Completed Two Worlds Two: The End

[RK47]

Oh, Dindu

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...they found out about Ashos?

All of what, pray?

All of your dealings with Seloth Brotun. We know you helped him with his sick research - now he has turned to Necromancy! It always happens!

I was only hired to acquire some items. It's not my problem that he turned to Necromancy.

Aye, and we know about the items too! However, given your reputation in the Society, we are prepared to give you a chance... find him and put a stop to his necromancy!

Are Necromancers given a proper trial?

They are to be dispatched on sight!

Does that not give you too much power to abuse?

What kind of implication is that, pray?

Oh, I dunno...what if someone just accuse another person of being a negro and then you lynch the guy...only to find out he's not a negro? Just saying. Really makes you think.

Why is it of such great import to hunt down Necromancers?

Necromancy is EVIL! Necromancers give a bad name to mages everywhere - a menace, they are!

You exaggerate, my friend... Greatly.

Yeah, they just...raise the dead. Throws poison bolts... and have the occasional skeletal mount parked underneath their black tower somewhere in the wilderness.

You seem very sympathetic to those scum - we shall keep a close watch on you!

Whatever, let's get this over with.

And let you flood Europe? No way.

They hunt you, are you aware of it?

Aye, I know... but I shan't yield to their ignorance and bias! I shall fight them to the death!

Does this mean you are now a Necromancer?

Nay - but I will not stand for all those stupid limitations they impose on Mages. Magic should not be curtailed by some society or committee!

Oh, that sounds evil. Can't have that. No sir.

I have come to end your dabbling in Necromancy.

He did not respond and waved the Necromantic staff I gave him.

 

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Come in, murder's free

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Aye, the matter is closed...

Forsooth? Then you have proven your loyalty to the Society.

 

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Bloody Resolution

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Ah, yes, 20,000 in gold.

Nice try.

Nay, you jest - 'twas 30,000 - I never jest where my money is concerned...

30,000? Ah so... of course... here it is. My thanks and I hope you spend it wisely in our capital.

Yeah, shortchange me and I'll cut you.

I could still kill you and enhance my reputation with the House.

You are not a man like that... I see it in your face.

You spied on the House. What did you learn?

They plot against the King. There is someone in the Court who coordinates their actions - but I was captured before I could learn his identity.

I thought the King supports the House? They are here by his decree!

King Emrys does not know of events in Thalmont. He is preoccupied with the war in the south - and he believes anything they tell him about Thalmont...

What will you do now?

Hah! Those Skelden will regret they did not kill me when they had the chance!

Ebrat Skelden is already waiting for me with his bodyguard outside the compound. Anger is evident on his face.

Nay, 'twas free this time, because of the wench...

Did you think the Clan would greet you as a conquering hero, eh? Hah! Then you are even more naive than I thought - and YOU must learn what loyalty means, 'friend'!

And this from the bold one who beats helpless wenches! Out of my way, Skeden!

You've made a mistake, worm. I have trained with the best swordsman in Cathalon. No one can match me!

Yeah? I got the deadliest facepalm in Thalmont.

 

[Darth Roxor]

x-treme

 

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One More

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Nay, but t'was swifter...

...and ill-planned...we have now no chance to prove that the King's trusted Councillors took part in the scheme to discredit us...

You have proof of the House's guilt, however...

Aye, you have indeed helped us on that score... my warriors are clearing the Excavations now... no one expected the House to be so helpless after the loss of their leader. We've now collected enough evidence to prove to King Emrys that Lord Skelden plotted against him and planned to overthrow him. Now we must restore Tharbakin to its former state - and we must show the King that he can count on the Clan always.

Do you think the King will admit you to the court for good?

Aye... we are his strongest allies now - and the war does not go well for him... Now to business - I promised you something - go - take it!

I shall.

The Clan rewards loyal service - and we greatly appreciate what you did for us - regardless of the means... Now if you will pardon me, I must ring in the changes in Thalmont!

I pocket the key to the vault and begin to walk up the hill. Ultar's son is waiting for me there.

Your father does not share your opinion.

He is old - soon he will retire. Clan Karga deserves better than leaking huts and stale bread. Thanks to you, we will soon celebrate within the walls of Tharbakin! Here's your promised reward, I told you you would not be disappointed!

Some extra gold is always welcome. But now - to business. The real reason why I helped them.

I slot the air, water and fire stones into the relic. Just one slot remains.

 

[Codexlurker]

Yeah? I got the deadliest facepalm in Thalmont.

I didn't know disappointment was so powerful a force.

 

[RK47]

Mayhap tis the power of disappointment.

