RTS Which RTS unit has the best voice lines?

[Vlajdermen]

I did this for Blizzard already, but let's overnigger it. I'm open to include new options.

I-dentify target!
You want a piece of me, boy?
Explorer reporting.
Battlecruiser operational.
You call down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind.
Need medical attention?
Go ahead, TACCOM.
Pehhrrfekt.
I've been a general for fifteen years! Now I'm taking orders from a pup.
Jew weed.
I long for combat!
Make use of me.
We burn.
Direct my warth!
Prrfrrrfrrr.
Hwt-hwt.
Sacrifice me!
Let me at 'em!
I swear it.
I'm here to help.
Sic 'em!
I'll consider it.
The spirits are restless.
Frostmourne hungers.
What you be cravin'?
Arrg?
In your name.
Our courage will be seen by all!
Don't get on my bad side.
I will make the sacrifice!
Don't hurt me...
I build for China!
Ret roose the juice!
You can depend on it.
Trust me! I'm an engineer!
We are his will made manifest!
I cast a deadly shadow.
Muhahahahahaha!
If Lenin could see us now...
(Bobo Haha voice) Who's giving you trouble?
Let's throw down.
Let's see who's tougher.
Century here, I'm all ears.
C'etait fatal!
We go where we prease!
Kingcomrade posts again!

 

[Vic]

In WC3 units have unique dialogue if you keep clicking on them. The Sorceress has some funny fourth wall lines:

Pissed

• "Click me baby, one more time." (Reference to the Britney Spears song "Baby One More Time")
• "Maybe you should get a strategy guide."
• "I don't remember casting Slow on you."
• "You don't get out much do you?"
• "Let's chat on Battle.net sometime."
• "For the End of the World spell, press Control-Alt-Delete." (When you press Control-Alt-Delete, it closes your game.)

 

[catfood]

Wololo.

 

[Darth Roxor]

look at this nigger skipping the fucking DESOLATOR



SCORCHED EARTH

 

[Glop_dweller]

The narrator (Mission briefings) from Bungie's Myth games.

*Also the (different) narrator from the Myth tutorial.

 

[Catacombs]

Whoever says "You must construct additional pylons" in SC

 

[janior]

firebat

 

[Fargus]

For real tho:

Apocalypse tank (my vote in this thread) and Yuri from Red Alert 2.
Retarded spearman from Primitive Wars. Those who played it probably know.
Most of the undead faction units and also evil main character voices from WBC3, though that game had many units with cool voice lines.
Fat macemen fucks from Stronghold.
Kenji and Utara from Battle Realms.

 

[Morblot]

Came in expecting loads of StarCraft units. Was not disappointed.

 

[Space Satan]

Amateurs

 

[Vlajdermen]

Amateurs

бригадир исполняает твою волю.

 

[Disciple]

I remember enjoying some of the lines in these games, though I wonder whether each localization got different unit lines. "Storm rides after me." "Fortuna audaces iuvat." "Give me lands to conquer." "Horus judges, we execute."

 

[Cross]

The poll doesn't have a single unit from Sacrifice.

 

[Vlajdermen]

Once again, my dumb nigger ass has made the poll anonymous. Reeeee

 

[Beastro]

One of the most annoying to use:



Pushinawaypunshinawaypunshinawaypunshinawaypunshinawaypunshinawaypunshinawaypunshinawaypunshinaway!

 

[GloomFrost]

Chaplain from DOW. Redeem them with sword and fire!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ5s81NRdQE

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[tindrli]

I DONT KNOW. But im truly happy to see that OP is not gay

 

[Norfleet]

Chaplain from DOW. Redeem them with sword and fire!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ5s81NRdQE

Nah, this one's better.

 

[oddech_wymarlych_swiatow]

Dark Colony - human commander
Myth - dwarf Molotov thrower

It's not RTS but I love Commandos lines, everyone of them.

 

[Bigg Boss]

FOR THE CAAAAAAUUUUSSSEEEE!!!! - Dark Reign

 

[Cyberarmy]

Generally most of them have good ones. C&C games(Kirov), Starcraft(Battlecruiser) and Warcraft(Witch Doctor), Sacrifice(troll?...no troll!FİREFİST!!!!) and Dawn of War games (Witness your DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!)
Company of Heroes had nice gimmicks like soldiers speak silently in night missons and yell more at Omaha Beach like missions.

 

[Zboj Lamignat]

Wololo.

I'm as big "wololo" fan as the next guy, but was always wondering why the suave and audibly flirty "erectus " did not gather a more significant following.

 

[Luka-boy]

I loved the voice lines for the German tanks in Company of Heroes.

Also mandatory:

 

[Tweed]

"For the wind.
For the sun.
For the rain.
For the thunder.
For the storm.
It is done!" - Priest, Netstorm.

"We come in peace." - Sky Fortress, Dark Reign.