Aliens: Colonial Marines

[ohWOW]

facehuggers are a metaphor for trannies

I get it now

 

[Sodafish]

I thought the pulse rifles were meant to hold 100 rounds anyway? What's the normal clip size in the game?

 

[Unkillable Cat]

It starts at 45, but can be upgraded.

The "standard" size for a Pulse rifle clip is 95, IIRC.

 

[Derek Larp]

It's 100, but the magazines are only loaded with 95 rounds because the autoloader has a tendency to jam with a full magazine.

At least that's what the Colonial Marines Technical Manual says...

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Cyberarmy]

Ah Darkseed, my childhood nightmare ...

 

[RK47]

 

[Average Manatee]

Was expecting to see someone taking a shit. Very disappointed.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Duraframe300]

No idea if this has been posted yet

 

[ohWOW]

Thank God Obsidian's abomination was cancelled.

 

[Infinitron]

No idea if this has been posted yet

Hey, that was uploaded today. Who told you about this?

Thank God Obsidian's abomination was cancelled.

Do you have any particular reason to feel this way, or are you just being EDGY?

 

[ohWOW]

Yes. Games they made are shit, so there's no reason to think this one would be better

 

[J_C]

Do you have any particular reason to feel this way, or are you just being EDGY?

Yes. Games they made are shit, so there's no reason to think this one would be better I'm just being edgy.

 

[ohWOW]

If that's what it takes to say the truth, so be it

 

[Duraframe300]

Hey, that was uploaded today. Who told you about this?

Re-upload. A few newssites have posted about it already. It's originally on vimeo. I think they discovered it on another forum.

 

[Infinitron]

"Why do you want to see my company destroyed, ohWOW?"

Hey, that was uploaded today. Who told you about this?

Re-upload. A few newssites have posted about it already. It's originally on vimeo. I think they discovered it on another forum.

According to Eurogamer, here: http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=375045

 

[bonescraper]

Thank God Obsidian's abomination was cancelled.

Do you have any particular reason to feel this way, or are you just being EDGY?

Because bull aliens in A:CM were stupid enough. Looks like Obsidian tried to take it even fucking farther with their retarded ideas.

On the other hand, those are probably their best animations to date.

 

[evdk]

Because bull aliens in A:CM were stupid enough. Looks like Obsidian tried to take it even fucking farther with their retarded ideas.

It's not like the franchise needs Obsidian for that:

The original species was crocodile, IIRC. NANANANANA

 

[ohWOW]

wait, what? batman

what?

 

[evdk]

Dark Horse and DC present: Batman vs Aliens, it's set in Central or South America. Not like this is anything new, Aliens were in Stormwatch (and it's actually canon, they killed most of the team and thus the Authority was born), Judge Dredd, Superman and probably more titles that I just haven't read/seen. Also in a different crossover Batman fought the Predator.

 

[bonescraper]

Most of the comics are awful. The only good ones i read are the original AvP and Aliens: Labyrinth. And Batman/Superman/Teletubbies crossovers hardly can be considered canon.

I don't understand the urge to make more aliens. There are enough already. Drones, warriors, runners, praetorians (since they appeared in every AvP game) and queens. Not to mention facehuggers and chestbusters. Those are consistently similar to each other. Everything beyond that happens to be over the top retarded.

 

[evdk]

Oops, sorry, I meant it was canon in Stormwatch, not in the Aliens Universe.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

The Judge Dredd/Aliens crossover is also canon in the Dredd universe, and it's also fun reading considering it's the Judges with their firepower versus the Xenos.

 

[Psquit]

Cancel their games and delay the games
That's what Obsidian hates!
That's what Obsidian hates!
So, carefully! Carefully with their games!

*sees alien colonial marines*

Obsidian: Woah, Sega has a has a strange notion of perfection