Annie Mitsoda
Digimancy Entertainment
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- Aug 27, 2008
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Characters I hate... lesseeeeee....
Myron from Fallout 2. I loved to hate him. I always had him in my party, though, because fucker would make me super stimpaks. For someone so supposedly smart, he was easy as hell to manipulate. MUAHAHAHAHAH.
Also find me someone who didn't love to hate SHODAN and they are clinically retarded or DEAD. Which is to say I loved hating her.
Also Fu-Lou (I think that's what his name was?) from Breath of Fire IV. End guy, but you played him throughout. He's a bastard to fight, but you understand and sympathize with the man. OK nevermind I think I like him instead of like to hate him.
OK NOW I ACTUALLY DID NOT LIKE THESE CHARACTERS:
Ignus bugged the shit out of me. Fucking cackling bastard. I couldn't even get the flaming dick to leave my party (since it was obvious to me that he was going to be nothing but trouble later on) so I left him in the Modron Cube. Asshole.
Ken from Persona 3. Whiny overdramatic little dork. Boyfriend and I both called him a wiener.
Liara from Mass Effect. NO I DO NOT WANT YOUR HOT ALIEN SEXINGS, LEAVE ME ALONE. Oh yeah, humans are SOOOO new and mysterious, space-elf, whatevs. Saren also was very yawn. HE WAS EVIL BECAUSE HE WAS MIND-CONTROLLED! seems like a cop-out to me.
Any load bearing OH I WANT TO DESTROY THE WOOOOOORRRRLD end boss.
Otis from Dead Rising can die in a fire. A LONG SLOW PAINFUL FIRE. With acid.
Kratos. Fuck you. We get it. You hate everything and you're a badass. Also you fuck the womenz. So WHAT are your redeeming qualities again? Or are you a Rob Liefield wannabe game character? Die in fire.
Seymour from FFX. GOD I HATE YOU, YOU BLUE-HAIRED SON OF A FUCK. How many times did I kill this pretentious shit again? TOO MANY. When I kill someone I do it right and they are dead the FIRST TIME.
Gloria from Devil May Cry 4. Oh, christ, cutscene animators, SHE'S HOT, WE GET IT. You don't need to zoom in on her jigglesomes to remind us she's got HYOOJ CANS. If she had any actual compelling role in the game I'd be more apt to forgive this, but since she doesn't my vitriol remains. (also, tits don't really bounce when they're bound up in a corset. So stop making Trish's jubblies squirm around like cats under a blanket)
Nearly everyone from Culdcept: Saga (instead of the badass cepter lady in red who was a decent non-cheaty fight and who did not dress like a preposterous skank, and that neato snake with the two heads. Also the tranny lizardman was okay). Such non-characters of such preposterousness.
Any cackling emo kid villain who demands more power but cries and screams like a baby when they're defeated. I actually wrote Quarrel specifically to mock them. :twisted:
OK that's enough bile from me for now.
Myron from Fallout 2. I loved to hate him. I always had him in my party, though, because fucker would make me super stimpaks. For someone so supposedly smart, he was easy as hell to manipulate. MUAHAHAHAHAH.
Also find me someone who didn't love to hate SHODAN and they are clinically retarded or DEAD. Which is to say I loved hating her.
Also Fu-Lou (I think that's what his name was?) from Breath of Fire IV. End guy, but you played him throughout. He's a bastard to fight, but you understand and sympathize with the man. OK nevermind I think I like him instead of like to hate him.
OK NOW I ACTUALLY DID NOT LIKE THESE CHARACTERS:
Ignus bugged the shit out of me. Fucking cackling bastard. I couldn't even get the flaming dick to leave my party (since it was obvious to me that he was going to be nothing but trouble later on) so I left him in the Modron Cube. Asshole.
Ken from Persona 3. Whiny overdramatic little dork. Boyfriend and I both called him a wiener.
Liara from Mass Effect. NO I DO NOT WANT YOUR HOT ALIEN SEXINGS, LEAVE ME ALONE. Oh yeah, humans are SOOOO new and mysterious, space-elf, whatevs. Saren also was very yawn. HE WAS EVIL BECAUSE HE WAS MIND-CONTROLLED! seems like a cop-out to me.
Any load bearing OH I WANT TO DESTROY THE WOOOOOORRRRLD end boss.
Otis from Dead Rising can die in a fire. A LONG SLOW PAINFUL FIRE. With acid.
Kratos. Fuck you. We get it. You hate everything and you're a badass. Also you fuck the womenz. So WHAT are your redeeming qualities again? Or are you a Rob Liefield wannabe game character? Die in fire.
Seymour from FFX. GOD I HATE YOU, YOU BLUE-HAIRED SON OF A FUCK. How many times did I kill this pretentious shit again? TOO MANY. When I kill someone I do it right and they are dead the FIRST TIME.
Gloria from Devil May Cry 4. Oh, christ, cutscene animators, SHE'S HOT, WE GET IT. You don't need to zoom in on her jigglesomes to remind us she's got HYOOJ CANS. If she had any actual compelling role in the game I'd be more apt to forgive this, but since she doesn't my vitriol remains. (also, tits don't really bounce when they're bound up in a corset. So stop making Trish's jubblies squirm around like cats under a blanket)
Nearly everyone from Culdcept: Saga (instead of the badass cepter lady in red who was a decent non-cheaty fight and who did not dress like a preposterous skank, and that neato snake with the two heads. Also the tranny lizardman was okay). Such non-characters of such preposterousness.
Any cackling emo kid villain who demands more power but cries and screams like a baby when they're defeated. I actually wrote Quarrel specifically to mock them. :twisted:
OK that's enough bile from me for now.