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GarfunkeL · Mar 22, 2012

Hamas made a shooter years ago where you kill IDF soldiers and rescue Palestinian kids or something.

Angthoron · Mar 22, 2012

Ed123 said:
GarfunkeL said:

Hamas made a shooter years ago where you kill IDF soldiers and rescue Palestinian kids or something.

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I don't know if it was the same one, but you start off as a kid ferrying supplies and throwing stones at tanks, then progress to a fully-fledged soljah of gawd.

Sounds like a reverse-CodMW.

Clockwork Knight · Mar 22, 2012

To be honest, handling a mouse is eerily similar to handling an AK-47. You, like, have to point it at what you want it to affect.

A keyboard is just like a bomb, too. You press buttons in a certain sequence and things happen.

never change, The Sun

sgc_meltdown · Mar 22, 2012

Oriebam · Mar 22, 2012

are the inflation ones all made by the same person? why

Behold, the mighty Deathclaw mutant Katt in all her freaky sexy glory!

This, of course, depicts the final form of the busty wanderer in the final chapter of the Wasteland Goddess stories.

I based her overall design on several different mutants form the game: deathclaw for the dragonic features, radscorpion for her venomous tail, brahmin for her lactation, and of course centaur for her obvious lower deformities.

Commission drawn by Oniontrain on Furaffinity

Luzur · Mar 22, 2012

hoopy · Mar 22, 2012

Comment on Kotaku:

Ugh I play World of Darkness with Mr Who-to-be and his friends and his friend who started it had my character raped. He asked me in private before we played if it would be triggering and I gave him permission but I definitely asked if he would do the same to a male character. He said he would and ended up having his bf's character raped later on. I felt a little better and I was glad that he talked to me beforehand instead of springing it on me in the middle of play.

What. The. Fuck.

Vaarna_Aarne · Mar 22, 2012

That's a whole lot of rape in a WoD campaign. Based on that information I'm going to assume it's just one of those "erotic roleplaying" campaigns.

Xor · Mar 23, 2012

Yeah, after about a decade of playing WoD games, rape has never come up in any of them.

Vaarna_Aarne · Mar 23, 2012

I did once threaten my DM that I'd make a sex-powered Fighter using the various DnD sourcebooks, for teh lulz (seriously, the DnD "erotic" books are just unintentionally hilarious in their content, though Chainmail Bikini is 100% tongue-in-cheek with stuff like Great Cleavage feat for females that gives additional AC if you less clothes and allows you to use chainmail bikini effectively).

Mangoose · Mar 23, 2012

evdk said:
Infinitron said:

circ said:

Pete has gone insane.

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I'm pretty sure that tumblr is fake

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Each and every one of those concepts shows more promise than anything Molyneux has made in the last 15 years though.

That's pretty sad, really.

To be honest I want to make a prototype for each of those ideas.

Edit: Check out these games: http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/

Angthoron · Mar 23, 2012

The Journey removes physical model interaction between players. Why? Because people wanted to play a game!

Journey playtesters kept offing each other

Thatgamecompany’s Robin Hunicke got very down on humanity while prototyping co-operative adventure Journey.

In one early build of Journey, players could shove each other around more than in the final version.
“We were doing play tests, where we invited players to come in and play the game. However, instead of cooperating and building a relationship each other, the players just kept attacking each other and pushing each other into the pit,” Hunicke told Siliconera.
“At the time, I was very disappointed in mankind; we designed all the settings so they will help each other, but they still just kill each other, as if they don’t have any morality at all.”
The producer ran into a child psychologist who told her that in a virtual space, where everything is new, players “become kids, and don’t know what they’re doing is bad”. The psychologist advised Hunicke to avoid negative feedback but find some way to show players it was wrong.
“So when I went back to the prototype, we removed the physics so they couldn’t push each other into the pit,” she said.

http://www.gamekicker.com/gaming-news/journey-playtesters-kept-offing-each-other

RK47 · Mar 23, 2012

Tip: Try co-op FPS with Friend Fire On.

Angthoron · Mar 23, 2012

RK47 said:
Tip: Try co-op FPS with Friend Fire On.

Bro you dont get it killing is wrong psychologist says not to say it directly but it should be so that each time you kill stuffies you feel bad.

circ · Mar 23, 2012

Killing is bad. Except when it's trolls and guys with keffiyehs.

Multi-headed Cow · Mar 23, 2012

Mangoose said:
To be honest I want to make a prototype for each of those ideas.

Edit: Check out these games: http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/

http://www.whatwouldmolydeux.com/
Since it's a gamejam it'll be shit, but since you only mentioned prototype what the hell.

Edit: Oh, was linked in the link linked earlier.

IronicNeurotic · Mar 23, 2012

Prosper wants to do the WE2 engine

I would be willing to make the entire engine. It would not be proprietary. Not entirely at least. I am an experienced programmer and have probably the best use doing an engine for this kind of game. The only pay I would require is 500 USD a month. Or 25USD each day for pizza.

Joking aside, I am willing to help out with tool creation. If you pick an obscure engine or a well known but underused engine (like FIFE) I would be able to devote myself around the clock to creating your toolset. Payment in pizzas would be nice though..

Sincerely,
Prosper

GarfunkeL · Mar 23, 2012

Fargo should definitely hire him.

Menckenstein · Mar 23, 2012

IronicNeurotic said:
Prosper wants to do the WE2 engine

I would be willing to make the entire engine. It would not be proprietary. Not entirely at least. I am an experienced programmer and have probably the best use doing an engine for this kind of game. The only pay I would require is 500 USD a month. Or 25USD each day for pizza.

Joking aside, I am willing to help out with tool creation. If you pick an obscure engine or a well known but underused engine (like FIFE) I would be able to devote myself around the clock to creating your toolset. Payment in pizzas would be nice though..

Sincerely,
Prosper

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Angthoron · Mar 23, 2012

Fake Prosper suspected, sounds too coherent.

Oriebam · Mar 23, 2012

Angthoron said:
The Journey removes physical model interaction between players. Why? Because people wanted to play a game!

Journey playtesters kept offing each other

Thatgamecompany’s Robin Hunicke got very down on humanity while prototyping co-operative adventure Journey.

In one early build of Journey, players could shove each other around more than in the final version.
“We were doing play tests, where we invited players to come in and play the game. However, instead of cooperating and building a relationship each other, the players just kept attacking each other and pushing each other into the pit,” Hunicke told Siliconera.
“At the time, I was very disappointed in mankind; we designed all the settings so they will help each other, but they still just kill each other, as if they don’t have any morality at all.”
The producer ran into a child psychologist who told her that in a virtual space, where everything is new, players “become kids, and don’t know what they’re doing is bad”. The psychologist advised Hunicke to avoid negative feedback but find some way to show players it was wrong.
“So when I went back to the prototype, we removed the physics so they couldn’t push each other into the pit,” she said.

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http://www.gamekicker.com/gaming-news/journey-playtesters-kept-offing-each-other

fucking decline of civilization right there

Clockwork Knight · Mar 23, 2012

So is it bad that I successfully masturbated to that mass effect comic? I'd like an achievement if possible

sgc_meltdown · Mar 23, 2012

so that's why nobody except my bros luzur and malboro have commented on my efforts there

the silent shame or pride that cannot be spoken of

Angthoron · Mar 23, 2012

Suddenly this seems very fitting.

Gragt · Mar 23, 2012

I hope he'll receive a posthumous Darwin Award when his time finally comes. He deserves it.

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