Chapter the Second: The Journey to the Friendly Arms Inn
Just as I wake up, my childhood friend, Imoen, shows herself. It seems she knew something about Gorion, and she followed us. I gladly welcome her as another meatshield for the party.
Not long after I meet a generic fat guy who gives me directions to the Friendly Arms Inn, where I am supposed to meet some friends.
Even though I try to use my bardic charms, he offers me no further help. He does warn me, however, about two seedy characters he met not long ago.
I soon run into them. No wonder that guy found them unsettling - the human is apparently trying to pull his face apart, black runes around his eyes. Disgusted as I may be, I proceed to talk to them.
As I talk to them, I nearly vomit due to their scoundrelry. One of the worms offers me a healing potions, and the dog asks for nothing in return.
Then the wretched creature offers me a lucrative opportunity to investigate some problems which are tearing the sword coast apart. He agrees to follow me wherever I take him before I feel like helping him. Because I need help, I agree to let the two 'things' join me.
Behold my wonderful party:
Is it just me, or does Imoen look more late-20-ish than 16ish?
After killing a Gibberling, I go and mourn over Gorion's lifeless body for a moment, then loot the corpses.
The most interesting find is a letter:
E? Oh, right, it's that Elminster guy everyone's talking about. Why doesn't he use his full name anyway?
On my way to the Friendly Arms Inn, I meet that wizard guy who wrote that letter.
I can't remember his name, and after pondering some names rhyming with parts of the male anatomy, I resolve to just call him "you". Annoyed, he quickly takes his leave, before I remember his name.
I kill another wretched beast with 4 consonants and just one vowel in its name - the Xvart.
Then I reach the gates of the Friendly Arms Inn.
Holy fuck, they have a huge castle and the best use they can think for it is an Inn? No matter - we decide to go inside as soon as possible.
But on the stairs...
"No, honestly, I'm not Kanyel. I mean... boobies, for fuck's sake." Since the guy is completly unfamiliar with any kind of anatomy, he attacks Imoen. We bravely jump to the rescue.
He kills all my companions, but I finish him off. I mean, the guards did. It must be those lousy evil bastards' fault - Xzar and Montaron gave their lives for us.
Ah, screw them, I'll only resurrect Imoen.
After the priest defies the laws of the universe in exchange for 100 gp, me and Imoen go to the Inn, hoping not to meet any more assassins. On the way, I realize that I should've brought Gorion here to resurrect him as well. But screw him, I'm not going all the way back there to get his body. Let him rot.
Inside, I meet Jaheira and Khalid, with whom I have a very bizarre "dialogue".
Then they join me and we all go to bed.
To be continued...