right into girl's sallet*

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*gasps* HELP!

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*GURGLE*

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HEY, WATCH IT!! *swings, thrusts*

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AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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*falls on her knees* MERCY!

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Not on the menu. *pierces the girl's chest*

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ATTACK THEIR LEADER!!!

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Little help there, Blobby!! *throws away crossbow, takes the wrench*

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*shrieks*

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FEEL THE POWER OF KKKOMM--

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*parries Grimwulf's swing* I came here for your head, Grimwulf! *lunges*

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*piposte* Know my name? Want my head? GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THAT! *another powerful swing*

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*ducks nimbly, plunges a sword in Grimwulf's foot*

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ARGH!

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THAT'S NOT MY HEAD!

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*worried gurgling*

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STAY AWAY, BLOB! Dis is personal now.

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*GURGLE*

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*barely avoids laser beam* Fuck, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!! Fuck!

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Grimwulf is in trouble!

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TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROUBLE!!!

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Come on, Spigot! *rushes towards Grimwulf and the Red Party leader*

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You've killed my men and took over my brewing business! *attacks Grimwulf*

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*dodges* You've ambushed MY MEN and destroyed MY COLONY! *counter-attacks*

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Wh-- *parries the swing at the last moment* LIAR!!! *lightning-fast swing at Grimwulf's leg*

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*fountain of blood bursts through the wound* ARGH, SHIT! *limping back*

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WE NEVER DESTROY ANYTHING! We collect tributes for protection!

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WHITE WHALE! HOLY GRRRRRRRRRRRAIL!!!

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Shoot this madman!!

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*a flaming bolt out of nowhere hits Spigot's back*

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YYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

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*struggling to stand on his feet* SOMEBODY KILL THE CROSSBOWMAN!

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*hunkering down* DO SOMETHING, AUBERGINE!!

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*crawls forward, while AIMING TEH LAZOR*

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*flaming bolt hits Bliblablubb before she gets a chance to open fire*

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*SHRIEKING IN AGONY*

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The Red Party does not forget! WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE!! *swings with all her strength*

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*tries to block, but the swing is too powerful - both the wrench and Grimwulf's thumb are sliced clean off*

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It's over, Grimwulf. You're done.

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Fuck... You... *spits blood at Zeppy's face*

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*smirks* Figures. *kicks Grimwulf*

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*falls to the ground*

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAVENCRY!!!

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Finish them off.

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No. No, no, no, NO! I'M A GOOD COOK!!

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AAAAAAAAAGH!!

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Shut up, manlet worm. Linn! shoot the last one!

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*shoots at Kalin*

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*runs towards the woman with crossbow, dodging flaming bolts like total Kalin*

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... Damn you, Linn.

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RRRRRRRRRRAGH!! *stabs Linn's hand, beating crossbow off to the ground*

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BACK OFF!! *pulls a small hammer and tries to smash Kalin*

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*performs a masterful riposte, hitting Linn's chest with a blunt edge*

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S-surender at once! Your people are dead - you are the only one left!

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THANK FUCKING GODS!!! *strikes Linn's head with superhuman strength - her headgear is nearly destroyed by the hit*

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AGH! ZEPPY, HELP!!!

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Yes, Zeppy. COME OVER HERE AND HELP HER, I DARE YOU!!

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... My... They do have a tough one amongst them, after all. RED PARTY! RETREAT!!

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Zeppy! ZEPPY!!!

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Shut up. *kicks Linn in the stomach*

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Hhhnnnnggg..!

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THE PAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!

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*turns around one last time before leaving the area* I'll remember you... Kalin.

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*spits on the ground*

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AAAAAAAAARRGH!!

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Hrngh. Stop screamin', you faggot. We're all in pain here. SPIGOT! ARE YOU BACK TO YOUR NORMAL SELF YET?!

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*coughs* What a ride.

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Need a doctor's hand here!

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HEY, HEY!! WHAT ABOUT ME?! I'M DYING, YOU PRICKS!

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Mayhaps Bliblablubb will help you. Since you've been so nice to her an' all.

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Wait, what?! No. Oh, no, no... What IS this?!

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*Biblablubb, still black from recent fire, is missing one head tentacle. Green blood is oozing from fresh wounds*

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Oh, God! LET GO OF ME! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HUMAN ANATOMY?!

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*uncertain pop-pop*

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NOOOOOO!!! THAT OOZE IS POURING DOWN MY WOUNDS!

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You're making it WORSE! I'm going to get infected! FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUUCK! I CAN FEEL IT IN MY LEG!!

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IN BOTH LEGS!!!

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*bitchslaps ERYFKRAD with her heavily burned wing*

Meanwhile

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Heh, cracked your jaw pretty good. They don't call me The Jawbreaker just for the size of my dick.

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*moans*

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Love it when they try to talk back. Stay right here while uncle Kalin is looking for more slaves.

