Monte Carlo
Liturgist
From the walkthrough for this epic adventure!
http://nwn.bioware.com/shadows/hilltop.html
I'll label this as a spoiler in the unlikely event that anybody here goes and plays this.
Does this sound familiar? Yes. It's the exact same beginning as the OC! I'm glad they didn't try to bamboozle anyone with...originality.
Same again. I'd be utterly fucking confused by now if this XP's prelude didn't exactly follow the same format as the OC. Of course, I doubt that Master Drogan has beautifully animated bouncing boobies, but you have to change things a little bit don't you?
Ooooo!!! A Hand of Mystra. Is that like, er, a Portal Stone? Of course, 1st level D&D characters usually get issued artifact-level divine teleportation devices. Besides, what's wrong with stairs?
No! UNFAIR! I wan't unlimited teleportation to the cleric and Magic-Items-R-Us mall!!! This game sucks ass. And it was beginning to look so much like the OC, too.
Oh, that's OK then. I like it when game developers put pointless micromanagement into a game to satisfy their guilty consiences.
OK. Let's kill stuff! w00t!
Me kill Faerie Dragon. Me get XP.
Wow. This walthrough guy is silly. I don't need to speak with Master Drogan to know what happened, as I already know what's gonna happen as I played the OC, remember? Me kill Master Drogan. Me get XP.
No shit! Can I kill her for XP? I can play an evil character right? Or does doing this break the plot and force me down a goody-goody, linear route? Does Arib....sorry Ayala have beautifully animated bouncing boobies (IN WHICH CASE I MAY SPARE HER)?
Phew. For a moment there we were deviating too far from the OC and I was worried. Now I'm far more comfortable. OK, I may not be slaying monsters and retreiving four different body parts, but I can sort of make the transition to four arbitrary artifacts. Nice one, Bio!
GREAT! An illness! Now I feel sooooo comfortable. Why don't I just boot up the OC and save my money??? But then I couldn't play the BLACKGUARD!!!
I could continue. But what's the point? This sounds so derivative, you couldn't make it up. What a fucking piss-take. Goodbye Bioware, taking liberties like this after NWN is just too goddamn awful. I'd already decided not to buy the XP, nor the one after and reading this vindicated the decision and then some.
Cheers
MC
http://nwn.bioware.com/shadows/hilltop.html
I'll label this as a spoiler in the unlikely event that anybody here goes and plays this.
You begin in your tiny residence where you stayed during your training. Grab your stuff from the chest in your room. Be sure to read your journal for a good overview of your situation and an introduction to your fellow students who wait outside.
Does this sound familiar? Yes. It's the exact same beginning as the OC! I'm glad they didn't try to bamboozle anyone with...originality.
After a great deal of bantering between them, sounds of battle can be heard from downstairs -- Master Drogan is under attack!
Same again. I'd be utterly fucking confused by now if this XP's prelude didn't exactly follow the same format as the OC. Of course, I doubt that Master Drogan has beautifully animated bouncing boobies, but you have to change things a little bit don't you?
Use your Hand of Mystra to be teleported downstairs to investigate.
Ooooo!!! A Hand of Mystra. Is that like, er, a Portal Stone? Of course, 1st level D&D characters usually get issued artifact-level divine teleportation devices. Besides, what's wrong with stairs?
Keep in mind that every time you use the Hand of Mystra you will use one of the crystals that powers it.
No! UNFAIR! I wan't unlimited teleportation to the cleric and Magic-Items-R-Us mall!!! This game sucks ass. And it was beginning to look so much like the OC, too.
You can create more crystals in Drogan’s personal quarters.
Oh, that's OK then. I like it when game developers put pointless micromanagement into a game to satisfy their guilty consiences.
OK. Let's kill stuff! w00t!
The key to Drogan’s personal quarters is located in the downstairs laboratory in the basement of the school. You can get there after you have dealt with the kobold attack and spoken to Ayala. However, you will be prevented from entering the lab by some sort of protection spell. Drogan’s strange little friend Rilsi the Faerie Dragon will question you about why you are here.
Me kill Faerie Dragon. Me get XP.
Teleporting (or walking) downstairs you see that a huge battle has taken place with a band of kobolds. Finish off the remaining kobolds and then see the injured Master Drogan about what happened.
Wow. This walthrough guy is silly. I don't need to speak with Master Drogan to know what happened, as I already know what's gonna happen as I played the OC, remember? Me kill Master Drogan. Me get XP.
A stranger named Ayala has appeared suspiciously in the nick of time and she wishes to help Master Drogan. Talking with her reveals that she is a member of the Harper organization.
No shit! Can I kill her for XP? I can play an evil character right? Or does doing this break the plot and force me down a goody-goody, linear route? Does Arib....sorry Ayala have beautifully animated bouncing boobies (IN WHICH CASE I MAY SPARE HER)?
She and Master Drogan explain that four artifacts in Master Drogan’s care have been taken; this is the start of one of the major quests in Shadows called Missing Artifacts. The items missing are the Dragon Tooth, the Tower Statue, the Mask and the Mummified Hand.
Phew. For a moment there we were deviating too far from the OC and I was worried. Now I'm far more comfortable. OK, I may not be slaying monsters and retreiving four different body parts, but I can sort of make the transition to four arbitrary artifacts. Nice one, Bio!
Ayala also mentions that she needs some special ingredients to affect a cure (A Cure for Drogan) for the poison in Master Drogan’s system which resists her magic.
GREAT! An illness! Now I feel sooooo comfortable. Why don't I just boot up the OC and save my money??? But then I couldn't play the BLACKGUARD!!!
I could continue. But what's the point? This sounds so derivative, you couldn't make it up. What a fucking piss-take. Goodbye Bioware, taking liberties like this after NWN is just too goddamn awful. I'd already decided not to buy the XP, nor the one after and reading this vindicated the decision and then some.
Cheers
MC