Crooked Bee
(no longer) a wide-wandering bee
I knew it'd be worthwhile to keep monitoring that thread:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3471856&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=32
To be fair, most people in that thread, including the OP who I've exchanged a few PMs with, seem to be pretty sane. In fact, it's one of the saner SA threads, probably because it's devoted to an oldschool game.