Björni Börksson, VSP chief coordinator
Friends! Vikings! Kerbalmen!
For too long have our longboats sat idle. For too long have nations like Kermany, Polant, Kamerika and the Koviet Union retained control of the Aether Waves of space. It it time to reclaim our birthright! It is time to release the Longboats. The Rocket Longboats!
To this end, the Viking Space Programme will conduct a series of forays into the void, our ultimate goal being to land our Viking Raiders on the shores of other planets for a proper rape and pillage session. The recent .18 Rokkit Manifesto shook the Kerbinational Kommunity, throwing the space programmes of other nations of Kerbin into disarray. The time is ripe for plunder!
Prospective Kerbalnauts are undergoing screening in Kopenhagen, Lenmark as I speak. Our 5-step plan to conquer Mün is as follows:
- Stage 1: Kerbin unmanned orbit. Launch an unmanned probe into a stable orbit around Kerbin tospy on the space programmes of other nations gather valuable research data.
- Stage 2: Viking in space. Launch a Kerbal into space, complete an orbit and return the Kerbal safely to Kerbin
- Stage 3: Mapping the Mün. Send a probe into Münar orbit to identify a suitable landing site.
- Step 4: Münar Kontakt: Land an unmanned vehicle on Mün to determine if it is indeed made out of cheese
- Step 5: Viking Konquest: Send a viking to Mün; rape and pillage; return Viking to Kerbin along with acquired loot.
I will not lie to you. The road ahead is uncertain and dangerous. Some of these tasks may take several attempts. Kerbalnautswill most certainly die may be hurt, vehicles may be damaged and Ulminati will probably grow bored or distracted and abandon his LP like he usually does, the cunt; but none of this shall prevent the Viking Nations from achieving their destiny!
Expect live transmissions of our Kerbalnautic Kosmos Kraft launch to commence after the exciting quarterfinals of Kweden's got talent!
(That is, tonight, after I get home from work).
Friends! Vikings! Kerbalmen!
For too long have our longboats sat idle. For too long have nations like Kermany, Polant, Kamerika and the Koviet Union retained control of the Aether Waves of space. It it time to reclaim our birthright! It is time to release the Longboats. The Rocket Longboats!
To this end, the Viking Space Programme will conduct a series of forays into the void, our ultimate goal being to land our Viking Raiders on the shores of other planets for a proper rape and pillage session. The recent .18 Rokkit Manifesto shook the Kerbinational Kommunity, throwing the space programmes of other nations of Kerbin into disarray. The time is ripe for plunder!
Prospective Kerbalnauts are undergoing screening in Kopenhagen, Lenmark as I speak. Our 5-step plan to conquer Mün is as follows:
- Stage 1: Kerbin unmanned orbit. Launch an unmanned probe into a stable orbit around Kerbin to
- Stage 2: Viking in space. Launch a Kerbal into space, complete an orbit and return the Kerbal safely to Kerbin
- Stage 3: Mapping the Mün. Send a probe into Münar orbit to identify a suitable landing site.
- Step 4: Münar Kontakt: Land an unmanned vehicle on Mün to determine if it is indeed made out of cheese
- Step 5: Viking Konquest: Send a viking to Mün; rape and pillage; return Viking to Kerbin along with acquired loot.
I will not lie to you. The road ahead is uncertain and dangerous. Some of these tasks may take several attempts. Kerbalnauts
Expect live transmissions of our Kerbalnautic Kosmos Kraft launch to commence after the exciting quarterfinals of Kweden's got talent!
(That is, tonight, after I get home from work).