 

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A New Place, Same Ol' Story

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Unfortunately, the designers think this isn't important and all I could report was 'Well... I'm still working on it.'

Tell me again where all the pieces of the Relic have been hidden.

I thought that Ho explained this to you? When I last saw him, I told him to give you all the answers.

The last time we met you did not know these answers yourself.

I've had the time... and just as I told you, the frame was in the possession of Ultar Karga in Thalmont, and the four stones were scattered across the continent. The first one was buried with the late King Satrius, somewhere near the village of Windbreak.

Hmm. That's the only one I'm missing. I'll head there now.

Return when you've found all of them.

Not sooner I stepped into town, an army officer approaches me.

Mayhap...what is wrong?

I am Ran Hograd, a Captain of the Cathalonian Royal Guard. Some days ago, my unit captured a dangerous Orc leader named White Head.

The orc who harasses our villages?

The same... however, we did not reach Cathalon with the Orc - we were ambushed near this village. We beat them off, but I was wounded.

Where are your men now?

I sent them to Cathalon with the prisoner while my wound heal... but I have heard nothing from them...

Do you believe they will be ambushed again?

Aye. White Head is their chief... I expect the worst - but I am still helpless here...

What do you expect me of me, Captain?

Give me tidings of my unit, that is all...

I will do it. Where do I start?

They should be on the road to Cathalon. The carriage is too heavy to leave the road, so you will catch them with ease...

I thought that the war was on the southern border?

Nay, Orc bands roam throughout the kingdom - and if the villagers hear a loud sound, they flee to the forest...fear is a powerful weapon.

The city folk seem to treat it with derision...

They trust the city walls...a sad illusion.

How many orcs did you see?

More than twenty warriors - experienced veterans - I believe - they attacked very swiftly.

I'll find your caravan. Farewell.

 

[Codexlurker]

my unit captured a dangerous Orc leader named White Head.

Mayhap tis the power of disappointment.

Fuck Necromancy, disappointment might be the most powerful school of magic in Two Worlds.

 

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Ample Opportunities

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Forsooth, you know we're all millers here - we need seeds and flour to do our work... and of late we have had problems with bandits on the road.

That is a common problem these days...

Indeed... but a large band attacked our logging camp east of here... and since then they have to be paid for every caravan between Cathalon and Windbreak.

I think the phrase is 'collecting toll from'

And you wish me to rid the country of these bandits?

Aye - and if you do, I will pay you a thousand in gold.

Now you have BOTH my ears AND my sword too, miller!

Good man! You will find them east of our graveyard.

How big is this band of thugs?

Mayhap ten, no more...

How could ten of them defeat an entire logging camp?

They say that some of the woodcutter attacked their own friends from behind...nothing unusual these days...

Do they have a mage among their number?

Nay, our caravan people have never seen a mage - and no evidence of magic near the camp.

I leave you now...farewell.

Aye, good luck.

Why? Does it seem so?

You look like a mercenary...and that is good - we need help.

And if I were a mercenary? How do you think I could help you?

I'm this village's mayor. I have to solve all the problems here - and we do have a problem.

What kind of problem, pray?

An Oger came here and took over one of our windmills! Now we have only two - but they are not enough.

Not enough? Why?

Because the army needs food - and we have the only windmills in this region.

What do you suppose I could do for you?

That's obvious! Just kill the Oger!

Fine. I'll help you.

My village will be grateful - here, I'll mark the windmill on your map.

What has an Oger to do with Windbreak? Munch on windmill, perchance?

Nay... but orcs have crossed our borders of late to harass our people. They have started to use Ogers in their army. This one is probably a raider from one of their patrols. Ogers are stupid, but they love machine - and this one loves our windmills. When the vanes go round, he sits and grunts happily...

Why not ask the soldiers for help?

We have no love for them...we pay high taxes and still the military comes and steals our hard-earned food. Nay, we, emm...thrashed a few of the more insolent soldiers thae last time they came here. We cannot expect any help from them...

I see. Farewell, mayor.

Good luck, mercenary.

Why do you tell me this?

We wanted you to know.

Do I know you, perchance?

Everything will duly become clear - for now, you have work to do.

Oswaroh is a dead place, nothing can live there.

Where the fuck is that? How do you know this? FFS.

You must reach your own conclusions - I am only a messenger.

Fucking useless as usual.

 

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Cleaning Contracts

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What now, Mayor? Rats in a windmill?

Aah, the mercenary jests today! Good, good... for you will surely need that good humor in our graveyard... Nay, 'tis the undead... these zombies stumble around our graveyard and my people are terrified...they can no longer pray at their ancestors' gravesides.

