Decline Consoletard reviewer finds Shadowrun too old-school, complicated

[Clotstein]

Jasmine is an intern at GamesBeat and one of the crew coming over from Bitmob.com. She’s an up-and-coming journalist specializing in off-beat genres and mobile games.

Yeah, confirmed retard.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Dear reviewer,

Are you an idiot?

Well, Sea is known for putting his foot down, Codex Style.

 

[Excidium]

Consoletard reviewer finds Shadowrun too old-school, complicated

Score: 85/100

o_O

That's as low as it goes for a game that isn't cool to hate

 

[Bulba]

No surprise from a generation of gamers popamole faggots with attention spam of wooden horse toy, that find Skyrim puzzles "challenging".

skyrim has puzzels? All I can remember is a bunch of intsestine type dungeons.

 

[Excidium]

No surprise from a generation of gamers popamole faggots with attention spam of wooden horse toy, that find Skyrim puzzles "challenging".

skyrim has puzzels? All I can remember is a bunch of intsestine type dungeons.

That golden claw thing

 

[FeelTheRads]

thinking and redding makes head hurtz plz gaem would u play for me? kthx

 

[Roguey]

Jasmine, I saw you peeping as I pushed my foot down to the floor. lawl university of Arkansas, double-lawl journalism degree

Jesus fuck this review was written by a moron. Literally everything is explained with easy-to-read pop-up text. How can you get so confused by this? Is this reviewer illiterate?

https://twitter.com/vitiosuslepos/status/361229709171892224 No surprise she's buddies with your nemesis, eh?

It is almost as if they believed in the project and had started it before begging for money on the Internet.

They had not.

So is this game any good? (As an RPG, I don't have any fondness for the setting.)

It's a casual turn-based popamole with decent atmosphere and writing so ymmv.

 

[sea]

https://twitter.com/vitiosuslepos/status/361229709171892224 No surprise she's buddies with your nemesis, eh?

 

[Shadenuat]

author of mass effect analysis

*chuckle*
seriously, who would put something like that in their resume

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

I don't mean to be an asshole and I fully believe that woman are and can be equal if not better at a lot of things but then again, some women do really belong to the kitchen.

But think of her poor husband! He'd die from food poisoning!

 

[DeepOcean]

I don't mean to be an asshole and I fully believe that woman are and can be equal if not better at a lot of things but then again, some women do really belong to the kitchen.

But think of her poor husband! He'd die from food poisoning!

Yep, she wouldn't even read the label written rat poison.

 

[Sensuki]

Information overload ? HAHAHAHHA

 

[Minttunator]

Have to join the pile-on - what an utterly retarded review! The game has some legit problems - such as the save system (or lack thereof) and the completely linear campaign - but those aren't even mentioned. Instead the reviewer complains about "walls of text" when there's no more than 2-3 sentences on the screen at any time. Idiots like this is why we can't have nice things. I like how she still scored the game 85/100, though. :D

 

[Athelas]

Shadowrun Returns stumbles a bit in its effort to re-create on the PC the isometric RPG world gamers fell in love with on classic consoles

 

[SCO]

Shadowrun Returns stumbles a bit in its effort to re-create on the PC the isometric RPG world gamers fell in love with on classic consoles

Yes?

 

[AstroZombie]

Shadowrun Returns stumbles a bit in its effort to re-create on the PC the isometric RPG world gamers fell in love with on classic consoles

SRR is pretty popamole-ish, so she isn't wrong.

 

[Delterius]

No surprise from a generation of gamers popamole faggots with attention spam of wooden horse toy, that find Skyrim puzzles "challenging".

skyrim has puzzels? All I can remember is a bunch of intsestine type dungeons.

That golden claw thing

Also

Man, remember that guy who defended Skyrim's puzzles because he didn't realize you could zoom into items? 'And so I searched for the internal logic of the door. Not the developer's fault if you took the easy way out' <paraphrase>.

 

[Excidium]

The best thing is how they used the golden claw puzzle to show off that feature of zooming around the item on the inventory, and that was basically the one use of it in the entire game

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

I too would find Shadowrun Returns too difficult if I had recently suffered a severe blow to the head.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Microwave.

This one seems apt to put metal in the microwave and complain about arc-welded cutlery/crockery, so no.

 

[Delterius]

The best thing is how they used the golden claw puzzle to show off that feature of zooming around the item on the inventory, and that was basically the one use of it in the entire game

I remember other person who praised golden claw for its 'investigative work' (the fucking diary you read) and 'archeological feel'. Gods, I wish could find it.

 

[himmy]

Holding really tight for this reviewer's look at the new Torment.

 

[Commissar Draco]

So Does this Game Journalist have any qualifications beside having Vagina? Cause If she is not there for AA reason only Commissar will eat his army boots.

 

[catfood]

Jesus fuck this review was written by a moron. Literally everything is explained with easy-to-read pop-up text. How can you get so confused by this? Is this reviewer illiterate?

Even worse.

It's a woman.

 

[Ninjerk]

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