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*walking over dead bodies* You? Never expected to see you alive.

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Ghhnngg

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What a lovely day!

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You're pretty trashed, Kommissar.

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Hrmpf. Just a fleshwound. Been worse. You should do something about your own burns.

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Who will tend to Eryfkrad then? You don't really expect Bliblablubb to make him better?

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He can die for all I care. That woman Zeppy makes me wonder, though. She said that the Red Party didn't attack my colony. How is that possible?

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Who knows? Maybe somebody has been playing you all along.

We've seen a lot of blood and glory this day. It will take time for KKK to recover.

The wounds are griveous. I doubt many of us will survive.

But we're gonna do our best.

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Later that night.


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*listens to the screams and swears of komrades* This kolony is so fucked...

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Grimwulf

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2 consecutive raids thrown at KKK on 2nd of Summer. Raul Bison sure lives up to his reputation.

Looking at Spigot, he's gonna end with no arms, isn't he?

Maybe it's for the best. At least he won't cut his wrists.

It's because kolony grow weak. Dependance on bliblablub lazzor made you lazy and fat.

Hey! Dat Zeppy woman was p.gud in melee combat! I bet even Kalin couldn't take her on mano-a-mano.

Speaking of Kalin, he's still sharp. Lazy - yes, but definetely not fat or weak.

2 small bunkers right away instead one big ass wall (which can be breached fairly easily) could helped a lot...
Build a proper defence spot with walls and sandbags, not a megaproject. Grimwulfgard will be our DOOM!

KKK is not about effectiveness, you goddamn random voices, it's about MUH VISUN! :argh:

We're gonna build Grim Curtain even if it takes kommie lives to do so!
 
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Heheh, this guy KNOWS! Grimwulf loses to a frickin womin and every other schmuck is busy bleeding out. Who you gonna call? Da Space Cop, thas muthafuggin who!

Oh yeah, and 18 yo disgraced knight-girl (lol) smacked down in battle and hauled back as prisoner. Rimworld? More like Ranceworld amirite.
 

Grimwulf

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My neck feels funny.

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That's what Azira said the day before he died.

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Exactly.

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Wait. Oh, shi--

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Meanwhile.


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Look at me bandagin' a fuggin vegetable. Space cop career my ass!

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*popping in agony*

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That wing doesn't look yummy.

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Infection. AGAIN. It's like Black Plague all over KKK!

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Later that night.

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I'm so tired and hungry...

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*mumbles to himself while munching jerkies* My final hour draws near. The least I can do is look dignified.

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KKK is ridden with filth and glory in equal measure. It was an honor.

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DAY 14

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Rise and shine, Grimwulf. You are fully recovered.

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*yawns* Still can't believe I was beaten by a woman. A WOMAN!

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She has shown quite remarkable skills.

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That's no excuse, Azira. First my failures at building shit, and now this?!

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Homm, you are getting old, Kommissar Grim Wolf.

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I am gettin' rusty. Need more practice.

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I suggest you burn dead bodies first. This place is ridden with disease, no need to make things even worse.

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If that what it takes to keep you silent...

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Call Kalin. He's going to sleep through the entire day otherwise.

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*psshh* Kalin. Kalin! KAAAAAAAAAALIN!!

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*psh psh* You gotta be fucking me - I JUST GOT TO BED, GRIMWULF!

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How's Spigot?

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... Not great? HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW - I AM NO FUCKING DOCTOR!!!

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The infection is spreading through his hand and neck.

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SO?!

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Sooo...

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I believe if you amputate his hand, the spreading will be slowed down a little bit.

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Chop his hand, Kalin. And make it PROFESSIONAL this time - we're talking about Spigot, for Kommunism's sake! Use our last medicine!

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What about Eryfkrad?

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Fuck Eryfkrad. He cooked enough.

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H-he... HEY! I am st... still...

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Shut it, cook boy. And you, Spiggy - WAKEY WAKEY!

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Hmmff? Kalin?

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Like you said earlier, third time a charm!

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No. STOP!

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HOLD THAT HAND STILL! *adjusts his halberd*

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*sighs* Just make sure you don't cut too much. Please. Cut the wrist.

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Relax. I'm a natural. *drops his halbert just below Spigot's left shoulder* Fuck.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRH!!!

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Heh heh, missed a little. Maybe next time?

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I! HATE! YOUUUUUUUU!!!

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What are you goin' to do, strangle me?

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H-help... me--

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Sorry, boy - we're all out of medicine. Although...

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There you go, have one last smoke.

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I could use one too, actually. You dying people are gettin' on my nerves.

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*ligths a cigarette* Aaahhh. Much bett-- WHO'S THERE?! *looking at the Grimoire* I swear I could hear whispers...

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Must be my imagination. That's what you get when you don't SLEEP AT ALL, Kalin. Ffs. *drops on his bed*

One hour later.