Ahh. The Taint? Forsooth, THAT, good Mayor, will be costly indeed!

Aye, I feared as much...however, as mayor I happen to have access to our village taxes - your fee will be paid, mercenary.

I will do this. Where is this graveyard?

It lies east of our village, I will mark it on your map.

 

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Waaaaggghhhh

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Nay, White Head was not there...

Then the beast returns to its lair... and I know its present location...

The orcs are known to be secretive...so pray tell me...how in the name of the gods do you know that?

One of the villagers said he saw a camp with Orcs in the forest north of here. I believe it to be the same band...

What? Orcs, so close?

Aye, and I also believe they will attack this village soon...

I'll stop them.

If you do that, it will give us some time to prepare... and remember - the White Orc is the chief!

 

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Final Access

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Aye, they are no more.

Was a white Orc among them?

Sorry, I couldn't see shit. It was too bright around that mana shrine.

Nay.

Aahh, I knew it! However, I am grateful for your help... take this gold and have a drink. Actually, I may have good tidings of the White Head Orc!

Verily? Pray tell me!

My scouts told me that some orcs are hidden at the King's Barrows... and our special friend was among them!

Good tidings indeed.

Will you kill him? Will you?

Why wouldn't I? He's white isn't he? He must be a bigot, racist and a misogynist to boot! Truly that creature deserve to die!

Aye...oh aye...I will not let that Orc escape a second time!

I shan't forget this! Nevertheless, I am somewhat unhappy - I would dearly have loved to settle with that White Head myself.

Farewell.

We will mayhap meet again!

Do I ask how you mill your bread?

Hmph... anyway, here is your reward - and pray do not go too far - I may need your help again soon...

'Tis fortunate? Why, may I ask?

You must be tired...rest now and later I will tell you all, brave warrior!

Dude, I can't even rest in this game. There is no REST option other than standing still and wait for the time to pass. The developer's definition of later is basically 'talk to him again after saying goodbye'.

Mercenary! Are you well rested?

Indeed. Aye... and what problem do we have to face this time?

Forsooth, this is more a...emm...personal matter, I do not like it here - this war is too close - but I do not have enough money to move to a safer place. However, I DO know where to obtain some treasure... but I need your help... can I trust you to keep silent, my good man?

Ah, nothing like a corrupt politician wanting to get out of ground zero when the action gets too hot. Whatever happened to solving problems, eh?

As the grave, Mayor...

In the Valley fo Barrows, is one belonging ot the old King Satrius, with much gold inside. I...emmm...happen to have a key to this barrow. I'll give you the key. And you will bring me King Satrius' crown - and any other treasure you find is yours.

Hmm. Is that not the location of the final relic stone?

'Tis good, Mayor... the crown for you, the rest for me. Give me the key.

Here. Take it.

How did you obtain this key, pray?

When King Satrius died, he was buried in a big barrow in the valley-a huge burial, it was...and on their way back to Cathalon, the funeral processsion was attacked. We found them wounded and helped them. A few days later, I found this key in my pocket! A true wonder, eh?

Whatever. Now it's mine, I can access the Tomb.

 

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White Base

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What? An educated orc? And you speak our tongue so well?

Surprised, eh? I learned your stupid tongue to understand my human prisoners when I torture them...Harr!

I come from Captain Hograd. Aah, I see you know this name?

Arrrrrr! He is an Orc-like human. A great warrior - but his wound keeps him in the village...mayhap he is lucky...'cos if he comes out, I fight him again!

I'm sure he would like to meet you again, White Head!

Fight great warrior, indeed! Better than robbing from humans! You tell Hograd, I await him in Thrague ruins - tomorrow after the sun goes down!

The fact it's intelligent enough to speak means he's a dangerous foe to be spared.

I will not be a go-between for your feud with him - do it youself, Orc!

You decided?...then decide...to DIE!

 

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Deeper into the Earth

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The Deal is Made

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You killed him?! Mercenary, I am proud to know you! I would dearly have liked to kill him myself... he was indeed a true warrior!

Farewell.

Best of luck to you.

It would seem that young Prince Emrys buried a cheap replica with his father.

That little cheat! The worm! He has ruined my life!

Good luck with your retirement plan.

But first...

Aye, I have many.

Capital, Capital! Did you find a good source for them?

Nay, Necromancer - does this mean you still need more?

Maliel's bunions - how did you guess that?

This Taint shoot matter becomes more predictable the more tasks I carry out for you!

I promise you, young man - this is the last time.

How many more do you need?

Ten shoots. Your reward will await you here.

