Games you shouldn't enjoy - but do

[deuxhero]

I like the pokemons. Haters gonna hate, at least it's bullshit-free and doesn't rely on lolmature content. Here are some monsters, go ruin some fag's shit.

I need a goddamn DS. If only they stopped releasing new, better models every week so I could decide.

Again, nothing wrong with them.

Anyway, just grab a Lite. The Lite was the standard Nintendo "hee hee, here's a model of this handheld that you can actually see the screen on" edition, everything since has just been bullshit.

Or wait till next year and grab a backwards compatible 3DS.

 

[DefJam101]

What turok? Sorry, awesome Unreal soundtrack was drowning you out.

Hey Turok 2's soundtrack was pretty awesome. Just because Unreal's was awesome too doesn't change that. All in all I'd say Unreal did almost everything a little better than Turok, but Turok had the open-endedness going for it.

Unreal with Turok's weapon design would be sweet.

 

[markec]

I actually like Samurai Warrior series than DYnasty warriors. The Jap elements are somehow more interesting than Chinese.

A month ago I bought PS2 and got myself Samurai Warriors 2 Empire, it has Empire mod where you create your leader and lieutenants and try to conquer Japan in series of scenarios. Basically its a strategic game in style of Risk where you conquer provinces, research upgrades, develop provinces and fight battles in standard way. Its quite fun if you like the series.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Or wait till next year and grab a backwards compatible 3DS.

By then, they'll probably have announced a even more awesome future model that uses sunlight to recharge its battery or something like that.

 

[Cassidy]

Online Poker

 

[Black Cat]

So tell me of your guilty pleasures.

BlazBlue, both Calamity Trigger and Continuum Shift. I can't believe i love that shit, but, man, love it i do. It's wacky, it's cool, it's beautiful, it's awesome, and it's really wapanese. Catgirls fighting Vampire Lolis fighting guys made of insects fighting ridiculously GAR ninjas fighting steampunk shota guys with marionettes fighting emo bishies with swords. It's bad and the coolest thing ever at the same time.

JEWTube trailer for the two of you who don't know of it.

 

[laclongquan]

Hey kitty! Thought you were retired?

 

[treave]

So tell me of your guilty pleasures.

BlazBlue, both Calamity Trigger and Continuum Shift. I can't believe i love that shit, but, man, love it i do. It's wacky, it's cool, it's beautiful, it's awesome, and it's really wapanese. Catgirls fighting Vampire Lolis fighting guys made of insects fighting ridiculously GAR ninjas fighting steampunk shota guys with marionettes fighting emo bishies with swords. It's bad and the coolest thing ever at the same time.

JEWTube trailer for the two of you who don't know of it.

Considering the other stuff you've gotten into, Blazblue really shouldn't be the guiltiest of your pleasures.

 

[Black Cat]

Hey kitty! Thought you were retired?

I just had a temporary breakdown and had to take a vacation from internet, school, and most of both real and virtual life. I'm still kind of retired since i don't have too much time for internet and gaming right now, but i miss Codexia every now and then and decided to drop by to see what bad obsidian games you were all fawning over now, and because someone has to carry the flag of wapanese faggotry, saccarine cuteness, and Yaoi pornography until a promising successor appears.

Considering the other stuff you've gotten into, Blazblue really shouldn't be the guiltiest of your pleasures.

You are just trying to make me drop more perverse Yaoi game names so you can download them secretly, don't try to fool me.

 

[oldmanpaco]

Hearts on Window 7. Apparently I have played this almost 500 times. I have no idea why.

 

[DraQ]

What turok? Sorry, awesome Unreal soundtrack was drowning you out.

Hey Turok 2's soundtrack was pretty awesome. Just because Unreal's was awesome too doesn't change that. All in all I'd say Unreal did almost everything a little better than Turok, but Turok had the open-endedness going for it.

Unreal with Turok's weapon design would be sweet.

The only thing I didn't like about Unreal weapons is lack of oomph. And post-patch sounds.

Pre-patch flakcannon was the sweetest thing ever.

 

[Tycn]

I enjoyed CoD4 and Bad Company 2. I also enjoyed Mass Effect. Even the vehicle sections... especially the vehicle sections. I did realise that it objectively isn't very good after attempting a second playthrough, however. I still maintain that it's superior to the distilled epic mature cinematicness of the sequel especially due to lack of soylent fucking terminator bullshit.

 

[Ermm]

Final Fantasy VII.

Yes I said that. Despite of what it is, I liked soundtrack (some tracks are superb) and there is some kind of hook to FFVII, even if it is universally lambasted. I kind of liked it's silliness.

 

[Ulminati]

The command and conquer series.

All of it

I'm a sucker for the hilariously bad acting. And Kane. A shame his badassery topped in C&C1, when he blew his assistants brains out with a desert eagle in a breifing video.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun. I hate the mechanics but I enjoyed playing it for cutscenes, graphics, music and atmosphere in general.

 

[BLOBERT]

BROS ANYONE WHO HAS TO JUSTIFY MORROWIND HAS BOUGHT INTO THE FAGGAGE OF THEIS FORUM WAY TO MUCH THE GAMEDID LOTS WRONG BUT IT MADE THE BEST WORLD THIS SIDE OF ULTIMA7 WITH STIFF COMPETITION FROM GOTHIC2 AND DIVINE DIVINITY

BROS MY GUILTY PLAEASURE IS TRON DEADLY DISCS BRO SO TOTALLY CONSOLETARD I SHOULD HAVE GONE INTO THJE FUTURE AND PLAYED FALLOUT BUT I WAS A RETARD

 

[oscar]

Morrowind brings tears to my eyes. And Arcanum will always hold a place in my heart as my first rpg. I like to think it had a positive effect on my manners and speech as a boy of ten. Running around in KotoR swinging my lightsaber about was pretty enjoyable too.

 

[Felix]

Hey kitty! Thought you were retired?

I just had a temporary breakdown and had to take a vacation from internet, school, and most of both real and virtual life. I'm still kind of retired since i don't have too much time for internet and gaming right now, but i miss Codexia every now and then and decided to drop by to see what bad obsidian games you were all fawning over now, and because someone has to carry the flag of wapanese faggotry, saccarine cuteness, and Yaoi pornography until a promising successor appears.

Considering the other stuff you've gotten into, Blazblue really shouldn't be the guiltiest of your pleasures.

You are just trying to make me drop more perverse Yaoi game names so you can download them secretly, don't try to fool me.

I thought disappeared because you're married.

Blazblue gameplay is good but everything else about it is gay as fuck.

 

[Destroid]

The crew that make Blazblue are not very creative with their character design. Watching that video I could have been watching a reel of Guilty Gear characters.

 

[Dire Roach]

Ragnarok Online. The game is a horrible grindfest nightmare, yet I found myself soothed by the simple, monotonous process of playing a defensive warrior-type where all I had to do was move around and press the autoattack key to watch things slowly die.

 

[laclongquan]

Hearts on Window 7. Apparently I have played this almost 500 times. I have no idea why.

Because you are lonely, what else?