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*KICKS OPEN THE DOOR* Yer Kommissar's here!

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:x

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I brought meds for Spigot.

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Appreciate the gesture, Kommissar.

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What happened to your arm?

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Kalin happened.

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AGAIN?!

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I was making sure the infection doesn't spread!!

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Doesn't matter now. My neck is killing me.

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Do something, Kalin, you worthless loiterer!

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Screw you. Both of you!

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Hrrrrhhh

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What's up with him?

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Eryfkrad is on you, Grimwulf!

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Awright. I'll deal with chef.

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T-- hhhhank

Later that day.

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Guess what, Grim?

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Mm?

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We have received new kolony members. Four of them, no less! Two boys and two girls.

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What are you talkin' about, Azira?

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Doges. I'm talking about doges.

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*smacks lips* Should we give them names before eating?

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Sure. Now how should I name annoying little freeloaders..?

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*sigh* I know where this is going...

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Hue hue

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Not funny.

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At least you didn't name any of them after me. Retrievers won't last long, not in this climate.

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Kommissar Grim Wolf, you promised to take care of ERYFKRAD.

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What do you think I'm doing right now, Greenballs?

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That's-- umm, hommm...

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DONE AND DONE!

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Kalin. Make me happy.

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Want me to dress like Stalin and dance Kazachok for you?

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No-- why, yes! And also tell me how's Spigot.

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Dead in about 12 hours from now.

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Let's grab something to eat.

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Sure.

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We have new kolonists, by the way. Four doggies named Azira, Sparkles, lac... *both are walking away*

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Fff... fuck... er--

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One hour later.

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Hrmpf. What's a corpse doing in my washroom?

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*hauling ERYFKRAD's body to the grave*

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Grimwulf? Words?

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He cooked a lot. He ate a lot. *drops the body into the grave*

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A true kommunist. :salute:

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KKK won't need to bother about food for a long, long time. We owe ERYFKRAD this much.

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One day I'll name a hog in his honor.

Meanwhile.

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*rubs Bliblablubb's wing*

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*aroused pop-pop*

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Looking pretty swell.

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I am no doctor, but I estimate your chances 50/50. This is my offisul diagnosis.

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*grateful gurgling*

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What's this STENCH?! Oh, FUCK NO!

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MEGAPROJECT MY ASS!! *psshhhhh* GRIMWULF!!! All those deer corpses are starting to rot!

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*psshhh* Feed them to the dogs or something. Over.

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Awww, look at these rascals! They might be the only creatures capable of loving KKK!

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Their coming made this day at least somewhat tolerable.

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What do you mean? This day is great! I'm recovered. ERYFKRAD is dead. Aren't you entertained, Azira?

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Are you talking to me or the dog?

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Do I look like a man who talks to the dogs?! TELL HIM, HELLO FRIEND!

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Hoommmm, Kommissar Grim Wolf doesn't talk to the dogs. He is not crazy. He only talks to the ghosts and voices in his head.

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DAT'S RIGHT! High five, doggie! *sniffs* Something's smellin' outside...

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We must prepare for more attacks, Grimwulf. The war is raging on.

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The Red Party won't bother us for a few days at least.

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Then the Grimdeer will.

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Later that evening.

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I wonder how are my sex slaves doing?

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I should probably check on them... In a few hours or so. *stretches on his bed*

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*GLOOORIOUSLY enters the washroom* EVENING, KOMRADES!

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*weak voice* Evening, Kommissar.

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So what's your plan for today, Spigot? To simply DIE on me?!

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Kheh kheh, yup. That's the plan.

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What a damn shame.

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... Yeah.

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Get a room, you two.

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I'm going to be stuck here with Kalin and Blobra. DAMMIT, SPIGOT - you might be the first komrade EVER whom I almost appreciate!

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That means a lot coming from you.

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Unless you'll keep stalking me after death, of course. In which case - fuck you beforehand! I have enough ghosts buggerin' me as it is!

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*coughs, smiles faintly* No promises.

A bit later.

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Huh? WHO GOES THERE?!

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KAAAAAAAAAALIN!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP! ENEMY AT THE DOOR!!!

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*jumps on his bed* Fuck my life. Fuck it. Fuck it hard. *opens the door*

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... what

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KILL IT, KALIN! KILL IT!!

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*lazy thrust*

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Deer spy lurking around, gathering intel. Good job, Kalin.

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*tries to control his anger*

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What are you standing there for? Back to work!

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*turns around slowly, trying hard not to attack Grimwulf* Huh. Will you look at that.

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What?

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Ryan is fucking lacgirl.

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Later that night.

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How are ya faring, ladies?

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Y-you..!

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Is the teenage one dead already? What a waste.

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I need a doctor...

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... FUCK NO! I'M DONE! DONE!!!

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*stares at burning corpses, reflecting on his dark thoughts*

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