Go fuck yourself. It's just a fucking Summon Skeletal Archer spell. The amount of trips to get that many shoots, I'd have bought much better spells from regular vendors!

Nay, but Reist will indeed be satisfied with these tidings, you should make haste to meet him in Qudinar's Square. Ah, by the way... he wanted to give you this...

A robe? For a secret meeting of Congregation students, mayhap?...hah!

There will be much lightning in the air - 'tis dangerous, remove all metal from your body and put this one. 'Tis linen... and much safer than which you now wear...

Prepping our hero for rape.

Will you be there, during this ritual?

Aye...but why do you ask?

You said you are beholden to Kira, that you owe her something. I must now ask you for something.

If this something does not require me to betray my masters, I will consider it. What do you have in mind?

You and no one else shall bring Kira to me when I bemand that she be brought.

Ye gods, you trust no one, mercenary.

I have no reason to.

'Tis agreed... you can count on me. Until we meet in Qudinar then...farewell.

 

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The unforeseen circumstances that was foreshadowed many many times but largely ignored because the protagonist is a potato

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We're all damn fools

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My name is Balor. We hoped that we would find Reist and his group here, but we found only you.

Hah, do you also seek Aziraal? You came too late.

Aye, I know. We knew that someone gave order to Reist - and we hoped that you would help us to find out who that person was - that was a mistake.

Oh my fucking god. You HAVE ONE JOB.

T'was Gandohar. He played the part of friend, then showed his true colors - he fooled me well...

Yes, he TOTALLY had us fooled. He wasn't wearing villain colors nor does he speak with a deep, threatening voice.

We're all fools, aren't we?

Who are the Ancients? Gandohar spoke of them as well.

They are Gods, banished from their own world - they seek a new place to live hence the name of this game 'Two Worlds' - and now they have Aziraal. Thanks to you.

We wanted you to lead us to the one who gives the orders - t'was a poor decision! No matter - now we must find a way out of this muddle - t'will not be a simple task, I fear.

Who is this 'we'?

I will do it myself. I have unfinished business with Gandohar.

Forsooth, I was worried we might unite for a second and deal with this evil threat for good. Phew.

I do not believe you can get to the castle. The wastelands are full of tainted creatures AND the energy released from the tomb helped them to raise a barrier around the walls. Have you see the sign in the sky? 'Tis huge - we did not know that the Dwarves imbued the tomb with so much energy. As long as that sign is there, the magical barrier will not fall.

I will attend to that myself.

The sign seems to be anchored in the black towers. Mayhap if one of the anchors were taken out, the entire construction would fall...

Aye, we shall see...

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Try and stop me...

If you fail, we shall take the matter into our own hands, and you had better not stand in our way. Nevertheless, good luck.

Farewell USELESS good guys. It's up to me now to save the world, save my sister, break the barrier, and destroy the evil while you watch.

 

[Excidium II]

They are Gods, banished from their own world - they seek a new place to live hence the name of this game 'Two Worlds'

 

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Oniichan's Vengeance

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[Darth Roxor]

'Tis some amazing C&C in this game!

 

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The Gatekeeper

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Two Worlds

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Your sister is very strong, she will be magnificent as the new Aziraal. The transformation is almost complete.

I will NOT permit you to do this.

Do you really care for her so much?

More than you could even imagine.

Then let the transformation take place - if you stop it now, she will age, suffer from illnesses and just die one day in her bed, unless someone kills her first.

That...is our destiny as humans.

It need not be yours - as a god, Kira will be immortal... the Ancients need her - and they will need you, too. You have been given a chance, do not ignore it!

All they have given me is a road through the neverworld.

You have always served them, although you were not aware of it... 'tis now time you accepted that... you will benefit from it.

Why would they care for mere mortals?

When the Ancients arrived in our universe, they encounter strong defenses - our world is a living organism, well protected from invasion. Aziraal, the gods, all beings... they are connected with one another. The fluid of life flows through all of us, almost invulnerable to illness and corruption. Now imagine that the gods are the system that guards the world from infection - what do you think happened when Aziraal fell three hundred years ago?

The Taint was able to invade our world?

Aye, t'was only a small breach, but enough. The Taint is evolving. It eludes our world's defenses and seeks a way to open the gate and let the Ancients in. Aziraal is one such gate. I believe that if you cannot beat the system, you must corrupt it. Who will guard our world when the guards are on OUR side? All you have to do is to join us and let it happen.

And if I refuse?

This world must change. 'Tis its destiny.

 

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My Ideal World

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If it means a better life for Kira and myself, then let it happen... I agree.

Suddenly a crackling of energy appeared around me.

 

[abnaxus]

unfortunately